Totally Unlistenable

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

...it dawned on me that Weideman had not made the trip to San Jose...

Huey's getting carried away.

[MAD]

...it dawned on me that Weideman had not made the trip to San Jose...

Huey's getting carried away.

Perhaps San Jose is exactly the place where Weideman went; hence his absence in British Columbia.

[Internet Apex]

I despise Pudd Sirott as much as the next bloke but I find any radio post game show to be an extremely weird thing to put any expectation at all into. I can understand if you had to listen to the game and got stuck with that shrieking turd. But I find your POSTGAMEPUDDANGER hilarious.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

[Saul Goodman]

Congratulations, knuckleheads.

[Internet Apex]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

[Slaky]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

[MAD]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

Grand Slam was the shit.  They also used that weird, rectangular building for ""Photon", whatever the hell that was (some 1980's embryo of laser tag?).  How long's that been gone?  So easy to find even a 16 year old could drive there from DUPAGE County, except the time my buddy needed to make it there for an offseason hitting league match and wound up calling me from Stone Park.

[Wheezer]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school.

I only started smoking because of Norman Rockwell's granddaughter.

[Saul Goodman]

Suffering through Baseball Tonight so I can see E-ramis's homer, and I have to listen to John Kruk praise Dustyball.  FYESPN.

[Richard Chuggar]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

The one in Palatine?

[Internet Apex]

I didn't realize he was such a local institution. I'll get off his ass then. All 16 acres of it.

[Slaky]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

The one in Palatine?

That's the only one I know of.

[MAD]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

The one in Palatine?

That's the only one I know of.

<puts onion on belt>

Time was, as you sped north on IL 53, you could spot, at the end of the ramp on Northwest Highway*, the oddly shaped warehouse, and you could see GRAND SLAM from that spot.

*A street that, despite it's history as an old Indian route and a such, and a major thoroughfare for our modern towns and villages, has to share space wtih a gravy-soaked mid manager who who hasn't distinguished himself from any of his last 15 predecessor)

[CT III]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

The one in Palatine?

That's the only one I know of.

<puts onion on belt>

Time was, as you sped north on IL 53, you could spot, at the end of the ramp on Northwest Highway*, the oddly shaped warehouse, and you could see GRAND SLAM from that spot.

*A street that, despite it's history as an old Indian route and a such, and a major thoroughfare for our modern towns and villages, has to share space wtih a gravy-soaked mid manager who who hasn't distinguished himself from any of his last 15 predecessor)

Over Jim Hendry Way?  

No, I don't think Huey will EVER get over Jim Hendry Way.

[MAD]

Tim Stoddard? What? Rich Bordi wasn't available?

True story - he was a pitching coach for me in high school. I took private lessons from him at Grand Slam USA. Best place ever.

The one in Palatine?

That's the only one I know of.

<puts onion on belt>

Time was, as you sped north on IL 53, you could spot, at the end of the ramp on Northwest Highway*, the oddly shaped warehouse, and you could see GRAND SLAM from that spot.

*A street that, despite it's history as an old Indian route and a such, and a major thoroughfare for our modern towns and villages, has to share space wtih a gravy-soaked mid manager who who hasn't distinguished himself from any of his last 15 predecessor)

Over Jim Hendry Way?  

No, I don't think Huey will EVER get over Jim Hendry Way.

Wait until I petition that they re-name Roosevelt Road, west of 53 and east of 59, "Eddie Olczyk Lane".