Totally Unlistenable

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Some of you act like you don't have a father. If you say you hope Santo dies, well I hope your father dies. Right in front of you and unexpectedly. For those of you whose fathers have already passed, I'm really sorry. I'm totally cool with him reducing his game schedule to about 6 innings a week and some pre and post game gurgling. But Jesus H. Christ, you guys could chill a little.

Delayed bump.

[Wheezer]

I think the issue of cat foeaces is going to need to be front and center with this one.

[Those bastards.]

[Wheezer]

Yah, but just wait until you see the PowerPoint version. (As drawn by Preview 3.0.9.)

[Saul Goodman]

Dick Vitale.

Still.

[CT III]

Don't.  Cross.  Pappy.

http://www.suntimes.com/3310820-417/hernandez-gettleman-judge-cancer-onetime.html

[R-V]

BC - will you post your audition tape?

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-announce-search-for-new-public-address-announcer.html

[Internet Apex]

BC - will you post your audition tape?

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-announce-search-for-new-public-address-announcer.html

Look for mine on a bookface near you.

[morpheus]

BC - will you post your audition tape?

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-announce-search-for-new-public-address-announcer.html

Look for mine on a bookface near you.

Someone had to post it, especially given the dearth of Desipio posts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oougcgOveUE

[Eli]

BC - will you post your audition tape?

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-announce-search-for-new-public-address-announcer.html

Look for mine on a bookface near you.

Someone had to post it, especially given the dearth of Desipio posts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oougcgOveUE

I just can't help myself.

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[Oleg]

BC - will you post your audition tape?

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/02/cubs-announce-search-for-new-public-address-announcer.html

Look for mine on a bookface near you.

Someone had to post it, especially given the dearth of Desipio posts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oougcgOveUE

I just can't help myself.

(||)

Be honest...you could, you just choose not to.

[Internet Apex]

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[Eli]

(||)

I kid pause because I love.

[Internet Apex]

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I kid pause because I love.

All good. There are enough pictures of me looking like a tard on the internet to last until senility actually kicks in. No sense denying anyone enjoyment on a slow day at the insipios.

[Quality Start Machine]

any Ape X PA announcer audition that is devoid of beat-boxing has failure written all over it.

[Yeti]

Don Cooper everytime he is on the score. He sounds like a delusional drunk everytime he is on there. I'm sure it's because he is.