Totally Unlistenable

[Yeti]

Why is Eduardo Perez's uncleared throat on Baseball Tonight

Why would a person watch Baseball Tonight instead of MLB Network (unless Millar and Byrnes are queering off together in the studio)?

I asked myself that question and went on a search for the MLB Network. I couldn't find it. I am sure I have it bit I didn't feel like getting up at the time and finding the paper guide. If I don't have it, well heads are going to roll

You have to have it, dude. What with that superior satellite package (||) you're carrying.

Wasn't Yetti the one arguing Dish Network over DirecTV? Oh yeah. Dish can't carry MLB Network.

Yea, I will have to agree that not getting the MLB network at all is much worse than not getting AMC in HD, but still getting AMC in SD

[R-V]

Why is Eduardo Perez's uncleared throat on Baseball Tonight

Why would a person watch Baseball Tonight instead of MLB Network (unless Millar and Byrnes are queering off together in the studio)?

I asked myself that question and went on a search for the MLB Network. I couldn't find it. I am sure I have it bit I didn't feel like getting up at the time and finding the paper guide. If I don't have it, well heads are going to roll

You have to have it, dude. What with that superior satellite package (||) you're carrying.

Wasn't Yetti the one arguing Dish Network over DirecTV? Oh yeah. Dish can't carry MLB Network.

Yea, I will have to agree that not getting the MLB network at all is much worse than not getting AMC in HD, but still getting AMC in SD  Anyone interested in a gently used Dish Network subscription?

Yeti's trash is everyone else's treasure'd

[Yeti]

Why is Eduardo Perez's uncleared throat on Baseball Tonight

Why would a person watch Baseball Tonight instead of MLB Network (unless Millar and Byrnes are queering off together in the studio)?

I asked myself that question and went on a search for the MLB Network. I couldn't find it. I am sure I have it bit I didn't feel like getting up at the time and finding the paper guide. If I don't have it, well heads are going to roll

You have to have it, dude. What with that superior satellite package (||) you're carrying.

Wasn't Yetti the one arguing Dish Network over DirecTV? Oh yeah. Dish can't carry MLB Network.

Yea, I will have to agree that not getting the MLB network at all is much worse than not getting AMC in HD, but still getting AMC in SD  Anyone interested in a gently used Dish Network subscription?

Yeti's trash is everyone else's treasure'd

Last weekend was the town-wide garage sale. You missed out on all the good deals.

[Saul Goodman]

These Cardinal morons on FS Midwest are obsessed with the Cubs.  I have the misfortune of living somewhere that carries Cardinals games, not Cubs games, and they must talk about the Cubs three times a week.  Right now they're talking (again) about whether Hendry will be back.  "They're in a transition year right now."  "Yeah, how many times over the years have Cubs fans heard they're in a transition?  Hurr hurr."  "Derpty derp derp derp."

[Shooter]

WGN morning host ????? in the booth with Pat and Keith before he sings the 7th inning stretch. Spectacularly unfunny, despite trying very hard.

[Yeti]

These Cardinal morons on FS Midwest are obsessed with the Cubs.  I have the misfortune of living somewhere that carries Cardinals games, not Cubs games, and they must talk about the Cubs three times a week.  Right now they're talking (again) about whether Hendry will be back.  "They're in a transition year right now."  "Yeah, how many times over the years have Cubs fans heard they're in a transition?  Hurr hurr."  "Derpty derp derp derp."

*looks down upon SterlingTailNightDonkeyArcherCats

[Wheezer]

WGN morning host ????? in the booth with Pat and Keith before he sings the 7th inning stretch. Spectacularly unfunny, despite trying very hard.

Jarrett's really a newsman, not a comic. Unfortunately, the WGN 5 a.m. block isn't exactly designed for this.

[Saul Goodman]

These Cardinal morons on FS Midwest are obsessed with the Cubs.  I have the misfortune of living somewhere that carries Cardinals games, not Cubs games, and they must talk about the Cubs three times a week.  Right now they're talking (again) about whether Hendry will be back.  "They're in a transition year right now."  "Yeah, how many times over the years have Cubs fans heard they're in a transition?  Hurr hurr."  "Derpty derp derp derp."

*looks down upon SterlingTailNightDonkeyArcherCats

I can't resist watching Theriot embarrass himself at shortstop with his pisspoor "defense".

[Slaky]

These Cardinal morons on FS Midwest are obsessed with the Cubs.  I have the misfortune of living somewhere that carries Cardinals games, not Cubs games, and they must talk about the Cubs three times a week.  Right now they're talking (again) about whether Hendry will be back.  "They're in a transition year right now."  "Yeah, how many times over the years have Cubs fans heard they're in a transition?  Hurr hurr."  "Derpty derp derp derp."

*looks down upon SterlingTailNightDonkeyArcherCats

I can't resist watching Theriot embarrass himself at shortstop with his pisspoor "defense".

And yet the Kyardinuhls will be laughing all the way to the playoffs. Again.

[Oleg]

WGN morning host ????? in the booth with Pat and Keith before he sings the 7th inning stretch. Spectacularly unfunny, despite trying very hard.

Jarrett's really a newsman, not a comic. Unfortunately, the WGN 5 a.m. block isn't exactly designed for this.

I just want to point out that Wheezer being a WGN listener will never not be funny to me.

[SKO]

These Cardinal morons on FS Midwest are obsessed with the Cubs.  I have the misfortune of living somewhere that carries Cardinals games, not Cubs games, and they must talk about the Cubs three times a week.  Right now they're talking (again) about whether Hendry will be back.  "They're in a transition year right now."  "Yeah, how many times over the years have Cubs fans heard they're in a transition?  Hurr hurr."  "Derpty derp derp derp."

*looks down upon SterlingTailNightDonkeyArcherCats

I can't resist watching Theriot embarrass himself at shortstop with his pisspoor "defense".

And yet the Kyardinuhls will be laughing all the way to the playoffs. Again.

This. Guh. I don't even have the advantage of touting Chicago over St. Louis, since the Cardinals fans I know all live in the same corner of Bugtussle that I do.

[Wheezer]

WGN morning host ????? in the booth with Pat and Keith before he sings the 7th inning stretch. Spectacularly unfunny, despite trying very hard.

Jarrett's really a newsman, not a comic. Unfortunately, the WGN 5 a.m. block isn't exactly designed for this.

I just want to point out that Wheezer being a WGN listener will never not be funny to me.

I in some sense am partially responsible for the highlight reel segment that Digilio airs, in that I first called their attention to Hundley's "gay puppy" remark and this was the ur-entry. My return to baseball after a 19-year break is due to nothing but the lousy shortwave reception in this rathole.

[Saul Goodman]

Tim McCarver would like to introduce you to our new catcher, Geovano Soto.

[PenPho]

Len Kasper, totally listenable for the next five years.

[Saul Goodman]

Len Kasper, totally listenable for the next five years.

Wrong thread then. The only thing that bugs me about Len is how he strains his voice on big calls, and especially on "and it wiiilll gooooooo" on HR. Minor thing, really.