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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1065 on: March 31, 2012, 07:24:01 PM »

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1066 on: April 03, 2012, 10:47:16 PM »
Note to self (place prominently): The two-hour platform provided Mr. "social conservativism began as a reaction to liberalization of divorce during the Cultural Revolution," "abomination, abomination, abomination!!!" revokes the immunity assigned to Milt Rosenberg for this year's Dead Pool going forward.

[Edit.--Late caller not certain whether Obama "is KGB," but thinks points stand anyway.]
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1067 on: April 05, 2012, 02:39:39 PM »
Welcome back, Judd Sirott. You still suck.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1068 on: April 05, 2012, 03:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 05, 2012, 02:39:39 PM
Welcome back, Judd Sirott. You still suck.

Moreland is giving him a run for his money
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1069 on: April 05, 2012, 03:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 05, 2012, 03:17:32 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 05, 2012, 02:39:39 PM
Welcome back, Judd Sirott. You still suck.

Moreland is giving him a run for his money

Yeah, who is "Roy Holliday" anyway?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1070 on: April 11, 2012, 02:42:14 PM »
Juddddd: Do you realize what their record was after 40 games?
Keith: 34-and-4?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1071 on: April 11, 2012, 04:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 11, 2012, 02:42:14 PM
Juddddd: Do you realize what their record was after 40 games?
Keith: 34-and-4?

...and 2 ties.  We are talking hockey, aren't we?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1072 on: April 11, 2012, 05:29:48 PM »
Does this mean Moreland isn't doing the growler inning by himself any more?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1073 on: April 13, 2012, 09:43:55 PM »
Featured sponsor for the Northwestern women's lacrosse report: Oak Park's most upscale "natural" aquarium supply shoppe. What a fucking demo.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1074 on: May 15, 2012, 02:11:36 PM »
What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games? Is there a less qualified analyst working anywhere in pro baseball right now? I can't think of one. I'm not thrilled with the Ed Farmer route they've taken with Keith, but at least he's actually performed at a high level. What has Judd ever done?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1075 on: May 15, 2012, 02:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games? Is there a less qualified analyst working anywhere in pro baseball right now? I can't think of one. I'm not thrilled with the Ed Farmer route they've taken with Keith, but at least he's actually performed at a high level. What has Judd ever done?

Lucky sperm clubbed?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1076 on: May 15, 2012, 02:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 15, 2012, 02:13:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games? Is there a less qualified analyst working anywhere in pro baseball right now? I can't think of one. I'm not thrilled with the Ed Farmer route they've taken with Keith, but at least he's actually performed at a high level. What has Judd ever done?

Lucky sperm clubbed?

That seems to be his only qualification. And I'm not one of those meatballs who thinks you can't have an opinion on spartz IF YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, but Judd? Excruciating. Pat must have the patience of a saint, or the medicine cabinet of Whitney Houston. It reminds me of a journalism student I went to school with who got accepted into law school and immediately launched a legal analysis of celebrities blog despite having no idea what she was talking about. Except her dad wasn't Bob Sirott.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1077 on: May 15, 2012, 02:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2012, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 15, 2012, 02:13:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games? Is there a less qualified analyst working anywhere in pro baseball right now? I can't think of one. I'm not thrilled with the Ed Farmer route they've taken with Keith, but at least he's actually performed at a high level. What has Judd ever done?

Lucky sperm clubbed?

That seems to be his only qualification. And I'm not one of those meatballs who thinks you can't have an opinion on spartz IF YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME, but Judd? Excruciating. Pat must have the patience of a saint, or the medicine cabinet of Whitney Houston. It reminds me of a journalism student I went to school with who got accepted into law school and immediately launched a legal analysis of celebrities blog despite having no idea what she was talking about. Except her dad wasn't Bob Sirott.

So you're NOT Judd Sirrot, then?

*marks Judd's name off list*
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1078 on: May 15, 2012, 03:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games?

HE'S LOUD. HE CAN ANNOUNCE LOUDLY. HE CAN INTERVIEW LOUDLY. HE HAS ONE VOLUME SETTING... LOUD.

Geez... what more could you possibly ask for?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1079 on: May 15, 2012, 03:17:43 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 15, 2012, 03:06:34 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 15, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
What qualifies Judd Sirott to be a color commentator for professional baseball games?

HE'S LOUD. HE CAN ANNOUNCE LOUDLY. HE CAN INTERVIEW LOUDLY. HE HAS ONE VOLUME SETTING... LOUD.

Geez... what more could you possibly ask for?

C'mon, flannj. How about a guy who lowers his voice to a sub-whisper and then raises it to a scream for no discernible reason?
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