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[Internet Apex]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

[PenPho]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

Seriously, though.  Pretty sure your friend's an alcoholic.

[CT III]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

Seriously, though.  Pretty sure your friend's an alcoholic.

If there's one thing an Irishman can't abide, it's an alcoholic.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

Seriously, though.  Pretty sure your friend's an alcoholic.

If there's one thing an Irishman can't abide, it's an alcoholic.

Who said anything about not abiding him?  Seriously, he's probably my cousin.

[Shooter]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Does Sheriff Joe even accept white dudes?

[Wheezer]

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

I present to you South Dakota, in the form of antivaccine activist Lowell Hubbs.

[PenPho]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

Seriously, though.  Pretty sure your friend's an alcoholic.

We're not friends anymore, but this is 100% true. 

Second DUI was on New Year's Eve for God's sake. How stupid does one have to be?

[Brownie]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

Seriously, though.  Pretty sure your friend's an alcoholic.

We're not friends anymore, but this is 100% true. 

Second DUI was on New Year's Eve for God's sake. How stupid does one have to be?

Well it's good to know Sherriff Joe really straightened him out.

[Internet Apex]

Harry Doyle: Grace is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
Monty: Doesn't say that here.
Doyle: Well, he should be.

Mark Grace getting closer to jail time.

Buddy of mine who got 2nd DUI in Arizona ended up spending about a week in Sheriff Joe's Tent City.

Pretty sure that won't happen to Grace, but I remember hearing that Arizona's DUI laws here some of the harsher in the country.

Correction: It was a month in jail, not a week.  He was on work release during the day, but when he showed up back in jail for the night drunk, they kept him in the clink for the rest of the time with no release. 

Cool story bro.

What's gotten into you?

California, man.

Seriously, though.  Pretty sure your friend's an alcoholic.

We're not friends anymore, but this is 100% true. 

Second DUI was on New Year's Eve for God's sake. How stupid does one have to be?

Well it's good to know Sherriff Joe really straightened him out.

One of my best friends from Buttpuddle High is a jailer at Tent City. He has lots of cool stories, bro.

[Saul Goodman]

"Ashlon Jeffrey"

[Wheezer]

In other news, nobody has yet had the heart to break it to Milt Rosenberg that SUSY -> anthropic multiverse isn't actually the dominant paradigm in high-energy physics.

[Internet Apex]

The Score is getting less listenable all the time.

Jason Goff has reportedly accepted a full-time radio position in Atlanta. Worst something something since Greg Maddux something something. I hate this town sometimes.

[Gilgamesh]

The Score is getting less listenable all the time.

Jason Goff has reportedly accepted a full-time radio position in Atlanta. Worst something something since Greg Maddux something something. I hate this town sometimes.

He'll be back once Boers retires.

[Internet Apex]

The Score is getting less listenable all the time.

Jason Goff has reportedly accepted a full-time radio position in Atlanta. Worst something something since Greg Maddux something something. I hate this town sometimes.

He'll be back once Boers retires.

Told you this, did he?