Totally Unlistenable

[Quality Start Machine]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

[Internet Apex]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

Hawk is a color guy? I'm asking seriously because I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

[CT III]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

Hawk is a color guy? I'm asking seriously because I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

He invented the batting glove, that grants him license to do whatever he wants.

[Internet Apex]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

Hawk is a color guy? I'm asking seriously because I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

He invented the batting glove, that grants him license to do whatever he wants.

There was a dude on our new Cody's team rocking a batting glove in practice the other day. He was a bit mentally challenged, so I said nothing. But one of our other guys wondered aloud about the possibility of wearing wide receiver gloves in 16" softball. I looked around for Fork, Huey, Oleg etc. and none of them were there. So I laid into the guy vehemently and said, absolutely fucking not. What the hell have I turned into?

[Quality Start Machine]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

Hawk is a color guy? I'm asking seriously because I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

He invented the batting glove, that grants him license to do whatever he wants.

There was a dude on our new Cody's team rocking a batting glove in practice the other day. He was a bit mentally challenged, so I said nothing. But one of our other guys wondered aloud about the possibility of wearing wide receiver gloves in 16" softball. I looked around for Fork, Huey, Oleg etc. and none of them were there. So I laid into the guy vehemently and said, absolutely fucking not. What the hell have I turned into?

Peck Harrelson.

[Shooter]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

I'm wondering if it's a byproduct of watching shitty baseball.

It's a byproduct of being Texan.

[CBStew]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

Hawk is a color guy? I'm asking seriously because I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

He invented the batting glove, that grants him license to do whatever he wants.

There was a dude on our new Cody's team rocking a batting glove in practice the other day. He was a bit mentally challenged, so I said nothing. But one of our other guys wondered aloud about the possibility of wearing wide receiver gloves in 16" softball. I looked around for Fork, Huey, Oleg etc. and none of them were there. So I laid into the guy vehemently and said, absolutely fucking not. What the hell have I turned into?

Did you order him to get off your lawn?

[Internet Apex]

In a town that has color guys like Hawk, Zonk, Edzo and Stacey King - Jim Deshaies is an absolute titan.

Hawk is a color guy? I'm asking seriously because I have no idea what he thinks he's doing.

He invented the batting glove, that grants him license to do whatever he wants.

There was a dude on our new Cody's team rocking a batting glove in practice the other day. He was a bit mentally challenged, so I said nothing. But one of our other guys wondered aloud about the possibility of wearing wide receiver gloves in 16" softball. I looked around for Fork, Huey, Oleg etc. and none of them were there. So I laid into the guy vehemently and said, absolutely fucking not. What the hell have I turned into?

Did you order him to get off your lawn?

He's older than me, so no. If any of the aforementioned were there, he would have been more thoroughly disparaged to be sure. I was about as condescending as I could manage though. 

[Shooter]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

[Slaky]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

I can't abide by this nonsense. Pat Hughes trumps any idiot that sits next to him. I don't even mind Zonk.

[Internet Apex]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

I can't abide by this nonsense. Pat Hughes trumps any idiot that sits next to him. I don't even mind Zonk.

I don't mind Zonk either. He's just a guy.

[Tony]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

I can't abide by this nonsense. Pat Hughes trumps any idiot that sits next to him. I don't even mind Zonk.

I don't mind Zonk either. He's just a guy.

He's a really boring guy. I love Pat, but there is no chemistry. They were talking about pizza the other day, and Pat asked him what he liked. He gave a one word answer... "pepperoni"... the most predictable and boring answer to the question possible.

[CT III]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

I can't abide by this nonsense. Pat Hughes trumps any idiot that sits next to him. I don't even mind Zonk.

I don't mind Zonk either. He's just a guy.

He's a really boring guy. I love Pat, but there is no chemistry. They were talking about pizza the other day, and Pat asked him what he liked. He gave a one word answer... "pepperoni"... the most predictable and boring answer to the question possible.

Then it's agreed: we all miss Joe Carter and he should be brought back immediately.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.  I really wanted Keith Moreland to be good.  He was one of my favorite players on the '84 Cubs and Santo set the bar so low in the booth I was looking forward to Zonk, but I can't take it anymore.  He's totally unlistenable and somehow seems to be getting worse.

If I have to listen to the game on the radio, I usually go with the opponent's broadcast, unless they are total asshats (like tHom).

I can't abide by this nonsense. Pat Hughes trumps any idiot that sits next to him. I don't even mind Zonk.

I don't mind Zonk either. He's just a guy.

He's a really boring guy. I love Pat, but there is no chemistry. They were talking about pizza the other day, and Pat asked him what he liked. He gave a one word answer... "pepperoni"... the most predictable and boring answer to the question possible.

Then it's agreed: we all miss Joe Carter and he should be brought back immediately.

The crying shame is, I have no doubt in my mind that Kery Wood would be nothing short of outstanding in this role. He has managed to stack enough cheddar in his life to where he never has to fuck with going on the road ever, though.

What we lost, what we never had.

[Saul Goodman]

Speaking of Hub, has he not heard of the state of Oregon before?  He pronounces it like an alien.