Totally Unlistenable

[R-V]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

[Quality Start Machine]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

[InternetApex]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

[PenFoe]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because he loves to serve, you stupid chief. 

$73,825,000. Jesus.

[InternetApex]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because he loves to serve, you stupid chief. 

$73,825,000. Jesus.

It's not as far-fetched as the Greg Maddux, MLB Pitching coach fantasies that people used to tote around.

[Saul Goodman]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because he loves to serve, you stupid chief. 

$73,825,000. Jesus.

It's not as far-fetched as the Greg Maddux, MLB Pitching coach fantasies that people used to tote around.

Coaching is for losers like Mike Maddux, not living legends like Greg.

[InternetApex]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because he loves to serve, you stupid chief. 

$73,825,000. Jesus.

It's not as far-fetched as the Greg Maddux, MLB Pitching coach fantasies that people used to tote around.

Coaching is for losers like Mike Maddux, not living legends like Greg.

It's also for big candy asses like Mark McGwire.

[Saul Goodman]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because he loves to serve, you stupid chief. 

$73,825,000. Jesus.

It's not as far-fetched as the Greg Maddux, MLB Pitching coach fantasies that people used to tote around.

Coaching is for losers like Mike Maddux, not living legends like Greg.

It's also for big candy asses fledgling drug dealers looking to move inventory like Mark McGwire.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because they burn through it and need the money.

[InternetApex]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because they burn through it and need the money.

That's true in many cases.

[Quality Start Machine]

Coomer's been borderline bad and the additional responsibilities of sporadic PBP duties will only make for a more disappointing broadcast.  Shame.

Someday the Cubs will hire a lucid analyst to work alongside Pat, who will then die within 24 hours of the announcement.

I always figured Kerry Wood was going to get this gig. Kerry and Pat would probably be excellent, based upon the times I've heard Wood stop by the booth.

I always figured that too. But a lot of guys who made type of jack that Kerry made during their playing careers don't want to work as hard as broadcasters do. I mean, seriously, why would they?

Because they burn through it and need the money.

Or maybe being home all the time after living on the road since their teens drives them nuts.

[Bonk]

Fuck. I just listened to most of 28 innings of TH-om, since I live in the southern Ohio blackout area. Fuck.

[InternetApex]

Fuck. I just listened to most of 28 innings of TH-om, since I live in the southern Ohio blackout area. Fuck.

Been there, bro. So sorry for your loss. Of hearing.

[Oleg]

Fuck. I just listened to most of 28 innings of TH-om, since I live in the southern Ohio blackout area. Fuck.

Been there, bro. So sorry for your loss. Of hearing.

Loss of hearing would be an improvement.

[InternetApex]

Fuck. I just listened to most of 28 innings of TH-om, since I live in the southern Ohio blackout area. Fuck.

Been there, bro. So sorry for your loss. Of hearing.

Loss of hearing would be an improvement.

Which is why I gouged my eardrums out with a letter opener while listening to tHom and co.


I got better.