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Black Dynamite
« on: June 19, 2009, 03:50:28 PM »

Based only on the red band trailer, this is the greatest movie ever made.

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 04:41:53 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 19, 2009, 03:50:28 PM

Based only on the red band trailer, this is the greatest movie ever made.



Wow - I'll be seeing the crap out of this.

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 10:00:26 AM »
This is all kinds of awesome.

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 11:20:25 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dynamite

QuoteThe film has been discussed with approval on numerous movie-related websites.[3][4][5][6]
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 07:26:07 AM »
Quote from: Tank on June 21, 2009, 11:20:25 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dynamite

QuoteThe film has been discussed with approval on numerous movie-related websites.[3][4][5][6]

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 09:41:53 AM »
Didn't Fork already post this months ago?  Get to work, Thrill.
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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2009, 10:36:54 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 22, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
Didn't Fork already post this months ago?  Get to work, Thrill.

Sure you're not thinking of "The Human Tornado"?

Different movie from a different millennium.
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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2009, 10:40:47 AM »
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2009, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 22, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
Didn't Fork already post this months ago?  Get to work, Thrill.

Sure you're not thinking of "The Human Tornado"?

Different movie from a different millennium.

I didn't think so.  I swear I thought I remembered this trailer, or one VERY similar to it.
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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 10:44:17 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 23, 2009, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 23, 2009, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 22, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
Didn't Fork already post this months ago?  Get to work, Thrill.

Sure you're not thinking of "The Human Tornado"?

Different movie from a different millennium.

I didn't think so.  I swear I thought I remembered this trailer, or one VERY similar to it.

They all look alike to you, don't they?
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 08:30:43 AM »

This shit runs down today, you jive muthafuckaaaaaaahs!
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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 02:48:13 PM »
Bump.

It's out on DVD now. It must be re-mentioned. Fork has it right – some of the best quotable dialog. Andy approves, er he would if he watched it. Slaky may approve too, regardless of peeping it or not.

And where is the love from Apex, CT, and James Westfall (or whatever your handle is now – I been away)? Righteous fellers would appreciate.

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2010, 02:51:46 PM »
Quote from: Doc on March 15, 2010, 02:48:13 PM
Bump.

It's out on DVD now. It must be re-mentioned. Fork has it right – some of the best quotable dialog. Andy approves, er he would if he watched it. Slaky may approve too, regardless of peeping it or not.

And where is the love from Apex, CT, and James Westfall (or whatever your handle is now – I been away)? Righteous fellers would appreciate.

"Tell him the rest of my money by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself."

"Sister Betty made some hog marls a man should put an ankle in!"

I missed ya Doc, but you know me, I like to keep it understated.

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2010, 03:27:04 PM »
Quote from: CT III on March 15, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: Doc on March 15, 2010, 02:48:13 PM
And where is the love from Apex, CT, and James Westfall (or whatever your handle is now – I been away)? Righteous fellers would appreciate.

I missed ya Doc, but you know me, I like to keep it understated.

I'm not looking for canoodlin'. This movie is right up your alley. Give you love to the Black Dynamite. Yeah, I said it.
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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2010, 03:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Doc on March 15, 2010, 03:27:04 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 15, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: Doc on March 15, 2010, 02:48:13 PM
And where is the love from Apex, CT, and James Westfall (or whatever your handle is now – I been away)? Righteous fellers would appreciate.

I missed ya Doc, but you know me, I like to keep it understated.

I'm not looking for canoodlin'. This movie is right up your alley. Give you love to the Black Dynamite. Yeah, I said it.

No, I'm pretty sure you were looking for canoodlin'.

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Re: Black Dynamite
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 10:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Doc on March 15, 2010, 03:27:04 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 15, 2010, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: Doc on March 15, 2010, 02:48:13 PM
And where is the love from Apex, CT, and James Westfall (or whatever your handle is now – I been away)? Righteous fellers would appreciate.

I missed ya Doc, but you know me, I like to keep it understated.

I'm not looking for canoodlin'. This movie is right up your alley. Give you love to the Black Dynamite. Yeah, I said it.

I was just sitting here wondering when this comes out on DVD.
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