Borb Brenly is the Truth.

[Internet Apex]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

[Weebs]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

[TDubbs]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

[Quality Start Machine]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

[Slaky]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

[Quality Start Machine]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

You just told me to do something, then give me a compelling reason to not do it. I'll pass.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

[Internet Apex]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

[Poon]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

When that place first opened and it was that Weigman Park Brewery or however you spell the old name of Wrigley, the food was really good. 

[Oleg]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

When that place first opened and it was that Weigman Park Brewery or however you spell the old name of Wrigley, the food was really good. 

Mullen's is next door, and they have a foosball table.

[MAD]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

[Quality Start Machine]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

[Internet Apex]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

[Jon]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.

[Oleg]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.

Chicken fried steak has the word "chicken" right in the title.  How bad can it be?