Borb Brenly is the Truth.

[Jon]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.

Chicken fried steak has the word "chicken" right in the title.  How bad can it be?

You're talking to the wrong hombre. I drink sawmill gravy like it's water.

[Oleg]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.

Chicken fried steak has the word "chicken" right in the title.  How bad can it be?

You're talking to the wrong hombre. I drink sawmill gravy like it's water.

"Hombre"?  I don't think you belong in these here parts.

[Wheezer]

Do I get credit for calling Derrek Lee's game-tying homer off of Wood an inning advance while my fat ass was parked on a bar stool at the clubhouse bar in Lake Geneva?  Cuz I did.

I'll give you credit for finding a state where your ass is only medium-sized.

That's fucking cold. I like.

Huard, might I suggest the Bible Belt? You might even fit into a Petite Tronsuit there.

Chicken fried steak has the word "chicken" right in the title.  How bad can it be?

You're talking to the wrong hombre. I drink sawmill gravy like it's water.

"Hombre"?  I don't think you belong in these here parts.

Them thar parts?

[CubFaninHydePark]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

Get the beer nachos with steak.  I won't say anything else on the menu is good there, but those are tits out awesomeness.

But mediocre food is worth surviving for good beer and no douchebags.  Is there a place in Wrigleyville that has good food?

[MAD]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

Get the beer nachos with steak.  I won't say anything else on the menu is good there, but those are tits out awesomeness.

But mediocre food is worth surviving for good beer and no douchebags.  Is there a place in Wrigleyville that has good food?

Haven't been, but I've heard good things about Lucky's Sandwich Company.

Also, books and TV shows being discussed in the Dead Pool, food being discussed in the Lounge...just what the hell is going on here?

[RV]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

Get the beer nachos with steak.  I won't say anything else on the menu is good there, but those are tits out awesomeness.

But mediocre food is worth surviving for good beer and no douchebags.  Is there a place in Wrigleyville that has good food?

Haven't been, but I've heard good things about Lucky's Sandwich Company.

Also, books and TV shows being discussed in the Dead Pool, food being discussed in the Lounge...just what the hell is going on here?

MODS!!!

Twisted Spoke had some good sammiches before it closed down. I'm sure that's helpful.

[TDubbs]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

Get the beer nachos with steak.  I won't say anything else on the menu is good there, but those are tits out awesomeness.

But mediocre food is worth surviving for good beer and no douchebags.  Is there a place in Wrigleyville that has good food?

Haven't been, but I've heard good things about Lucky's Sandwich Company.

Also, books and TV shows being discussed in the Dead Pool, food being discussed in the Lounge...just what the hell is going on here?

MODS!!!

Twisted Spoke had some good sammiches before it closed down. I'm sure that's helpful.

I just went to the Twisted Spoke that is still open on Sunday.  Great, great food and a beer selection that would make uppity beerfags like Apex & BH happy.  And the outdoor rooftop seating makes for a great view of the middle levels of some buildings and the roofs of a few others.

[helloWorld]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

Get the beer nachos with steak.  I won't say anything else on the menu is good there, but those are tits out awesomeness.

But mediocre food is worth surviving for good beer and no douchebags.  Is there a place in Wrigleyville that has good food?

Haven't been, but I've heard good things about Lucky's Sandwich Company.

Also, books and TV shows being discussed in the Dead Pool, food being discussed in the Lounge...just what the hell is going on here?

MODS!!!

Twisted Spoke had some good sammiches before it closed down. I'm sure that's helpful.

I just went to the Twisted Spoke that is still open on Sunday.  Great, great food and a beer selection that would make uppity beerfags like Apex & BH happy.  And the outdoor rooftop seating makes for a great view of the middle levels of some buildings and the roofs of a few others.

Smut and eggs?

[Internet Apex]

Called Hoff's excellent swing on the pinch-dong off Ohka. Second time he's called a HoffPOWER Jimmy-Jack this season.

Fucking awesome. I'm a little too happy right now.

<---- FACE'd

I called it too.  From the bleachers.  I won money.

I saw the bleachers empty out pretty quickly after that...where did everyone go now that there's no more Hi-Tops?

Take a walk down Clark St. some time. Its douche runneth over.

Go to Goose Island--it's the one place I haven't felt like I've been in a crowd of douchiness.  Maybe it's that they charge $5 for a pint of non-swill.  They should bottle it and call it 'Douche Repellent' instead of beer.  At least their IPA and Bourbon County Stout, and probably their Oatmeal Stout too.

The food sucks.

Get the beer nachos with steak.  I won't say anything else on the menu is good there, but those are tits out awesomeness.

But mediocre food is worth surviving for good beer and no douchebags.  Is there a place in Wrigleyville that has good food?

No douchebags? None? You jest.

[Tonker]

I had the nachos in Goose Island, and they were excellent.  Then again, food-wise, my definition of what constitutes excellent is a little out of whack.

As you were.

[Quality Start Machine]

I had the nachos in Goose Island, and they were excellent.  Then again, food-wise, my definition of what constitutes excellent is a little out of whack.

As you were.

Ram's ball nachos would be revolutionary.

[Eli]

Ram's ball nachos would be revolutionary.

A ram's ball joke? Where have I heard that before?.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ram's ball nachos would be revolutionary.

A ram's ball joke? Where have I heard that before?.

you only found 5?

Lazy bastard.

[Kermit, B.]

Not to hijack your thread, there's a place out here in the burbs (Mullen's in Lisle) that does pot roast nachos.  I'd never heard of that before, but they're quite tasty.

[Quality Start Machine]

Nachos with pulled pork is a win of biblical proportions.