Twatheads Twittering

[Chuck to Chuck]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

It wasn't because you're a Star Trek dork?

Nope. Tolkein dork. And I admire Spiner for his work on Night Court.

Bob was awesome.  The wife, not so much.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

It wasn't because you're a Star Trek dork?

Nope. Tolkein dork. And I admire Spiner for his work on Night Court.

<seethes>If by Brent Spiner you mean John  Larroquette, the only thing about Night Court that was ever any good, I would feel the same way</seethes>

[Bort]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

It wasn't because you're a Star Trek dork?

Nope. Tolkein dork. And I admire Spiner for his work on Night Court.

<seethes>If by Brent Spiner you mean John  Larroquette, the only thing about Night Court that was ever any good, I would feel the same way</seethes>

PIPE DOWN, SEAMUS.

Spiner on Night Court was awesome.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

It wasn't because you're a Star Trek dork?

Nope. Tolkein dork. And I admire Spiner for his work on Night Court.

<seethes>If by Brent Spiner you mean John  Larroquette, the only thing about Night Court that was ever any good, I would feel the same way</seethes>

PIPE DOWN, SEAMUS.

Spiner on Night Court was awesome.

Far more awesome than Larroquette was in Star Trek.

"You said you would kill me," is about all he got.

[Richard Chuggar]

http://twitter.com/Joelsherman1/status/51333263851126784

[Saul Goodman]

Desipio Hits the Road!

Bloggers for Cubs or Red Sox: Contact me for info on an opportunity for your readers to go to Fenway for Cubs-Sox. -- injuryexpert

[PenPho]

Going back the original roots of this thread.

Steve Stone, getting his twat twittered by Joe Sheehan.

Steve Stone: "closing games is harder because every team has a guy on the bench to hit the closer." Which is basically the opposite of true.

[PenPho]

DPD.

Ozzie's kid's Twitter account is a source of amusement.

Thorton has messed up bullpen uptil now. Everyone has been good but him

Bail ugueth out of jail we need him

[Slaky]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

[CT III]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

[Slaky]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

I've hated him for a long time but never found the bar you all meet at. Next time please invite. I have plenty of vitriol to go around. Who else, besides you and Fork, are on this wagon? I need to know my allies.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

I've hated him for a long time but never found the bar you all meet at. Next time please invite. I have plenty of vitriol to go around. Who else, besides you and Fork, are on this wagon? I need to know my allies.

I'm always looking for someone new to hate.  Count me in.

[Bort]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

I've hated him for a long time but never found the bar you all meet at. Next time please invite. I have plenty of vitriol to go around. Who else, besides you and Fork, are on this wagon? I need to know my allies.

I'm always looking for someone new to hate.  Count me in.

Wait, are we hating someone and/or something? I'll get my ANGRY HAT.

[CT III]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

I've hated him for a long time but never found the bar you all meet at. Next time please invite. I have plenty of vitriol to go around. Who else, besides you and Fork, are on this wagon? I need to know my allies.

I'm always looking for someone new to hate.  Count me in.

Wait, are we hating someone and/or something? I'll get my ANGRY HAT.

Say, we could use a man like you in the Shoutbox...

[Slaky]

Now I'm stick poking. We'll see where this goes.