Twatheads Twittering

[J. Walter Weatherman]

https://twitter.com/EroticKOTH

You're welcome.

That boy ain't right.

[Slaky]

https://twitter.com/EroticKOTH

You're welcome.

That boy ain't right.

I love this.

[Tonker]

I saw the picture of the BBC journo whose 11 month old child was killed in the strike. They placed a pic below of the child smiling in life. It is the saddest thing I've seen probably ever.

This whole region is just the worst.

If you're interested, here's a balanced (i.e. equally damning of Israel and Palestine) article that an Israeli friend of mine sent me.  Interesting, particularly with regard to how much active support Israel might or might not be getting from the US over the next four years.

[Quality Start Machine]

Which of you guys are behind this?

[Slaky]

Which of you guys are behind this?

It's the same guy who does Not Roberto Luongo.

[Saul Goodman]

Good news, baseball players:

I'm hearing Ryan Theriot, who is still unsigned, is thinking of becoming an agent. #sfgiants.

As your agent, Ryan Theriot will dedicate himself to treating every arbitration case like his own:

The Chicago Cubs beat Ryan Theriot in salary arbitration, and the shortstop will be paid $2.6 million this season instead of his request for a raise from $500,000 to $3.4 million.

The 30-year-old Theriot batted .284 last season with seven homers, 54 RBIs and 21 steals in 30 tries (83 OPS+).

It was the Cubs' first hearing since first baseman Mark Grace lost in 1993.

(Theriot) called the arbitration informative and interesting.

"It's a different look at everything, kind of how the numbers go. Long, boring. But it's over now. I'm glad it's over," Theriot said.

And that's not all.  Real GMs rave about working with him:

"We've always paid players what is fair. ... I thought we'd already reached the point of the highest level of fairness. I'm not mad at Ryan for wanting to go. He has every right," Hendry said.

"I've known him for a long time, known him for 10 years. He's being compensated with what I thought was a fair number to begin with. It's not like there's any big loss here. He'll be fine. We're not worried about that."

So, MLB stars of tomorrow, looking for someone who understands "kind of how the numbers go"?  Ryan Theriot is your man.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

BREAKING NEWS:

These Tsarnaev brothers did not work alone. They had help and assistance from other cell members. Be vigilant and on the lookout.

[CBStew]

BREAKING NEWS:

These Tsarnaev brothers did not work alone. They had help and assistance from other cell members. Be vigilant and on the lookout.

Would someone please take the Donald's computer away from him?

[Quality Start Machine]

Going batshit in two and two.

[Saul Goodman]

Going batshit in two and two.

"222.twitter.com"

[PenFoe]

Just a PSA to point out that if you're not following Fernando Tatis on Twitter, you are missing out.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Just a PSA to point out that if you're not following Fernando Tatis on Twitter, you are missing out.

OK... Who's gonna be the jerk that points out the lack of a 'verified' checkmark?

[Chuck to Chuck]

@desipiodotcom has been suspended. How did Al get him banned from Twitter?

[Andy]

Al has more pull than I thought.

For now you'll have to follow me at @taoofsanto.

Jesus, I hadn't used that account in ages.  Basically since Ronnie died.  The fun part is that nobody's banned me from that account so I "get" to read Simmons, Yellon, Haugh and Bernstein again.

Yay?

[Bort]

You've made a powerful enemy, Dolan.