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Saul Goodman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #645 on: June 14, 2013, 09:35:39 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 14, 2013, 09:06:20 PM
You've made a powerful enemy, Dolan.

So...what happened?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #646 on: June 14, 2013, 09:41:41 PM »

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #647 on: June 14, 2013, 09:44:14 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #648 on: July 02, 2013, 01:24:45 PM »
https://twitter.com/mikemcc1717/status/352127500895256577

Quote from: Mike McCarthyCongrats to @joshahamilton on the Carlos Marmol acquisition. For a Cubs fan this is even better than getting rid of bad toenail fungus.

https://twitter.com/mikemcc1717/status/352128006136938496

Quote from: Mike McCarthy@PWSullivan I'm getting toenail fungus removed July 10. Getting rid of Marmol is even better!
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #649 on: July 10, 2013, 09:20:14 PM »
Looking at Stoney's fit bod anew drew me back to this...

Quote from: ChuckD on July 26, 2009, 05:32:41 PM
Tweet tweet.

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From:    dlkaplan@tribune.com
Subject:    Re: stoney
Date:    July 26, 2009 4:33:07 PM CDT
To:    duck.chickens@gmail.com

Geez.
All the Best!

David Kaplan
WGN Radio/Comcast SportsNet

QuoteFrom: Chuck Dickens
To: Kaplan, Dave
Sent: Sun Jul 26 14:31:30 2009
Subject: Re: stoney
http://blackdogue.net/Playgirl2/SteveStone/SteveStone.html

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On Jul 26, 2009, at 4:28 PM, Kaplan, Dave wrote:

Funny guy!

What is that from?

David Kaplan
Have a great day!

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On Jul 26, 2009, at 4:26 PM, "Chuck Dickens" <duck.chickens@gmail.com> wrote:

hey kap any birdys wispering about this guy gettin shipped to chigaco?

http://i28.tinypic.com/jgqgq0.jpg

duck

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From: duck.chickens@gmail.com
Date: July 26, 2009 8:47:15 AM CDT
To: dlkaplan@tribune.com
Subject: stoney

kap love youre work at chicagonow just wondrin why stoneys grindin his axe agin the cubbis the way he is on the twitster.

keep up the work

duck

Geez.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #650 on: July 10, 2013, 09:28:34 PM »
Which was part and parcel to this Twitter saga...

Quote from: Tank on July 25, 2009, 03:31:36 PM
More from the annals of the Sage of 35th St...

Quote from: BaseballStoneRumor is that tigers are interested in trading for milton bradley. Cubs should fly him in a private jet.

about 3 hours ago from txt

Quote from: BaseballStoneBradley not in cubs lineup today. With cardinals trading for derosa, lugo, and holliday, if hendry doesnt make a trade he loses the division

about 2 hours ago from txt

Quote from: BaseballStoneFrom the mouth of dave dombrowski the GM of the tigers, i would not have him on my team. Bradley homered and is closing in on beckham rbi.

10 minutes ago from txt

Quote from: Tank on July 25, 2009, 05:09:04 PM
It gets better yet...

Quote from: BaseballStoneIn detroit for the series. Understand a guy named bruce miles believes that the whole bradley story was made up. Who is bruce miles.

28 minutes ago from txt

Quote from: Tank on July 26, 2009, 05:24:40 PM
Quote from: BaseballStoneTo all the people who believe who believe that david kaplan and i made up the bradley story---get a life. Trade deadline rumors are not new.

about 5 hours ago from txt

Quote from: BaseballStoneThe giants need a hitter to make a run at the wildcard. Word out is that the nats nick johnson might fill their needs. Chase that down bruce

about 5 hours ago from txt

Quote from: ChuckD on July 26, 2009, 09:06:55 AM
http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/2325#comment-10772

QuoteBruce, you're probably already aware of this, but Stone took a shot at you on Twitter. His presence there has been annoying to say the least. Nothing but snark and bitterness toward the Cubs and never a positive word when the team has any kind of success. I've replied to a few of his tweets, but it wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't pay any attention to feedback.

This is yet another incident in a pattern of bad behavior by Stone, who I used to think was a pretty good baseball analyst. Sadly, his years of appearances on The Score seem to have permanently warped his sense of professionalism.

...@dat_cubfan_dave
Posted by dat cubfan daver on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 21:15

QuoteI'm laughing out loud over that. Shows you a couple things: One, Stone could never be a GM. He's too thin skinned and doesn't want the accountability. Two, he's playing the "I'm bigger than you" card. Nice.

If Stone was such a brilliant baseball mind, why haven't the 29 other teams lined up to hire him?

Great story. A few years ago in Pittsuburgh, he was going on about what he was going to do "when" he bought the A's. Ron Santo finished his dinner, wiped his mouth and said, "I'll tell you what you're going to be doing next year _ broadcasting baseball!"

And so it was. And so it is.
Posted by Bruce on Sat, 07/25/2009 - 21:18
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #651 on: July 10, 2013, 09:32:51 PM »
And it yielded this potentially underutilized typo:

Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2009, 05:44:17 PM
Poop sap.
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #652 on: July 10, 2013, 10:14:51 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 14, 2013, 09:06:20 PM
You've made a powerful enemy, Dolan.



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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #653 on: July 10, 2013, 10:56:34 PM »

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #654 on: July 11, 2013, 12:22:38 AM »

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #655 on: July 17, 2013, 10:03:41 AM »
While I wouldn't classify Patton Oswalt as a twathead, his recent Twitter feud with Salon.com was entertaining.

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/13/its-on-patton-oswalt-takes-on-salon-over-charges-of-racism/
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #656 on: July 17, 2013, 10:37:43 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
While I wouldn't classify Patton Oswalt as a twathead, his recent Twitter feud with Salon.com was entertaining.

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/13/its-on-patton-oswalt-takes-on-salon-over-charges-of-racism/

Twitchy is the fucking worst.

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #657 on: July 17, 2013, 10:39:40 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 10:37:43 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
While I wouldn't classify Patton Oswalt as a twathead, his recent Twitter feud with Salon.com was entertaining.

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/13/its-on-patton-oswalt-takes-on-salon-over-charges-of-racism/

Twitchy is the fucking worst.

Twitchy sucks. Salon sucks. Patton Oswalt usually does come off as thin-skinned. Everyone loses!

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #658 on: July 17, 2013, 10:59:45 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 17, 2013, 10:39:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 10:37:43 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
While I wouldn't classify Patton Oswalt as a twathead, his recent Twitter feud with Salon.com was entertaining.

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/13/its-on-patton-oswalt-takes-on-salon-over-charges-of-racism/

Twitchy is the fucking worst.

Twitchy sucks. Salon sucks. Patton Oswalt usually does come off as thin-skinned. Everyone loses!

No shit. Thanks Gil!
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #659 on: July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 10:59:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 17, 2013, 10:39:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 10:37:43 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
While I wouldn't classify Patton Oswalt as a twathead, his recent Twitter feud with Salon.com was entertaining.

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/13/its-on-patton-oswalt-takes-on-salon-over-charges-of-racism/

Twitchy is the fucking worst.

Twitchy sucks. Salon sucks. Patton Oswalt usually does come off as thin-skinned. Everyone loses!

No shit. Thanks Gil!



In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.