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Slaky

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #660 on: July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 10:59:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 17, 2013, 10:39:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 10:37:43 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
While I wouldn't classify Patton Oswalt as a twathead, his recent Twitter feud with Salon.com was entertaining.

http://twitchy.com/2013/07/13/its-on-patton-oswalt-takes-on-salon-over-charges-of-racism/

Twitchy is the fucking worst.

Twitchy sucks. Salon sucks. Patton Oswalt usually does come off as thin-skinned. Everyone loses!

No shit. Thanks Gil!



In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #661 on: July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.
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Internet Apex

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #662 on: July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #663 on: July 17, 2013, 12:36:07 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

Does she also rub your support-Japanese-internment-during-World-War-II g-spot?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Internet Apex

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #664 on: July 17, 2013, 12:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 12:36:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

Does she also rub your support-Japanese-internment-during-World-War-II g-spot?

She makes me feel a lot of unhealthy things.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #665 on: July 17, 2013, 12:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

You want to marry her?
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Yeti

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #666 on: July 17, 2013, 12:57:34 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

You want to marry her?

Fuck her, marry her, kill her for the insurance.

6. Profit
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Internet Apex

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #667 on: July 17, 2013, 01:11:20 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 17, 2013, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

You want to marry her?

Fuck her, marry her, kill her for the insurance.

6. Profit

She'd probably kill me first.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #668 on: July 17, 2013, 01:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 17, 2013, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

You want to marry her?

Fuck her, marry her, kill her for the insurance.

6. Profit

She'd probably kill me first.

Now I'm just imagining the oddity that would be a Michelle Malkin-Internet Apex pairing.

NOW THAT SHOULD BE A TELEVISION SHOW!!

Or at least a Lifetime Movie of the Week special.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Yeti

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #669 on: July 17, 2013, 01:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 01:15:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 01:11:20 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 17, 2013, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 17, 2013, 12:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 17, 2013, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 17, 2013, 11:26:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
In all honesty, I had never been to that site before today, so I didn't know about it's reputation.  A friend of mine sent me the link.

"I was only there to get directions away from there."

I only just learned about it a few days ago and if you weren't convinced by my thorough analysis of the site by all means Gil the comments.

They will blow your mind.

Twitchy is a Michelle Malkin joint.

The only woman I know of who hits all three spots on my Fuck/Marry/Kill scale. Uncanny.

You want to marry her?

Fuck her, marry her, kill her for the insurance.

6. Profit

She'd probably kill me first.

Now I'm just imagining the oddity that would be a Michelle Malkin-Internet Apex pairing.

NOW THAT SHOULD BE A TELEVISION SHOW!!

Or at least a Lifetime Movie of the Week special.

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Eli

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #670 on: July 18, 2013, 10:46:49 PM »
Uh.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #671 on: July 18, 2013, 11:27:36 PM »
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #672 on: July 18, 2013, 11:32:45 PM »
That acronym, whatever it means (I can guess)
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #673 on: July 19, 2013, 01:12:20 AM »
FINALLY
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Re: Twatheads Twittering
« Reply #674 on: July 19, 2013, 01:25:42 AM »
Somebody please help me out.  What's going on?
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?
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