Twatheads Twittering

[Jon]

Please.  I beg of you.  Leave me behind in the 19th Century.  Or the Eighteenth.  I would even consider the Middle Ages if you could guaranty me immunity from the Plague.

But you'd be okay with the Inquisition?

Of course, no one expects it.

At least the Spanish one, whose chief weapon is surprise.

...and fear.

...and venereal disease ruthless efficiency.

Come ON'd.

...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

[Tank]

KD, Andy...seems like a pretty good place to discuss being banned by Simmons.

Underrated Twitter feature: you can block any hater from getting your updates. It's never not funny. Like bouncing an a-hole from a bar.

about 9 hours ago from web

[Slaky]

KD, Andy...seems like a pretty good place to discuss being banned by Simmons.

Underrated Twitter feature: you can block any hater from getting your updates. It's never not funny. Like bouncing an a-hole from a bar.

about 9 hours ago from web

Bill Simmons slappin' down the haters. Don't criticize the sports guy, he don't got time for it. He's too busy dreaming about the 80s. Weren't they awesome? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Kermit, B.]

The idea of Bill Simmons as a bouncer is even funnier than the idea of Bill Simmons as a legitimate sportswriter.

[Quality Start Machine]

The idea of Bill Simmons as a bouncer is even funnier than the idea of Bill Simmons as a legitimate sportswriter.

I see him more as a cooler.

[Andy]

Kaplan has Hendry (and Theriot) on tonight and wants his Twitter followers to submit questions.  If he uses your question you win pizza!  (Jesus, does WGN have to give away shit to get people to call every show?)

Kerm and I want to help Kap get the kind of mature, thoughtful questions that we are all known for.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=2227

[PenFoe]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

[Gil Gunderson]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Que Chad?

[Kermit, B.]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

She didn't have time to talk to someone on the El?  What was she too busy doing?  Mopping up bum urine?

[MAD]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

She didn't have time to talk to someone on the El?  What was she too busy doing?  Mopping up bum urine?

She had to get off at the next stop--Mouthport.

[Philberto]

Stoney:

Jim hendrys choice bradley 6hr 20rbi 238ba--dunn 23hr 62rbi 269ba--abreu 308ba 57rbi 17sb--ibanez 22hr 60rbi 312ba. All lefty rbi guys.nice

I'm not really denying the fact that the Cubs could have made a mistake here, but his Hendry angst is overwhelming.

[Slaky]

Stoney:

Jim hendrys choice bradley 6hr 20rbi 238ba--dunn 23hr 62rbi 269ba--abreu 308ba 57rbi 17sb--ibanez 22hr 60rbi 312ba. All lefty rbi guys.nice

I'm not really denying the fact that the Cubs could have made a mistake here, but his Hendry angst is overwhelming.

It's pathetic, is what it is.

[EVILteddie]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

[Quality Start Machine]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

[Eli]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.