Twatheads Twittering

[MAD]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

Kurt?

[Slaky]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

I thought Kurt was Canadouche.

[Tank]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

That would have been the funny thing to do.

Then there's Fork.

[Quality Start Machine]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

That would have been the funny thing to do.

Then there's Fork.

You know I'm your hero.

[Eli]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

I thought Kurt was Canadouche.

I think you're right.  The avatar threw me off.

My point still stands, however.

[ChuckD]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

I thought Kurt was Canadouche.

I think you're right.  The avatar threw me off.

My point still stands, however.

But if nobody replies to EVILTeddie, won't that just make EVILTeddie feel like he's talking to himself while Kurt is still oblivious and free to commit atrocity after atrocity with Photoshop?

[PenFoe]

On a totally separate note, Kareem is channeling his inner Kapman and looking for some suggestions.

I need more research help with my Skyhook brand - tell me what type of products you think would be a great match for the Skyhook?

Just thinking of the silhouette of the skyhook...

[Tank]

Live-twatting the Bowman presser...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2638423658

Did that answer by McD re: QO mistake just remind anyone else of the Richard Gere "Razzle Dazzle" tap dance scene in "Chicago"?

[Quality Start Machine]

Live-twatting the Bowman presser...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2638423658

Did that answer by McD re: QO mistake just remind anyone else of the Richard Gere "Razzle Dazzle" tap dance scene in "Chicago"?

As far as journalistic ability goes, she's got great tits.

[PenFoe]

Jim Essian channeling his inner Weebs.

Get this: I almost tested TOO high to get another interview. How can u be too smart to work at a job? Not bragging just thought it was weird

[Kermit, B.]

Jim Essian channeling his inner Weebs.

Get this: I almost tested TOO high to get another interview. How can u be too smart to work at a job? Not bragging just thought it was weird

He should stick to bragging about his insanely hot wife.

[MAD]

Jim Essian channeling his inner Weebs.

Get this: I almost tested TOO high to get another interview. How can u be too smart to work at a job? Not bragging just thought it was weird

He should go to GNC and buy some purification products to make sure that he doesn't test too high in the future. 

Or just quit smoking dope for 30 days.

[Tank]

More from the annals of the Sage of 35th St...

Rumor is that tigers are interested in trading for milton bradley. Cubs should fly him in a private jet.

about 3 hours ago from txt

Bradley not in cubs lineup today. With cardinals trading for derosa, lugo, and holliday, if hendry doesnt make a trade he loses the division

about 2 hours ago from txt

From the mouth of dave dombrowski the GM of the tigers, i would not have him on my team. Bradley homered and is closing in on beckham rbi.

10 minutes ago from txt

[Tank]

But, really... Why stop there?

Jason marquis has the most wins in baseball with 12. Can bob apodaca be that much better than larry rothchild, or did that trade stink.

5:52 AM Jul 21st from txt

Have you noticed that sox rookie gordon beckham is hitting .304 with 2 more rbi than cubs superstar milton bradley. Milt 10m beck 300 thou.

7:07 AM Jul 22nd from txt

Congrats to milton bradley for staying off the disabled list for 75 games as of fridays tilt with cinci. It kicks in a 12mil 2011 contract.

6:19 AM Jul 23rd from txt

Not one tweet about Burly the day of his perfecto.

Stoney's all but going all Cubs all the time these days. Guess he knows what Sox fans want.

[Weebs]

But, really... Why stop there?

Jason marquis has the most wins in baseball with 12. Can bob apodaca be that much better than larry rothchild, or did that trade stink.

5:52 AM Jul 21st from txt

Have you noticed that sox rookie gordon beckham is hitting .304 with 2 more rbi than cubs superstar milton bradley. Milt 10m beck 300 thou.

7:07 AM Jul 22nd from txt

Congrats to milton bradley for staying off the disabled list for 75 games as of fridays tilt with cinci. It kicks in a 12mil 2011 contract.

6:19 AM Jul 23rd from txt

Not one tweet about Burly the day of his perfecto.

Stoney's all but going all Cubs all the time these days. Guess he knows what Sox fans want.

My friend told me about him instigating all this shit about Bradley.  Fuck Stone.  I can't believe I liked the guy for a while when he was still doing Cubs games.  What a miserable piece of shit.