Twatheads Twittering

[Slaky]

Dolan, this HAS to be directed at you:

BaseballStone: Go to steve stone.com to ask any baseball question. I have one new rule. NO MORONS. You know who you are. E-mail other bloggers. Thanks. (10 minutes ago from txt)

That's outstanding.

I hope duck has some good questions for stoney by duck right

This is easily my new favorite followee.

[Canadouche]

how do I get people to follow me! I feel like I am talking to myself damnit.

grow bewbs.

I was really hoping no one would reply so Kurt could continue feeling like he is talking to himself.  But then you had to post and ruin that.

That's Kurt? Thank Christ. I was wondering who the fuck would choose a KE photoshop for his/her avatar. Now I only have to feel sorry for one person again.

Well, you'd be wrong on both parts.  I'm pretty sure it's an old Heckler photoshop from years ago, but it's not one of mine, nor is that guy me either.  

Thank you for clearing that up.

Happy to help, Oleg.  Now that you know it's not one of mine, you no longer have to keep secret your feelings that the goat-on-bear photoshop is clever.

[Tank]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Poor Wiggum Sarah...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2932799263

Chicago #3 Best City 4 Singles http://tinyurl.com/nmozka Like, to REMAIN single? Then yeah, it's pretty good.

about 3 hours ago from web

Quick! Fire up that eBay account again.

[TDubbs]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Poor Wiggum Sarah...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2932799263

Chicago #3 Best City 4 Singles http://tinyurl.com/nmozka Like, to REMAIN single? Then yeah, it's pretty good.

about 3 hours ago from web

Quick! Fire up that eBay account again.

I'd more than hit it. 
I don't know what that means, but I'd do it.

[Quality Start Machine]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Poor Wiggum Sarah...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2932799263

Chicago #3 Best City 4 Singles http://tinyurl.com/nmozka Like, to REMAIN single? Then yeah, it's pretty good.

about 3 hours ago from web

Quick! Fire up that eBay account again.

I'd more than hit it. 
I don't know what that means, but I'd do it.

You're in luck, she sounds desperate.

[Tank]

Nonseqwitter...

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932282630

I wonder if kenny williams will hold a press conference to deny the floyd, richard, ramirez, and flowers for halliday.

about 7 hours ago from txt

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932520936

Jim hendry said it wasnt fair to milton bradley when he hears trade rumors. Is it less fair to the four sox players in the tribune article.

about 6 hours ago from txt

Maybe it is less fair.

I suppose Hendry ought to apologize for writing that article and spreading whole-cloth rumors on the internet.

[Kermit, B.]

Nonseqwitter...

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932282630

I wonder if kenny williams will hold a press conference to deny the floyd, richard, ramirez, and flowers for halliday.

about 7 hours ago from txt

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932520936

Jim hendry said it wasnt fair to milton bradley when he hears trade rumors. Is it less fair to the four sox players in the tribune article.

about 6 hours ago from txt

Maybe it is less fair.

I suppose Hendry ought to apologize for writing that article and spreading whole-cloth rumors on the internet.

Nonseqwitter would be a great name for a recurring blog feature.  If I had a blog, there would be a strong likelihood that I would steal that word.

[Quality Start Machine]

Nonseqwitter...

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932282630

I wonder if kenny williams will hold a press conference to deny the floyd, richard, ramirez, and flowers for halliday.

about 7 hours ago from txt

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932520936

Jim hendry said it wasnt fair to milton bradley when he hears trade rumors. Is it less fair to the four sox players in the tribune article.

about 6 hours ago from txt

Maybe it is less fair.

I suppose Hendry ought to apologize for writing that article and spreading whole-cloth rumors on the internet.

Nonseqwitter would be a great name for a recurring blog feature.  If I had a blog, there would be a strong likelihood that I would steal that word.

A blog would be a nice complement to your Shoutbox.

[CT III]

I thought somebody around here had mentioned Joe Cowley (Sun-Times beat guy for the WS) recently.  He's been appearing on the Score (where he's pretty funny) and is now starting up a Twitter war with Desipio favorite Jimmy Greenfield:

cst_sox: Good to see Jimmy Greenfield went from being not funny in Red Eye to being not funny in his new blog.

Of course, Greenfield being the super-sensitive type, he could not let that go:

@cst_sox Whoa, is that Joe Cowley ripping on me? Once a prick always a prick.

@cst_sox And I recently learned that you're still kissing Jim Parque's ass. Drew one last bit of blood from that boy did ya?

[Gil Gunderson]

I thought somebody around here had mentioned Joe Cowley (Sun-Times beat guy for the WS) recently.  He's been appearing on the Score (where he's pretty funny) and is now starting up a Twitter war with Desipio favorite Jimmy Greenfield:

cst_sox: Good to see Jimmy Greenfield went from being not funny in Red Eye to being not funny in his new blog.

Of course, Greenfield being the super-sensitive type, he could not let that go:

@cst_sox Whoa, is that Joe Cowley ripping on me? Once a prick always a prick.

@cst_sox And I recently learned that you're still kissing Jim Parque's ass. Drew one last bit of blood from that boy did ya?

All this thread is doing is making me want to start a twitter account...

no it isn't.

[Dave B]

Jimmy Greenfield can't be satisfied until he makes himself look like a douche every day.

[Brownie]

Joe Cowley had cancer IDITO!

[Slaky]

I thought somebody around here had mentioned Joe Cowley (Sun-Times beat guy for the WS) recently.  He's been appearing on the Score (where he's pretty funny) and is now starting up a Twitter war with Desipio favorite Jimmy Greenfield:

cst_sox: Good to see Jimmy Greenfield went from being not funny in Red Eye to being not funny in his new blog.

Of course, Greenfield being the super-sensitive type, he could not let that go:

@cst_sox Whoa, is that Joe Cowley ripping on me? Once a prick always a prick.

@cst_sox And I recently learned that you're still kissing Jim Parque's ass. Drew one last bit of blood from that boy did ya?

Despite his affiliation with the Chicago Harrelsons, I think Cowley is pretty good at what he does.

[PenFoe]

It would be almost impossible to out smarm this guy.

NL slugging percentage leaders-ibanez 2nd-dunn 5th. Dunn has 29hrs and 81rbi. Abreau hitting 322 with 76 rbi. All are lefty run producers.

[Eli]

It would be almost impossible to out smarm this guy.

NL slugging percentage leaders-ibanez 2nd-dunn 5th. Dunn has 29hrs and 81rbi. Abreau hitting 322 with 76 rbi. All are lefty run producers.

I hate the phrase "run producers."