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[Chuck to Chuck]

I hate the phrase "run producers."

[Ivy6]

It would be almost impossible to out smarm this guy.

NL slugging percentage leaders-ibanez 2nd-dunn 5th. Dunn has 29hrs and 81rbi. Abreau hitting 322 with 76 rbi. All are lefty run producers.

I hate the phrase "run producers."

That's because you hate human baseball.

[PenFoe]

A couple of your favorite hometown gridironers...

Jay Cutler
Matt Forte

[SKO]

A couple of your favorite hometown gridironers...

Jay Cutler
Matt Forte

The Cutler one is a fake. The Forte one may be legit.

[Brownie]

Bob brenly is taking some heat for being honest. What a novel concept. I direct you to jacks character in a few good men. History repeats.

So Lt. Col. Jessup is a model for Hendry or Brenly? Can one of them order a code red on Miles? I'm sure the most overpaid player person in the history of baseball wages would do the job effectively as would a certain left-hander on the DL.

In a very frustrating 14 inning loss last night in seattle ozzie called for the lefty. I looked for our green furry friend southpaw. Hi paw.

Is Stone a furry?

[Canadouche]

Bob brenly is taking some heat for being honest. What a novel concept. I direct you to jacks character in a few good men. History repeats.

So Lt. Col. Jessup is a model for Hendry or Brenly? Can one of them order a code red on Miles? I'm sure the most overpaid player person in the history of baseball wages would do the job effectively as would a certain left-hander on the DL.

In a very frustrating 14 inning loss last night in seattle ozzie called for the lefty. I looked for our green furry friend southpaw. Hi paw.

Is Stone a furry?

He's sweater-vest-like furry, but he doesn't appear green.

[Philberto]

# BaseballStone: Jose contreras threw a gem yesterday for the sox. Rich harden threw an overpowering game for the cubs. Both came at critical times for teams about 5 hours ago from txt
   
BaseballStone: Marquis has 1 more win than zambrano and dempster combined. Casey mcgehee lost for 20 thou waiver price has more rbi than milton. Who knew. about 5 hours ago from txt

For all those who can't see Stone's twats

[Brownie]

# BaseballStone: Jose contreras threw a gem yesterday for the sox. Rich harden threw an overpowering game for the cubs. Both came at critical times for teams about 5 hours ago from txt
   
BaseballStone: Marquis has 1 more win than zambrano and dempster combined. Casey mcgehee lost for 20 thou waiver price has more rbi than milton. Who knew. about 5 hours ago from txt

For all those who can't see Stone's twats

Well if Milton Bradley was signed for anything, it was for his ability to get the guys batting in front of him on base -- but not score until he came up to the plate.

[fiveouts]

# BaseballStone: Jose contreras threw a gem yesterday for the sox. Rich harden threw an overpowering game for the cubs. Both came at critical times for teams about 5 hours ago from txt
   
BaseballStone: Marquis has 1 more win than zambrano and dempster combined. Casey mcgehee lost for 20 thou waiver price has more rbi than milton. Who knew. about 5 hours ago from txt

For all those who can't see Stone's twats

Well if Milton Bradley was signed for anything, it was for his ability to get the guys batting in front of him on base -- but not score until he came up to the plate.

And how many wins does Milton Bradley have?  ZERO!  That's like 14 less than Marquis.  Nice job Hendry. 

[Gil Gunderson]

I know this probably isn't the best place to put these photos, but they stem from a conversation in the SBox yesterday.  I can only say to those who were present...Mission Somewhat Successful.

[Philberto]

I know this probably isn't the best place to put these photos, but they stem from a conversation in the SBox yesterday.  I can only say to those who were present...Mission Somewhat Successful.

You are a good man. Sorry, but it was entertaining about hearing how you were trying to get yourself fired.

[Saul Goodman]

I know this probably isn't the best place to put these photos, but they stem from a conversation in the SBox yesterday.  I can only say to those who were present...Mission Somewhat Successful.

Please explain for us working stiffs without consistent access to the SBox...unfortunately.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I know this probably isn't the best place to put these photos, but they stem from a conversation in the SBox yesterday.  I can only say to those who were present...Mission Somewhat Successful.

Please explain for us working stiffs without consistent access to the SBox...unfortunately.

I think he may have already said too much.

[TDubbs]

I know this probably isn't the best place to put these photos, but they stem from a conversation in the SBox yesterday.  I can only say to those who were present...Mission Somewhat Successful.

Please explain for us working stiffs without consistent access to the SBox...unfortunately.

I think he may have already said too much.

Did the chorizo injunction go well?

[TDubbs]

I know this probably isn't the best place to put these photos, but they stem from a conversation in the SBox yesterday.  I can only say to those who were present...Mission Somewhat Successful.

Please explain for us working stiffs without consistent access to the SBox...unfortunately.

I think he may have already said too much.

Did the chorizo injunction go well?

DPD.
Looks like everybody is really paying attention.  2 broads are texting on their FLIP PHONES and the one on the other side of the table is flipping somebody the bird.  Really classy, LA.