Twatheads Twittering

[Brownie]

Real Chet or Faux Chet? Still not sure:

HEY, DAHLSTER, GET OFF YOUR BOOTY AND LETS FORM OUR NEW AGE PODCAST LOOP..... WE'LL CREATE THE NEW REVOLUTION..... YOU ME AND DENNY MCCLAIN25 minutes ago from Power Twitter

HEY STEVE DAHL....WHERE YOU HIDING?????about 21 hours ago from Power Twitter

the blackhawks are sexy, hot, cool and ARENA ENERGY...... take derrick rose off the bulls and the bulls are eddy curry. nba hoops DULLabout 21 hours ago from Power Twitter

monday night....6:30 kickoff, i'll be signing copies of my new book at jilly's 1007 n, rush street. stop down...jilly's absolutely rocks.about 21 hours ago from Power Twitter

hey dahlster...lets get the band together...lets reform the old loop via podcasting.... none of us has lost the fast ball. you dig champ.9:19 AM Oct 10th from Power Twitter

so help me rick telander, michael sneed and neil steinberg... the sun times has been saved... chicago, a one paper town? a hideous thought.9:18 AM Oct 10th from Power Twitter

get on it..... check out my podcasts with among others denny mcclain on chetcoppock.com. mcclain is truly the last angry man.7:26 PM Oct 9th from Power Twitter

just saw drew barrymore's "whip it." frankly, two years in prison would have been a better option. the movie sucks with a capitol S7:25 PM Oct 9th from Power Twitter

podcasting. you're going to love the show i have up on chetcoppock.com with denny mcclain and sports legal expert lester munson. they rock.2:27 PM Oct 7th from Power Twitter

did the dahlster podcast today. steve is still as good now as he was 25 years ago-actually better.... he remains the master behind the mic.4:26 PM Oct 1st from Power Twitter

[Andy]

The best fake Twitter accounts are the ones of people so egocentric and daft that you can't tell the fake ones from the real ones.  Not that I'd know.

[Quality Start Machine]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Sarah with a softball...

Hey Twitter peeps, what should I be for Halloween? It's one of my faaaavorite holidays & I can't think of anything!

[Internet Apex]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Sarah with a softball...

Hey Twitter peeps, what should I be for Halloween? It's one of my faaaavorite holidays & I can't think of anything!

Don't go for the downs. All we need is a little contact here.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Sarah with a softball...

Hey Twitter peeps, what should I be for Halloween? It's one of my faaaavorite holidays & I can't think of anything!

Don't go for the downs. All we need is a little contact here.

She wrote: Sarah recently completed work on a pilot for SportsIllustrated.com.

SI is doing TV shows?  Oh, Kelly!

[R-V]

Deadspin bows to Dolan's @chipcaray's genius.

Dan Bernstein is now bowing to the Chiperoo's genius on the Score.

[Shooter]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Sarah with a softball...

Hey Twitter peeps, what should I be for Halloween? It's one of my faaaavorite holidays & I can't think of anything!

Don't go for the downs. All we need is a little contact here.

She wrote: Sarah recently completed work on a pilot for SportsIllustrated.com.

SI is doing TV shows?  Oh, Kelly!

I'd be more apt to believe that SI has an airplane.

[Internet Apex]

Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Sarah with a softball...

Hey Twitter peeps, what should I be for Halloween? It's one of my faaaavorite holidays & I can't think of anything!

Don't go for the downs. All we need is a little contact here.

She wrote: Sarah recently completed work on a pilot for SportsIllustrated.com.

SI is doing TV shows?  Oh, Kelly!

I'd be more apt to believe that SI has an airplane.

Nice Shootin', sir.

[Slaky]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

[MAD]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

I know part of Andy's schtick is for Chip to make massive Phil Rogeresque factual errors, so I don't know if disregarding the fact that Rojas was blowing games for the Cubs in '97--one year before Chiptard arrived in Chicago--is intentional or not.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

I know part of Andy's schtick is for Chip to make massive Phil Rogeresque factual errors, so I don't know if disregarding the fact that Rojas was blowing games for the Cubs in '97--one year before Chiptard arrived in Chicago--is intentional or not.

Take a guess. Go out on a limb and get crazy.

[MAD]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

I know part of Andy's schtick is for Chip to make massive Phil Rogeresque factual errors, so I don't know if disregarding the fact that Rojas was blowing games for the Cubs in '97--one year before Chiptard arrived in Chicago--is intentional or not.

Take a guess. Go out on a limb and get crazy.

Put a little muscle in your frappucino today, huh?

[Richard Chuggar]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

I know part of Andy's schtick is for Chip to make massive Phil Rogeresque factual errors, so I don't know if disregarding the fact that Rojas was blowing games for the Cubs in '97--one year before Chiptard arrived in Chicago--is intentional or not.

Take a guess. Go out on a limb and get crazy.

Put a little muscle in your frappucino today, huh?

Is that like sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes?

[Eli]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

Hilarious.

Unfortunately, Twitter tends to shut these things down if they can't verify it's the real person.  Hopefully it at least goes on throughout the playoffs.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

It's been kicked up a notch:

@chipcaray - Senor Rojas! Loved calling your games when you closed for the Cubs. RT @VictorRojas29 my good friend @chipcaray is following me..sup dude?

Hilarious.

Unfortunately, Twitter tends to shut these things down if they can't verify it's the real person.  Hopefully it at least goes on throughout the playoffs.

At least we can all have some muscle in our frappuccinos while the fun lasts, though.