Twatheads Twittering

[MAD]

http://twitter.com/Helen_keller

Good gord the laughter tears be sproutin'.  Awesome.

http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller/status/3914515699

Clooooöoooooorn.

http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller/status/3502374300

Hounter gleeben glounten globen.

http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller/status/3252345673

Looooorne Greene.

For some indefinable reason, this one was the most enjoyable for me:

Pesp.

Don't ask me why.  I think it's the capitalization at the front, and the proper punctuation at the end--at least I think a  period would be proper there--and the nonsensical letters in between.

Pesp.  Simple yet elegant.

[Saul Goodman]

http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/5029313312

@SarahSpain that was funny, are good with computers like that, I need help with something ? That's funny though

This in response to airbags bitching about Chad not commenting on a sub-KurtEvans photoshop she made of him.

Let the romance begin...

@OGOchoCinco Sure, I can help you...as long as it doesn't involve clowning my BEARS!

@SarahSpain are you coming to the game

@OGOchoCinco Sadly, no. I'm gonna be in Cleveland 4 work so I think I might go 2 the Browns game. Would much be at Bears/Bengals.

@OGOchoCinco P.S. Thanks for following me. That's pretty awesome.

I think I'm feeling sympathy ass pains for her already.

Chad still hasn't answered Duck's query.

Is this hot?  I can't tell.

Nor can anyone else, imageFAIL.

Paid web-hosting would just be wasted on the likes of you.

@OGOchoCinco Only a few hours from Cincy though, so if my BEARS need me, I might have 2 go 2 your game instead.

@SarahSpain who's your boss? Tell them to switch your job to cincy-bears game, "The Interesting One" is playing, how dare they!!

@OGOchoCinco CHILD PLEASE. I'm my own damn boss!!! Haha. I'm speaking @ a conference in Cleve. Sat., maybe time 2 get 2 Cincy Sun...

Sparks are flyin', y'all.

BTW... You know who else is too cheap to spring for paid web-hosting?

The Sports Media 360 convention in Cleveland this weekend...

http://sportsmedia360.blogspot.com/
http://thedugoutsportsshow.com/?p=720

CHILD PLEASE.  No one would pay to host this.

[Philberto]

http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/5029313312

@SarahSpain that was funny, are good with computers like that, I need help with something ? That's funny though

This in response to airbags bitching about Chad not commenting on a sub-KurtEvans photoshop she made of him.

Let the romance begin...

@OGOchoCinco Sure, I can help you...as long as it doesn't involve clowning my BEARS!

@SarahSpain are you coming to the game

@OGOchoCinco Sadly, no. I'm gonna be in Cleveland 4 work so I think I might go 2 the Browns game. Would much be at Bears/Bengals.

@OGOchoCinco P.S. Thanks for following me. That's pretty awesome.

I think I'm feeling sympathy ass pains for her already.

Chad still hasn't answered Duck's query.

Is this hot?  I can't tell.

Nor can anyone else, imageFAIL.

Paid web-hosting would just be wasted on the likes of you.

@OGOchoCinco Only a few hours from Cincy though, so if my BEARS need me, I might have 2 go 2 your game instead.

@SarahSpain who's your boss? Tell them to switch your job to cincy-bears game, "The Interesting One" is playing, how dare they!!

@OGOchoCinco CHILD PLEASE. I'm my own damn boss!!! Haha. I'm speaking @ a conference in Cleve. Sat., maybe time 2 get 2 Cincy Sun...

Sparks are flyin', y'all.

BTW... You know who else is too cheap to spring for paid web-hosting?

The Sports Media 360 convention in Cleveland this weekend...

http://sportsmedia360.blogspot.com/
http://thedugoutsportsshow.com/?p=720

CHILD PLEASE.  No one would pay to host this.

I drew that tat on her tat

[Slaky]

Yeah her face is sorta broke and her writing is mediocre at best but those cans are magnificent. Just get it over with and make a sex tape.

[Slaky]

Just an idea to help you all cope. One of the best things to do, I've found, is to seek out Bears players on Twitter and call them pussies and worthless human beings after a bad game. Generally, you'll feel a lot better about your life and the role a football game plays in your overall happiness in 5-10 minutes after said post.

Again, you're welcome.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Just an idea to help you all cope. One of the best things to do, I've found, is to seek out Bears players on Twitter and call them pussies and worthless human beings after a bad game. Generally, you'll feel a lot better about your life and the role a football game plays in your overall happiness in 5-10 minutes after said post.

Again, you're welcome.

Don't listen to Slak, fellas.

U know who u are n Christ and the adversary will use anyone willing to try to bring down God's people.

[Slaky]

The Kapman is taking hard drugs.

@thekapman Just left Big Ten media day. Best league in the country this season. Michael State my #1 team in the country!

http://twitter.com/thekapman

[CT III]

The Kapman is taking hard drugs.

@thekapman Just left Big Ten media day. Best league in the country this season. Michael State my #1 team in the country!

http://twitter.com/thekapman

Wow.  Good to see that Kap isn't easily swayed by propaganda.

[Indolent Reader]

For some reason, that reminds me of "Michael Bluth".  I don't know why.

[Philberto]

The Kapman is taking hard drugs.

@thekapman Just left Big Ten media day. Best league in the country this season. Michael State my #1 team in the country!

http://twitter.com/thekapman

Wow.  Good to see that Kap isn't easily swayed by propaganda.

Chuck and he are close.

[Internet Apex]

What the fuck is a "Michael State?"

[Dave B]

Or Michael Buble.

[BH]

Or Michael Buble.

You and TDubbs should swap some mixed tapes.

[Dave B]

No tapes. I happened to hear him on a radio station in a friend's office this morning.

[Internet Apex]

No tapes. I happened to hear him on a radio station in a friend's office this morning. And then we took our pants off.