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[BH]

No tapes. I happened to hear him on a radio station in a friend's office this morning. And then we took our pants off.

Apex and Dave B work together?

[Internet Apex]

No tapes. I happened to hear him on a radio station in a friend's office this morning. And then we took our pants off.

Apex and Dave B work together?

We're pretty close. ;)

[Dave B]

Rule #4: Do NOT take your pants off in a prison.

[Internet Apex]

Rule #4: Do NOT take your pants off in a prison.

It's a good thing we were in my office and not yours. NOT!

[Kermit, B.]

Rule #4: Do NOT take your pants off in a prison.

There are three rules more important than that one?

[Dave B]

Rule #4: Do NOT take your pants off in a prison.

There are three rules more important than that one?

Yeah, they involve weapons, keys, and racial slurs.

[Richard Chuggar]

Rule #4: Do NOT take your pants off in a prison.

There are three rules more important than that one?

Yeah, they involve weapons, keys, and racial slurs.

Use them, use them, and use them?

[Dave B]

Don't share them.

[PenFoe]

Don't share them.

So key parties are out now?

[Philberto]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

[Slaky]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

I read this today and was about to respond and thought better of it. What's the point? Dave Kaplan is a troll. In both the internet and small-in-stature bridge-dwelling sense.

[Kermit, B.]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

How can he be more consistently wrong than Chuck?  Amazing.

[R-V]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

How can he be more consistently wrong than Chuck?  Amazing.

Aren't they neighbors or something? Maybe rubber cement comes out of the tap in their Internet Cul de Sac.

[Andy]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

Why didn't Zambrano start game seven of the 2002 World Series?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

I just talked to a mechanic at the local GM dealer who once drove an AMC Scout and he told me that Carlos Zambrano is an asshole!

How is Zambrano supposed to win 20 games if Kaplan doesn't believe in him anymore?  That orange fuck should be clapping for him like he's Tinkerbell.

Why doesn't Zambrano pitch in the AL?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

[CT III]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

Why didn't Zambrano start game seven of the 2002 World Series?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

I just talked to a mechanic at the local GM dealer who once drove an AMC Scout and he told me that Carlos Zambrano is an asshole!

How is Zambrano supposed to win 20 games if Kaplan doesn't believe in him anymore?  That orange fuck should be clapping for him like he's Tinkerbell.

Why doesn't Zambrano pitch in the AL?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

All the best GMs are scouts now.

Kaplan's source is Jerry Krause.