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[Brownie]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

Why didn't Zambrano start game seven of the 2002 World Series?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

I just talked to a mechanic at the local GM dealer who once drove an AMC Scout and he told me that Carlos Zambrano is an asshole!

How is Zambrano supposed to win 20 games if Kaplan doesn't believe in him anymore?  That orange fuck should be clapping for him like he's Tinkerbell.

Why doesn't Zambrano pitch in the AL?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

Does a win in Game 7 of the World Series count when it is against Dusty Baker?

[Internet Apex]

Kaplan:

I am amused by wpbc and others who compare Lackey to Big Z. Are you insane? What Game 7 of the World Series did Big Z start and win?

I just talked to a retired GM who is now an AL scout. He laughed and said Lackey is a GREAT clubhouse guy and Big Z is a lunatic.

Let's get this straight. I'm not on a Z hating war. I just want to see the Cubs win If he wins 20 great. I just don't believe in him anymore

Lackey pitches in the much tougher AL. He is a great clubhouse guy, and he pitches well in big games. What was the last big game Z ever won?

Why didn't Zambrano start game seven of the 2002 World Series?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

I just talked to a mechanic at the local GM dealer who once drove an AMC Scout and he told me that Carlos Zambrano is an asshole!

How is Zambrano supposed to win 20 games if Kaplan doesn't believe in him anymore?  That orange fuck should be clapping for him like he's Tinkerbell.

Why doesn't Zambrano pitch in the AL?  Fucking Piniella, what an asshole!

Does a win in Game 7 of the World Series count when it is against Dusty Baker?

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

[BC]

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

It was also a great time to attend the University of Illinois.

[Slaky]

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

It was also a great time to attend the University of Illinois.

That's so irrelevant it's not even funny.

[BC]

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

It was also a great time to attend the University of Illinois.

That's so irrelevant it's not even funny.

You haven't yet figured out that humor and relevancy are weaknesses for me?

[Kermit, B.]

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

It was also a great time to attend the University of Illinois.

That's so irrelevant it's not even funny.

You haven't yet figured out that humor and relevancy are weaknesses for me?

Have you?

[JD]

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

It was also a great time to attend the University of Illinois.

That's so irrelevant it's not even funny.

You haven't yet figured out that humor and relevancy are weaknesses for me?

Have you?

I have?

[BC]

No. That's why the Cubs went undefeated from 2003-06. Nobody's wins against them counted. It was a great time to be alive.

It was also a great time to attend the University of Illinois.

That's so irrelevant it's not even funny.

You haven't yet figured out that humor and relevancy are weaknesses for me?

Have you?

Yeah, but my spirit of effort will never die!!!

[Brownie]

Jim Essian Jr.

My girls wearing my @hirejimessian .com tshirt. Its hot when your girl wears your shirt but weird when that shirt has your dads face on it!?

[MAD]

Jim Essian Jr.

My girls wearing my @hirejimessian .com tshirt. Its hot when your girl wears your shirt but weird when that shirt has your dads face on it!?

Awesome.

[Oleg]

Jim Essian Jr.

My girls wearing my @hirejimessian .com tshirt. Its hot when your girl wears your shirt but weird when that shirt has your dads face on it!?

Awesome.

He can just pretend it's Brenly.

[Kermit, B.]

Jim Essian Jr.

My girls wearing my @hirejimessian .com tshirt. Its hot when your girl wears your shirt but weird when that shirt has your dads face on it!?

Considering how impossibly hot Heather Essian is, she could be wearing a picture of his dad's penis, and it would still be awesome.

[Internet Apex]

Jim Essian Jr.

My girls wearing my @hirejimessian .com tshirt. Its hot when your girl wears your shirt but weird when that shirt has your dads face on it!?

Considering how impossibly hot Heather Essian is, she could be wearing a picture of his dad's penis, and it would still be awesome.

For you, maybe. Not so much for the rest of us. Least of all Jim Jr.

[Internet Apex]

Actually, I lie. There are plenty of chicks I wouldn't mind seeing in a t-shirt with old man's penis on it.

[R-V]

Jim Essian Jr.

My girls wearing my @hirejimessian .com tshirt. Its hot when your girl wears your shirt but weird when that shirt has your dads face on it!?

Considering how impossibly hot Heather Essian is, she could be wearing a picture of his dad's penis, and it would still be awesome.

You should send her a dicktowel.