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[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

At least I've found a record of the Desipy-winning post from that thread...

I was reading Sean Taylor's stats. It says that he doesn't have a sack this year.

[Saul Goodman]

Predictable:

FOXY?! Say it ain't so...

Yeah, just saw that. That sucks, really liked that kid.

Apparently kid = 27 years old.  Then again, she IS 29.

[ChuckD]

Predictable:

FOXY?! Say it ain't so...

Yeah, just saw that. That sucks, really liked that kid.

Apparently kid = 27 years old.  Then again, she IS 29.

Who?

[Gil Gunderson]

Predictable:

FOXY?! Say it ain't so...

Yeah, just saw that. That sucks, really liked that kid.

Apparently kid = 27 years old.  Then again, she IS 29.

Who?

Excellent point.

[MAD]

Predictable:

FOXY?! Say it ain't so...

Yeah, just saw that. That sucks, really liked that kid.

Apparently kid = 27 years old.  Then again, she IS 29.

Who?

Excellent point.

Whose?

[ChuckD]

Predictable:

FOXY?! Say it ain't so...

Yeah, just saw that. That sucks, really liked that kid.

Apparently kid = 27 years old.  Then again, she IS 29.

Who?

Excellent point.

Seriously, who is she talking about? I can't make heads or tails of it.

[Saul Goodman]

Predictable:

FOXY?! Say it ain't so...

Yeah, just saw that. That sucks, really liked that kid.

Apparently kid = 27 years old.  Then again, she IS 29.

Who?

Excellent point.

Seriously, who is she talking about? I can't make heads or tails of it.

JAY KVOX of course.

[Eli]

http://twitter.com/ChiTribRogers/statuses/6473425375

Man ... I'll admit that I was hoping for Curtis Granderson to wind up in Chicago. The Yankees are right to value his Jeteresque presence.

What a dope.

[BBM]

http://twitter.com/ChiTribRogers/statuses/6473425375

Man ... I'll admit that I was hoping for Curtis Granderson to wind up in Chicago. The Yankees are right to value his Jeteresque presence.

What a dope.

Does that mean Granderson is banging sarah spain and generally being overrated?

[Shooter]

From Peter Gammons:

winter meetins obselete [sic] waste. one team spent more on food than players

Nice choice, Jim.

[Internet Apex]

From Peter Gammons:

winter meetins obselete [sic] waste. one team spent more on food than players

Nice choice, Jim.

Well played, Shooter. Well played.

[Saul Goodman]

From Peter Gammons:

winter meetins obselete [sic] waste. one team spent more on food than players

Nice choice, Jim.

That's an impressive misspelling by Peter Gammons.  Is it obsolete or absolute?  It's all part of the fun!

[ChuckD]

http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

# I was recently asked to be best man to my best mate in the world. The one condition was my mate made me swear – NO jokes before the wedding. 3:06 PM Dec 8th from web

# So on his stag-do, the night before the wedding+even in my speech I was on my best behaviour, but everyone had a great time so job done. 3:07 PM Dec 8th from web

# I volunteered to check in on their house while they're on honeymoon + 1 day I thought – "Technically, this is AFTER the wedding, right?" 3:08 PM Dec 8th from web

# Before I go any further I should say 90% the tech is ripped from http://bit.ly/kvALJ with a load of motion sensing tech added instead. 3:15 PM Dec 8th from web

# So here's the thing: the newlywed's marital bed now has a pressure-sensitive pad underneath which now tweets everytime they get on the job. 3:17 PM Dec 8th from web

# You'll know when it starts, when it ends, the force, a rating on the frenzy index and a judge's comment – all broadcast live to Twitter.    3:18 PM Dec 8th   from web

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

# I was recently asked to be best man to my best mate in the world. The one condition was my mate made me swear – NO jokes before the wedding. 3:06 PM Dec 8th from web

# So on his stag-do, the night before the wedding+even in my speech I was on my best behaviour, but everyone had a great time so job done. 3:07 PM Dec 8th from web

# I volunteered to check in on their house while they're on honeymoon + 1 day I thought – "Technically, this is AFTER the wedding, right?" 3:08 PM Dec 8th from web

# Before I go any further I should say 90% the tech is ripped from http://bit.ly/kvALJ with a load of motion sensing tech added instead. 3:15 PM Dec 8th from web

# So here's the thing: the newlywed's marital bed now has a pressure-sensitive pad underneath which now tweets everytime they get on the job. 3:17 PM Dec 8th from web

# You'll know when it starts, when it ends, the force, a rating on the frenzy index and a judge's comment – all broadcast live to Twitter.    3:18 PM Dec 8th   from web

I'll be waiting for the weight to dramatically change from 151 kg.

[R-V]

It's not NL Central, but this is kind of a big trade

3-way trade agreed to with halladay going to phils, cliff lee to mariners. phils trying to lock up roy now.

sorry, quick trigger finger. #mariners definitely the third team. checking now with cliff lee is the pltcher they get.