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[PenFoe]

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#cubs mulling moving good starter (dempster perhaps?) to setup role to aid bad pen. on si.com: http://tinyurl.com/y6ejg8v

A wha?

tweeps say zambrano should move to do setup job for #cubs, not dempster. maybe they're right. i just know it'll be a rhp.

Really, Alan?

I think you mean, "Really, Paul?"

Zambrano to bullpen starting Friday. "Because of his stuff" Lou sez. Z is cool with move.

[R-V]

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#cubs mulling moving good starter (dempster perhaps?) to setup role to aid bad pen. on si.com: http://tinyurl.com/y6ejg8v

A wha?

tweeps say zambrano should move to do setup job for #cubs, not dempster. maybe they're right. i just know it'll be a rhp.

Really, Alan?

I think you mean, "Really, Paul?"

Zambrano to bullpen starting Friday. "Because of his stuff" Lou sez. Z is cool with move.

For fuck's sake. If I wasn't so indifferent about this season I'd call Lou a moron.

[Quality Start Machine]

more awesomeness.

[Andy]

I don't get the Baio twat account.  If anybody's going to be arguing about how hard it is to raise a special needs child, wouldn't it be Scott's mom?

[fiveouts]

Twitter really needs to rethink its marketing strategy if they think this is a selling point...

[Saul Goodman]

Can someone translate this Peter Gammons missive into English?

Myron Rolle isn't drafted because he is a Rhodes Scholar. Ex-con Michael Vick is getting $35-40 to sign his name, if he can. Palin Country

[Brownie]

And entering the fight as Piniella's ally (or simply as Stone's enemy), Kermit's good friend PAUL SULLIVAN:

Why is it OK for Ozzie to leave Viciedo on the bench for Vizquel if it's not OK for Lou to leave Colvin on the bench? Double standard?

[CT III]

And entering the fight as Piniella's ally (or simply as Stone's enemy), Kermit's good friend PAUL SULLIVAN:

Why is it OK for Ozzie to leave Viciedo on the bench for Vizquel if it's not OK for Lou to leave Colvin on the bench? Double standard?

Who's Paul Sullivan?

[Yeti]

And entering the fight as Piniella's ally (or simply as Stone's enemy), Kermit's good friend PAUL SULLIVAN:

Why is it OK for Ozzie to leave Viciedo on the bench for Vizquel if it's not OK for Lou to leave Colvin on the bench? Double standard?

Who's Paul Sullivan?

He's the guy who Yellon'd Slaky and me from his twitter feed. Me, I understand. Slak, well, there's going to be hell to pay for that.

[Slaky]

And entering the fight as Piniella's ally (or simply as Stone's enemy), Kermit's good friend PAUL SULLIVAN:

Why is it OK for Ozzie to leave Viciedo on the bench for Vizquel if it's not OK for Lou to leave Colvin on the bench? Double standard?

Who's Paul Sullivan?

He's the guy who Yellon'd Slaky and me from his twitter feed. Me, I understand. Slak, well, there's going to be hell to pay for that.

I overestimated the thickness of the Jockey's skin. It happens.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

And entering the fight as Piniella's ally (or simply as Stone's enemy), Kermit's good friend PAUL SULLIVAN:

Why is it OK for Ozzie to leave Viciedo on the bench for Vizquel if it's not OK for Lou to leave Colvin on the bench? Double standard?

Who' the fuck is Paul Sullivan?

He's the guy who Yellon'd Slaky and me from his twitter feed. Me, I understand. Slak, well, there's going to be hell to pay for that.

Rest assured that I swaw what you did, CT'd

[Yeti]

I'd link Sullivan's twitter but since I'm banned:

PWSullivan
 
It's official. Big Z photo removed from wall leading up to press box. Waiting for statement from Cubs. http://twitpic.com/21jdry

[Slaky]

I'd link Sullivan's twitter but since I'm banned:

PWSullivan
 
It's official. Big Z photo removed from wall leading up to press box. Waiting for statement from Cubs. http://twitpic.com/21jdry

Are the Cubs supposed to confirm that they did indeed remove the photo? Can't wait.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I'd link Sullivan's twitter but since I'm banned:

PWSullivan
 
It's official. Big Z photo removed from wall leading up to press box. Waiting for statement from Cubs. http://twitpic.com/21jdry

Are the Cubs supposed to confirm that they did indeed remove the photo? Can't wait.

Have they issued a statement?  I've been waiting all day for this, dammit.

[Yeti]

I'd link Sullivan's twitter but since I'm banned:

PWSullivan
 
It's official. Big Z photo removed from wall leading up to press box. Waiting for statement from Cubs. http://twitpic.com/21jdry

Are the Cubs supposed to confirm that they did indeed remove the photo? Can't wait.

Have they issued a statement?  I've been waiting all day for this, dammit.

Damn him. I was looking forward to berating the franchise for trading him for Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo