Twatheads Twittering

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The movie rights to this moving tale of persecution and triumph are all mine, so back off.

40-year-old, fat white guys who use the term, "on blast," are super cool.

Why you got me on blast, bro?  I'm just chilling with Jen right now, why harsh our mellow?

I had never heard of "on blast" until now.  Thanks, jerks.

Me, neither.  What does it mean?  I didn't follow the link.  I think my 9 month old just on blasted her diaper, though.

Count me among the ignorant as well.

Context:

Hey Adam... I just got alerted that the kid who does your radio show has been on blast for me since I did the show a couple weeks back ... [150-200 or so words] ... I could care less if some college kid goes on blast on me, but I do want you to know where I'm coming from.

Whatever going on blast on a guy (or having been on blast for him) is, rest assured that Will could care less about it.

[JD]

The movie rights to this moving tale of persecution and triumph are all mine, so back off.

40-year-old, fat white guys who use the term, "on blast," are super cool.

Why you got me on blast, bro?  I'm just chilling with Jen right now, why harsh our mellow?

I had never heard of "on blast" until now.  Thanks, jerks.

Me, neither.  What does it mean?  I didn't follow the link.  I think my 9 month old just on blasted her diaper, though.

Count me among the ignorant as well.

Context:

Hey Adam... I just got alerted that the kid who does your radio show has been on blast for me since I did the show a couple weeks back ... [150-200 or so words] ... I could care less if some college kid goes on blast on me, but I do want you to know where I'm coming from.

Whatever going on blast on a guy (or having been on blast for him) is, rest assured that Will could care less about it.

That must be fat guy lingo for "I'm hungry and am just quickly typing nonsense until this Ding Dong gets to my moist, ready-to-pounce lips".  Tubby was hungry.  Let's cut Moobs some Slak.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Let's cut Moobs some Slak.

How much beard should he get?

[Shooter]

The movie rights to this moving tale of persecution and triumph are all mine, so back off.

40-year-old, fat white guys who use the term, "on blast," are super cool.

Why you got me on blast, bro?  I'm just chilling with Jen right now, why harsh our mellow?

I had never heard of "on blast" until now.  Thanks, jerks.

Me, neither.  What does it mean?  I didn't follow the link.  I think my 9 month old just on blasted her diaper, though.

Count me among the ignorant as well.

Context:

Hey Adam... I just got alerted that the kid who does your radio show has been on blast for me since I did the show a couple weeks back ... [150-200 or so words] ... I could care less if some college kid goes on blast on me, but I do want you to know where I'm coming from.

Whatever going on blast on a guy (or having been on blast for him) is, rest assured that Will could care less about it.

Courtesy of Apex Urban Dictionary: "to embarass someone or to make someone look stupid"

[Slaky]

Whatever The Wrigley Blog is, the person behind their Twitter is openly asking for Dolan and Kerm to follow them.

This is...I don't know what this is.

[Saul Goodman]

And some people don't seem to grasp the concept of spring training.

[Slaky]

And some people don't seem to grasp the concept of spring training.

I saw a lot of that the other day when Garza pitched. I started replying to people before I realized it was a lost cause.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

And some people don't seem to grasp the concept of spring training.

I saw a lot of that the other day when Garza pitched. I started replying to people before I realized it was a lost cause.

Who the hell takes the twelfth game of the preseason like it's bullshit? Bullshit!

[Wheezer]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

[Gilgamesh]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

[Gilgamesh]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

[Bort]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

[R-V]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

It wasn't because you're a Star Trek dork?

[Bort]

Do I even need to ask why Twitter is suggesting that I follow Brent Spiner?

Do I even need to say that I already do?

He popped up on your recommended list because you were already following Garrett Wang and Ethan Phillips, right?

Levar Burton, actually.

I actually started following Brent Spiner because he was doing some insane long-form narrative about drugs and amnesia.

It wasn't because you're a Star Trek dork?

Nope. Tolkein dork. And I admire Spiner for his work on Night Court.