Twatheads Twittering

[Internet Apex]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

I've hated him for a long time but never found the bar you all meet at. Next time please invite. I have plenty of vitriol to go around. Who else, besides you and Fork, are on this wagon? I need to know my allies.

I'm always looking for someone new to hate.  Count me in.

Wait, are we hating someone and/or something? I'll get my ANGRY HAT.

I can spare some asshurt for this jerkoff and any other jerkoff you can name.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

There's a self-proclaimed Hawk expert named Tab on Twitter who writes a shitty, 16 pt font blog on Chicago NOW. He's got most Hawk fans on Twitter eating up his stupid fucking ideas and bad jokes. Now he's got his eye on a few free agents and shocking to say they're all horrible.

I'm just putting this out there: @The1Tab is a fucking dumbass and everyone should agree with me.

You're late to the "Tab Bamford Sucks" party, Slak.  Which isn't like you at all.  He's also the genius behind "Committed Indians" and various Bleacher Report articles.

Welcome aboard the HATEWAGON, glad to have you.

I've hated him for a long time but never found the bar you all meet at. Next time please invite. I have plenty of vitriol to go around. Who else, besides you and Fork, are on this wagon? I need to know my allies.

[ stands on top of desk ]

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Now I'm stick poking. We'll see where this goes.

Remember the first verse in Teh Book of Paul.

The best trolls are better for having trolled.

Strive to be better, Slak.  Stick-poke away.

[Internet Apex]

Now I'm stick poking. We'll see where this goes.

Remember the first verse in Teh Book of Paul.

The best trolls are better for having trolled.

Strive to be better, Slak.  Stick-poke away.

Teh Paul was operating at an extremely high level.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Now I'm stick poking. We'll see where this goes.

Remember the first verse in Teh Book of Paul.

The best trolls are better for having trolled.

Strive to be better, Slak.  Stick-poke away.

Teh Paul was operating at an extremely high level.

Had to.  You think a half-assed effort would fly over at the chud forums?  Uh uh.

[Saul Goodman]

"Wow. Tiger out? That's the first time he's ever pulled out .. Of anything." - @jennifersterger

BOOM roasted.

[Eli]

Dolan is in a Twitter fight with our old friend Alex Kaseberg, whose jokes are as terrible as I remember.

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak , you can't call something a joke if you can't understand it. Bite me, loser.

http://www.twitter.com/AlexKaseberg

[Slaky]

Dolan is in a Twitter fight with our old friend Alex Kaseberg, whose jokes are as terrible as I remember.

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak , you can't call something a joke if you can't understand it. Bite me, loser.

http://www.twitter.com/AlexKaseberg

To be fair, they're much, much worse than you remember.

[PenPho]

Dolan is in a Twitter fight with our old friend Alex Kaseberg, whose jokes are as terrible as I remember.

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak , you can't call something a joke if you can't understand it. Bite me, loser.

http://www.twitter.com/AlexKaseberg

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak I'm convinced Kaseberg's blog is somehow syndicated from the trash can in Jay Leno's writers room.

Jay Leno thinks this guy is corny and obvious

This is my first exposure to this guy and I'm not sad that I haven't had a chance to experience him prior.

[Slaky]

Dolan is in a Twitter fight with our old friend Alex Kaseberg, whose jokes are as terrible as I remember.

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak , you can't call something a joke if you can't understand it. Bite me, loser.

http://www.twitter.com/AlexKaseberg

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak I'm convinced Kaseberg's blog is somehow syndicated from the trash can in Jay Leno's writers room.

Jay Leno thinks this guy is corny and obvious

This is my first exposure to this guy and I'm not sad that I haven't had a chance to experience him prior.

What's sad is I remember reading his fuckawful jokes when I was in high school because we got the Herald at my house and I read the daily sports page from front to back. I hated his crappy jokes then and I used to think Full House was funny.

His jokes haven't improved and now he's trying to insult me.

[SKO]

Dolan is in a Twitter fight with our old friend Alex Kaseberg, whose jokes are as terrible as I remember.

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak , you can't call something a joke if you can't understand it. Bite me, loser.

http://www.twitter.com/AlexKaseberg

@desipiodotcom @andrewcieslak I'm convinced Kaseberg's blog is somehow syndicated from the trash can in Jay Leno's writers room.

Jay Leno thinks this guy is corny and obvious

This is my first exposure to this guy and I'm not sad that I haven't had a chance to experience him prior.

What's sad is I remember reading his fuckawful jokes when I was in high school because we got the Herald at my house and I read the daily sports page from front to back. I hated his crappy jokes then and I used to think Full House was funny.

His jokes haven't improved and now he's trying to insult me.

What do you mean used to?. Cut it out, Slak. Cut. It. Out.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The name "Alex Kaseberg" makes me nostalgic for the olden days at Desipio...Andy "Dill" Dolan...whatacard...

[Saul Goodman]

The name "Alex Kaseberg" makes me nostalgic for the olden days at Desipio...Andy "Dill" Dolan...whatacard...

Linkage (Twitter or non-Twitter style, I'm impartial) for the n00bs please?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The name "Alex Kaseberg" makes me nostalgic for the olden days at Desipio...Andy "Dill" Dolan...whatacard...

Linkage (Twitter or non-Twitter style, I'm impartial) for the n00bs please?

Linkage

It was the heady days of 2004/2005/2006.

As I recall, most of the flamethrowing occurred in the comments.  I don't think Andy ever took a torch to him an an actual dose.

Also I see from his Facebook page that Kaseberg and Thrillho share the same alma mater.  This re-confirms my first suspicion that he's a friend or family member of Rozner's.

[Quality Start Machine]

Jerkoff started following us last night. Sopeled his ass.