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[R-V]

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

[Internet Apex]

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

I don't get it.

[CBStew]

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

I don't get it.

I stopped trying a couple of years ago.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down.

He burned bright, he burned fast.

Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

¡Viva!

[Gilgamesh]

Looks like @MattRomney2012 got shut down. Follow @LOLMintyRomney for all Romney campaign news.

What I _WON'T_ do is plop on the constitution of America. Plops belong in pots, and pots belong in the pantry. America's a garage. Different

I have the right pogs to get America back in the game. China's got the wrong pogs, and so does the demon-crats party.

Demon-crats are TurbograFX 16, and Pubicans are 3DO. Not even in the same league.

Isn't one of Mitt's kids named "Matt?"  That's probably why it got shut down, I imagine.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

Bryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

[Gilgamesh]

Also, it appears that a SNORKbot is a real thing...

https://twitter.com/#!/SNORKbot/status/190920611160272897

[Slaky]

Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

Bryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

I thought it was different LaHair.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Today on Selective Slices Of American Ignorance As Seen On The Internet...

[CT III]

Shut the fuck up, Dave...

http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/190920109244686337

Bryan LaHair drills an opposite field grand slam. The same Bryan LaHair that Mike Quade wouldn't play.

I thought it was different LaHair.

What the fuck was wrong with that Mike Quade anyway?  His decision to not give playing time to a 28 year old minor leaguer probably set this franchise back a decade.  My theory is that writing "LaHair" on the lineup card was simply too much of a painful reminder of Quade's own challenges in the follicle department.

Or he just didn't like awkward high fives

[CT III]

Today on Selective Slices Of American Ignorance As Seen On The Internet...

They should form an expedition to find that old lady's necklace.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

A sensible moderate who pulls no punches and tells it like it should be...

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191241051795750915

Axl Rose should take his #rockhall2012 honors and be happy. Stop the no induction nonsense. Do it for your fans @axlrose.

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191252489004257280

The FDA must immediately stop allowing massive dose vaccinations in babies. It is mind boggling that they allow this practice to continue.

[Bort]

I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

The sensibly whole of?

[Bort]

I would be reasonably pleased of this led to a very public feud between W. Axl and the Sensible Moderate.

The sensibly whole of?

The entire glass house, yes.