Twatheads Twittering

[SKO]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

So, to be clear, you are complaining that two guys (neither of whom cover the Cubs exclusively to begin with) don't tweet about the Cubs enough on a little widget on the side of a blog that you frequently complain about and yet still read daily?

Okay then.

[Eli]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

You should get some actual hobbies.

[Saul Goodman]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

You should get some actual hobbies.

Ok. Ok. So I guess "harmless amusement" must not mean what I thought it means, at least not when SKO and Eli haven't got to measure their dicks on the Internet in a while. You two are so cute together. Looks like I won my bet. Hell, now I'm surprised when I post something and one or both of you don't have something stupid to say about it. Is that what you mean by get a hobby? Like, me and Pex should challenge each other to see who comes up with the most dumbass, slapdick response to all of your posts?  (SKO, congrats buddy, you won this round.) I think I'll pass, and go back to finding something harmlessly amusing that I couldn't have been more clear about finding "harmlessly amusing." And the next time I time-to-post, I'm sure you'll find something in it or make something up to burn up your keyboards about. Christ. You're way past self-parody at this point. You can see that, right? You have to. And I'm guessing you want to post the Butthurt gif, so get on with it already. This will be the last I say on this subject, so enjoy.

[R-V]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

You should get some actual hobbies.

Ok. Ok. So I guess "harmless amusement" must not mean what I thought it means, at least not when SKO and Eli haven't got to measure their dicks on the Internet in a while. You two are so cute together. Looks like I won my bet. Hell, now I'm surprised when I post something and one or both of you don't have something stupid to say about it. Is that what you mean by get a hobby? Like, me and Pex should challenge each other to see who comes up with the most dumbass, slapdick response to all of your posts?  (SKO, congrats buddy, you won this round.) I think I'll pass, and go back to finding something harmlessly amusing that I couldn't have been more clear about finding "harmlessly amusing." And the next time I time-to-post, I'm sure you'll find something in it or make something up to burn up your keyboards about. Christ. You're way past self-parody at this point. You can see that, right? You have to. And I'm guessing you want to post the Butthurt gif, so get on with it already. This will be the last I say on this subject, so enjoy.

Is this a bit? Are you doing a bit?

[Saul Goodman]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

You should get some actual hobbies.

Ok. Ok. So I guess "harmless amusement" must not mean what I thought it means, at least not when SKO and Eli haven't got to measure their dicks on the Internet in a while. You two are so cute together. Looks like I won my bet. Hell, now I'm surprised when I post something and one or both of you don't have something stupid to say about it. Is that what you mean by get a hobby? Like, me and Pex should challenge each other to see who comes up with the most dumbass, slapdick response to all of your posts?  (SKO, congrats buddy, you won this round.) I think I'll pass, and go back to finding something harmlessly amusing that I couldn't have been more clear about finding "harmlessly amusing." And the next time I time-to-post, I'm sure you'll find something in it or make something up to burn up your keyboards about. Christ. You're way past self-parody at this point. You can see that, right? You have to. And I'm guessing you want to post the Butthurt gif, so get on with it already. This will be the last I say on this subject, so enjoy.

Is this a bit? Are you doing a bit?

I don't even know anymore

[Eli]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

You should get some actual hobbies.

Ok. Ok. So I guess "harmless amusement" must not mean what I thought it means, at least not when SKO and Eli haven't got to measure their dicks on the Internet in a while. You two are so cute together. Looks like I won my bet. Hell, now I'm surprised when I post something and one or both of you don't have something stupid to say about it. Is that what you mean by get a hobby? Like, me and Pex should challenge each other to see who comes up with the most dumbass, slapdick response to all of your posts?  (SKO, congrats buddy, you won this round.) I think I'll pass, and go back to finding something harmlessly amusing that I couldn't have been more clear about finding "harmlessly amusing." And the next time I time-to-post, I'm sure you'll find something in it or make something up to burn up your keyboards about. Christ. You're way past self-parody at this point. You can see that, right? You have to. And I'm guessing you want to post the Butthurt gif, so get on with it already. This will be the last I say on this subject, so enjoy.

I think it's a jpg.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Brett keeping Mike Ferrin and Matt Snyder in his site's Twitter sidebar (obnoxiously titled Interesting on The Twitters, because of course) continues to be a source of harmless amusement for me.  Every time I load up the site it's fun to see how far off topic they are, since both tweet about the Cubs approximately 0.1% of the time.

Here's what's at the top of the list right now, for example:

Blue Angels flying over our Apartment & freaking out the dog!

Go Cubs!

You should get some actual hobbies.

Ok. Ok. So I guess "harmless amusement" must not mean what I thought it means, at least not when SKO and Eli haven't got to measure their dicks on the Internet in a while. You two are so cute together. Looks like I won my bet. Hell, now I'm surprised when I post something and one or both of you don't have something stupid to say about it. Is that what you mean by get a hobby? Like, me and Pex should challenge each other to see who comes up with the most dumbass, slapdick response to all of your posts?  (SKO, congrats buddy, you won this round.) I think I'll pass, and go back to finding something harmlessly amusing that I couldn't have been more clear about finding "harmlessly amusing." And the next time I time-to-post, I'm sure you'll find something in it or make something up to burn up your keyboards about. Christ. You're way past self-parody at this point. You can see that, right? You have to. And I'm guessing you want to post the Butthurt gif, so get on with it already. This will be the last I say on this subject, so enjoy.

This was a painful read.  Would not recommend.

[Bort]

Jesus Christ, you slapdick fucks. Save that rage for CFIHP.

[SKO]

Jesus Christ, you slapdick fucks. Save that rage for CFIHP.

I feel bad. I didn't mean to break the kid. He got all excited because Apex gave him some props and apparently declared himself my internet rival and then cracked under the pressure in barely a week. I'm a six year veteran of the Cutler Wars. You've got to be made of some tougher stuff, or else you may as well see what's cookin' on the CHUD Forums.

[morpheus]

Jesus Christ, you slapdick fucks. Save that rage for CFIHP.

I feel bad. I didn't mean to break the kid. He got all excited because Apex gave him some props and apparently declared himself my internet rival and then cracked under the pressure in barely a week. I'm a six year veteran of the Cutler Wars. You've got to be made of some tougher stuff, or else you may as well see what's cookin' on the CHUD Forums.

Just a bunch of sophistry and self-awareness, natch.

[InternetApex]

Jesus Christ, you slapdick fucks. Save that rage for CFIHP.

I feel bad. I didn't mean to break the kid. He got all excited because Apex gave him some props and apparently declared himself my internet rival and then cracked under the pressure in barely a week. I'm a six year veteran of the Cutler Wars. You've got to be made of some tougher stuff, or else you may as well see what's cookin' on the CHUD Forums.

[Yeti]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is the show. We have certain expectations here. That's why you don't play.

[Saul Goodman]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is the show. We have certain expectations here. That's why you don't play.

Damn.  Spending that no-hitter capital already.

[Quality Start Machine]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is the show. We have certain expectations here. That's why you don't play.

Breaks my heart to see someone so magnificent suddenly go all passive-aggressive.

[Bort]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is the show. We have certain expectations here. That's why you don't play.

Breaks my heart to see someone so magnificent suddenly go all passive-aggressive.

DRLP, I'm sure, but he meant to @ someone, so nope.