Twatheads Twittering

[Yeti]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

The thing I believe they got wrong is that I thought the kid didn't designate it as a parody account until its later days

[thehawk]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Well,  the Daily show wanted to talk to an expert about embarrassing tweets in Peoria, so I think Paul was perfect.

[morpheus]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

[SKO]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Why admit that you were wrong to shit on literally everything about the rebuild, the team's playoff chances, Theo, etc. when you can call everyone who points out how wrong you were sanctimonious idiots?

[Quality Start Machine]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Goddamnit, I wrote something up for Ivy Drip, and forgot to add this asscastle. But he's a star on Doubting Theo.

[Slaky]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Why admit that you were wrong to shit on literally everything about the rebuild, the team's playoff chances, Theo, etc. when you can call everyone who points out how wrong you were sanctimonious idiots?

My favorite part is he thinks everyone, *EVERYONE*, is an asshole. Except for himself.

[Tony]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Why admit that you were wrong to shit on literally everything about the rebuild, the team's playoff chances, Theo, etc. when you can call everyone who points out how wrong you were sanctimonious idiots?

My favorite part is he thinks everyone, *EVERYONE*, is an asshole. Except for himself.

Something something if you are always dealing with assholes, you're the asshole. Somebody said that. It's a quote.

[R-V]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Why admit that you were wrong to shit on literally everything about the rebuild, the team's playoff chances, Theo, etc. when you can call everyone who points out how wrong you were sanctimonious idiots?

My favorite part is he thinks everyone, *EVERYONE*, is an asshole. Except for himself.

Something something if you are always dealing with assholes, you're the asshole. Somebody said that. It's a quote.

(said with an exasperated Southern drawl)

Raylan Givens.

[SKO]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Why admit that you were wrong to shit on literally everything about the rebuild, the team's playoff chances, Theo, etc. when you can call everyone who points out how wrong you were sanctimonious idiots?

My favorite part is he thinks everyone, *EVERYONE*, is an asshole. Except for himself.

This dude still can't see why openly hoping a prospect HIS TEAM traded for would fail just to prove his mistaken perception of the management correct was a dick move.

[Saul Goodman]

Fire Chris Collins.

Enjoyed catching up with the Man, the Myth, and the Legend himself, @darrenrovell, at @NUMensBball practice today!!

[ChuckD]

I guess this is as close as we have to a Paul thread.

Dolphin Lover Trailer

[Saul Goodman]

Hey look at Mr. Fancy New Contract Orange Radio Star over here.

#Cubs and #Rangers have indeed made a deal. It is very minor. Players have not been informed and 99% of you have never heard of either guy.

— David Kaplan (@thekapman) November 20, 2015

I bet Davey didn't even know who Willson Contreras was until last month, if he knows at all.

[Saul Goodman]

Hey look at Mr. Fancy New Contract Orange Radio Star over here.

#Cubs and #Rangers have indeed made a deal. It is very minor. Players have not been informed and 99% of you have never heard of either guy.

— David Kaplan (@thekapman) November 20, 2015

I bet Davey didn't even know who Willson Contreras was until last month, if he knows at all.

DPD.

BTW, count me in the 99% of people who have never heard of either guy.

Damn it, don't diffuse my hate like that.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hey look at Mr. Fancy New Contract Orange Radio Star over here.

#Cubs and #Rangers have indeed made a deal. It is very minor. Players have not been informed and 99% of you have never heard of either guy.

— David Kaplan (@thekapman) November 20, 2015

I bet Davey didn't even know who Willson Contreras was until last month, if he knows at all.

DPD.

BTW, count me in the 99% of people who have never heard of either guy.

Damn it, don't diffuse my hate like that.

Vogelbach for ROCK SHOULDERS? Please make it hai.

[Oleg]

Hey look at Mr. Fancy New Contract Orange Radio Star over here.

#Cubs and #Rangers have indeed made a deal. It is very minor. Players have not been informed and 99% of you have never heard of either guy.

— David Kaplan (@thekapman) November 20, 2015

I bet Davey didn't even know who Willson Contreras was until last month, if he knows at all.

DPD.

BTW, count me in the 99% of people who have never heard of either guy.

Damn it, don't diffuse my hate like that.

Vogelbach for ROCK SHOULDERS? Please make it hai.

Count me in the 1% who knows who Frandy De la Rosa is.