Twatheads Twittering

[Saul Goodman]

Hey look at Mr. Fancy New Contract Orange Radio Star over here.

#Cubs and #Rangers have indeed made a deal. It is very minor. Players have not been informed and 99% of you have never heard of either guy.

— David Kaplan (@thekapman) November 20, 2015

I bet Davey didn't even know who Willson Contreras was until last month, if he knows at all.

DPD.

BTW, count me in the 99% of people who have never heard of either guy.

Damn it, don't diffuse my hate like that.

Vogelbach for ROCK SHOULDERS? Please make it hai.

Count me in the 1% who knows who Frandy De la Rosa is.

Same. Bump it. *extends fist*

[SKO]

More brilliance from Kaplan http://balleight.com/2015/11/20/david-kaplan-loses-his-own-trivia-contest/

[ChuckD]

Hey look at Mr. Fancy New Contract Orange Radio Star over here.

#Cubs and #Rangers have indeed made a deal. It is very minor. Players have not been informed and 99% of you have never heard of either guy.

— David Kaplan (@thekapman) November 20, 2015

I bet Davey didn't even know who Willson Contreras was until last month, if he knows at all.

DPD.

BTW, count me in the 99% of people who have never heard of either guy.

Damn it, don't diffuse my hate like that.

Vogelbach for ROCK SHOULDERS? Please make it hai.

Count me in the 1% who knows who Frandy De la Rosa is.

Pretty sure you used to post all sorts of stuff about how you were the 99%. You've changed, man.

[Saul Goodman]

More brilliance from Kaplan http://balleight.com/2015/11/20/david-kaplan-loses-his-own-trivia-contest/

Hate: restored. I'd also like him to name one Cubs fan who would not trade Castro for Mike Trout.

[Quality Start Machine]

More brilliance from Kaplan http://balleight.com/2015/11/20/david-kaplan-loses-his-own-trivia-contest/

Hate: restored. I'd also like him to name one Cubs fan who would not trade Castro for Mike Trout.

Mike Trout is steadfastly against the whole "helmet rubbing after a hit" thing, so I get it.

[Saul Goodman]

The Red Sox signing of David Price was bad for the rest of AL East, but it might have been worst for the Cardinals. http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/158647850/david-price-red-sox-sign-st-louis-cardinals

[PenFoe]

Yettoe's guy makes an appearance!!  And Peoria! 

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/10/the-daily-show-peoria-mayor-twitter-parody/

This is the embodiment of PEORIA CLASS.

It is sad that they invited Vlahos to talk about it but the Peoria mayor being such an insecure prick that he had to violate the constitution and have a SWAT team raid the house of a kid running the most unconvincing parody twitter account in the world is a story that deserves to be laughed at and shamed by the entire nation.

Vlahos is a fucking douche.

Why admit that you were wrong to shit on literally everything about the rebuild, the team's playoff chances, Theo, etc. when you can call everyone who points out how wrong you were sanctimonious idiots?

My favorite part is he thinks everyone, *EVERYONE*, is an asshole. Except for himself.

This dude still can't see why openly hoping a prospect HIS TEAM traded for would fail just to prove his mistaken perception of the management correct was a dick move.

I don't know what the karmic response is to being a dick, but if it's cancer, that's pretty rough.

[Shooter]

Jason Hammel ✔ @HammelTime39
Welcome aboard @JasonHeyward, Zobie-Wan Zobrist & dat Johnny Lackey!! Gonna b a fun ride! #Cubs #FlyTheW #HellYes! #BleedCubbieBlue #162-0

Hell no. Zobie-Wan Kenzobi at least fits the pattern of the original.

Zobanzo Beans?

[Saul Goodman]

Jason Hammel ✔ @HammelTime39
Welcome aboard @JasonHeyward, Zobie-Wan Zobrist & dat Johnny Lackey!! Gonna b a fun ride! #Cubs #FlyTheW #HellYes! #BleedCubbieBlue #162-0

Hell no. Zobie-Wan Kenzobi at least fits the pattern of the original.

Zobanzo Beans?

BCB as a hashtag? Al no doubt jerked it to that, at least twice. Trade Hammel ASAP.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Jason Hammel ✔ @HammelTime39
Welcome aboard @JasonHeyward, Zobie-Wan Zobrist & dat Johnny Lackey!! Gonna b a fun ride! #Cubs #FlyTheW #HellYes! #BleedCubbieBlue #162-0

Hell no. Zobie-Wan Kenzobi at least fits the pattern of the original.

Zobanzo Beans?

BCB as a hashtag? Al no doubt jerked it to that, at least twice. Trade Hammel ASAP.

Yeah that's just another nail in Hammel's coffin in my book.  Pfft...like he's going to be around in August anyway.

[InternetApex]

Jason Hammel ✔ @HammelTime39
Welcome aboard @JasonHeyward, Zobie-Wan Zobrist & dat Johnny Lackey!! Gonna b a fun ride! #Cubs #FlyTheW #HellYes! #BleedCubbieBlue #162-0

Hell no. Zobie-Wan Kenzobi at least fits the pattern of the original.

Zobanzo Beans?

BCB as a hashtag? Al no doubt jerked it to that, at least twice. Trade Hammel ASAP.

Yeah that's just another nail in Hammel's coffin in my book.  Pfft...like he's going to be around in August anyway.

Hopefully, the scuttlebutt about his balky knee contributing to his second half swoon is correct and we get a healthy first-half 2015 of version Hammel next Spring. So they can trade him.

[PenFoe]

I don't know how I stumbled across it, but Wade Phillips has a Twitter account for some reason and, oddly enough, he updates it fairly regularly.

It's pretty fantastic.

[SKO]

This fucker again https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/687379837174939648

[Saul Goodman]

This fucker again https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/687379837174939648

That's a hilariously bad opinion. TRUEBLOOD!!!

[Canadouche]

This fucker again https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/687379837174939648

That's a hilariously bad opinion. TRUEBLOOD!!!

He's right, though. All the best organizations regularly change the compositions of their front office in order to stay competitive.

/s