Twatheads Twittering

[SKO]

Mrs. Pank, desperately trying to placate the neighbors after PANK umpired the neighborhood kids' wiffle ball game and ejected every kid and sent them home crying: "he's....uhhh....slightly autistic?"

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I always enjoy Trueblood getting all of baseball Twitter up in arms and all the other BP guys going into radio silence for a few hours because they can't talk about what a knob he is.

Indeed. Sahadev is like the nicest guy on twitter and even he just shuts up rather than try to defend him.

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

Way to bury the lede there.

Unless you're new here, I don't think that's much of bombshell.

[SKO]

I always enjoy Trueblood getting all of baseball Twitter up in arms and all the other BP guys going into radio silence for a few hours because they can't talk about what a knob he is.

Indeed. Sahadev is like the nicest guy on twitter and even he just shuts up rather than try to defend him.

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

Way to bury the lede there.

Unless you're new here, I don't think that's much of bombshell.

Well I mean it would be one thing for your internet friends to suspect you might be on the spectrum, for your wife to think so indicates that you're basically Internet PANK even in your daily life, which is comforting.

[PenFoe]

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

I want to print this post out, frame it and bronze it.

All of it.

[Yeti]

I always enjoy Trueblood getting all of baseball Twitter up in arms and all the other BP guys going into radio silence for a few hours because they can't talk about what a knob he is.

Indeed. Sahadev is like the nicest guy on twitter and even he just shuts up rather than try to defend him.

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

Hi, O.K.

[Quality Start Machine]

I always enjoy Trueblood getting all of baseball Twitter up in arms and all the other BP guys going into radio silence for a few hours because they can't talk about what a knob he is.

Indeed. Sahadev is like the nicest guy on twitter and even he just shuts up rather than try to defend him.

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

way to bring it onto the grid.

[SKO]

I always enjoy Trueblood getting all of baseball Twitter up in arms and all the other BP guys going into radio silence for a few hours because they can't talk about what a knob he is.

Indeed. Sahadev is like the nicest guy on twitter and even he just shuts up rather than try to defend him.

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

way to bring it onto the grid.

I mean I don't think any of us are big enough assholes to just randomly speculate on twitter that the kid has aspergers or whatever. The information is probably safe here?

[Quality Start Machine]

I always enjoy Trueblood getting all of baseball Twitter up in arms and all the other BP guys going into radio silence for a few hours because they can't talk about what a knob he is.

Indeed. Sahadev is like the nicest guy on twitter and even he just shuts up rather than try to defend him.

It was mentioned to me, off the grid, by another Desipiot that Sahadev shared with him that this guy may be on the spectrum.  I don't know if that explains anything; I mean my wife--an OT who works with autistic kids all day-- thinks I'm on the fringe of the spectrum myself and though I'm a belligerent asshole I don't make it a habit of consistently hurling out provocative contrarianisms all the live long day, but I figured I might as well throw that nugget out there for your consumption.

way to bring it onto the grid.

I mean I don't think any of us are big enough assholes to just randomly speculate on twitter that the kid has aspergers or whatever. The information is probably safe here?

I think it's all publicly viewable.

[ChuckD]

This fucker again https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/687379837174939648

I don't know why I started following this guy. I blame you all. At least he changed his profile picture.

No one actually follows him. What are you doing.

Right. I just see a bunch of people bitching about Trueblood and reluctantly go see what stupid shit he's said this time. I can't imagine seeing his thoughts every single day.

That dude makes Internet Chuck look like Aristotle.

So this is like literally the worst opinion on the Internet. (Not Apex. Trueblood about the Theo extension.)

I can't even...we can't extend Theo for fear of losing McLeod, who we hope will someday be as good of a GM as....Theo.

We don't want change for change's sake, but we need change before we have to change.

Exactly, you have to be proactive.  Since you know that at some point Theo will leave the job either through retirement, death or firing, it's better to just replace him now.

Some day Rizzo's going to retire. We should trade him and move Schwarber to first.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This fucker again https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/687379837174939648

I don't know why I started following this guy. I blame you all. At least he changed his profile picture.

No one actually follows him. What are you doing.

Right. I just see a bunch of people bitching about Trueblood and reluctantly go see what stupid shit he's said this time. I can't imagine seeing his thoughts every single day.

That dude makes Internet Chuck look like Aristotle.

So this is like literally the worst opinion on the Internet. (Not Apex. Trueblood about the Theo extension.)

I can't even...we can't extend Theo for fear of losing McLeod, who we hope will someday be as good of a GM as....Theo.

We don't want change for change's sake, but we need change before we have to change.

Exactly, you have to be proactive.  Since you know that at some point Theo will leave the job either through retirement, death or firing, it's better to just replace him now.

Some day Rizzo's going to retire. We should trade him and move Schwarber to first.

I feel like this was the nexus of Eli's spat with Flannel Boy, right?

[PenFoe]

[SKO]

I like Manu a lot but man does he take himself way too seriously.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I like Manu a lot but man does he take himself way too seriously.

Why so serious?

[PenFoe]

I like Manu a lot but man does he take himself way too seriously.

If CT was still alive, I'd love a ruling on this.

[InternetApex]

This fucker again https://twitter.com/MATrueblood/status/687379837174939648

I don't know why I started following this guy. I blame you all. At least he changed his profile picture.

No one actually follows him. What are you doing.

Right. I just see a bunch of people bitching about Trueblood and reluctantly go see what stupid shit he's said this time. I can't imagine seeing his thoughts every single day.

That dude makes Internet Chuck look like Aristotle.

So this is like literally the worst opinion on the Internet. (Not Apex. Trueblood about the Theo extension.)

I can't even...we can't extend Theo for fear of losing McLeod, who we hope will someday be as good of a GM as....Theo.

Plus, front offices should change every 5 years for the sake of change, regardless of where the team is in terms of success.

If only the Braves had thought of that during their eleventy year reign of division titles they might have won more than ONE measly World Series. DERP!