Twatheads Twittering

[Canadouche]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

Am I misremembering Dodgers fans murdering a guy?

I thought he came out of the coma.

Oh, never mind. I guess throwing a beer is the worst thing, them.

Also, he said "throwing beer" which I read differently than "throwing a beer."

"Throwing a beer" implies the thrower has an intended target and throws the can/cup.

"Throwing beer" sounds more like a spontaneous celebration sort of thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Cubs won, people began going crazy, beer got spilled. Big whup.

[Quality Start Machine]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

Am I misremembering Dodgers fans murdering a guy?

I thought he came out of the coma.

Oh, never mind. I guess throwing a beer is the worst thing, them.

Also, he said "throwing beer" which I read differently than "throwing a beer."

"Throwing a beer" implies the thrower has an intended target and throws the can/cup.

"Throwing beer" sounds more like a spontaneous celebration sort of thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Cubs won, people began going crazy, beer got spilled. Big whup.

His family should have been up in the cheap seats, where nobody is letting a $9 beer go to waste.

[thehawk]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

Am I misremembering Dodgers fans murdering a guy?

I thought he came out of the coma.

Oh, never mind. I guess throwing a beer is the worst thing, them.

Also, he said "throwing beer" which I read differently than "throwing a beer."

"Throwing a beer" implies the thrower has an intended target and throws the can/cup.

"Throwing beer" sounds more like a spontaneous celebration sort of thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Cubs won, people began going crazy, beer got spilled. Big whup.

His family should have been up in the cheap seats, where nobody is letting a $9.75 beer go to waste.

Playoff pricing'd

[Oleg]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

Am I misremembering Dodgers fans murdering a guy?

I thought he came out of the coma.

Oh, never mind. I guess throwing a beer is the worst thing, them.

Also, he said "throwing beer" which I read differently than "throwing a beer."

"Throwing a beer" implies the thrower has an intended target and throws the can/cup.

"Throwing beer" sounds more like a spontaneous celebration sort of thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Cubs won, people began going crazy, beer got spilled. Big whup.

His family should have been up in the cheap seats, where nobody is letting a $9.75 beer go to waste.

Playoff pricing'd

The Goose Island ones were still 10.50.  Wait...were they 9.50 during the season?

[thehawk]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

Am I misremembering Dodgers fans murdering a guy?

I thought he came out of the coma.

Oh, never mind. I guess throwing a beer is the worst thing, them.

Also, he said "throwing beer" which I read differently than "throwing a beer."

"Throwing a beer" implies the thrower has an intended target and throws the can/cup.

"Throwing beer" sounds more like a spontaneous celebration sort of thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Cubs won, people began going crazy, beer got spilled. Big whup.

His family should have been up in the cheap seats, where nobody is letting a $9.75 beer go to waste.

Playoff pricing'd

The Goose Island ones were still 10.50.  Wait...were they 9.50 during the season?

Goose was 9.50, Bud 8.75.  Each went up $1 (which is also the concert pricing from what i heard)

[Armchair_QB]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

Am I misremembering Dodgers fans murdering a guy?

I thought he came out of the coma.

Oh, never mind. I guess throwing a beer is the worst thing, them.

Also, he said "throwing beer" which I read differently than "throwing a beer."

"Throwing a beer" implies the thrower has an intended target and throws the can/cup.

"Throwing beer" sounds more like a spontaneous celebration sort of thing.

I was thinking the same thing. Cubs won, people began going crazy, beer got spilled. Big whup.

Hell, they were throwing out of the upper deck from the videos I saw.

Well, I hope it was beer anyway.

[Saul Goodman]

Congrats to @Cubs Todd Ricketts on Deputy Commerce Sec. nomination. Excellent choice by @realDonaldTrump. #FromAWhiteSoxFan

[Saul Goodman]

RIP Brett Anderson's family, murdered by several ounces of liquid.

[Saul Goodman]

TPD, since Twitter has been so quiet and uneventful lately.

Trevor Bauer continues to show his ass.

[SKO]

TPD, since Twitter has been so quiet and uneventful lately.

Trevor Bauer continues to show his ass.

I remember hearing that one of the main reasons Arizona gave up on Bauer was because Miguel Montero absolutely fucking hated him and I always kind of wondered what level of dumbass you had to be to rile up the fucking big-hearted "we are good" dope that much. Now I see.

[PenFoe]

TPD, since Twitter has been so quiet and uneventful lately.

Trevor Bauer continues to show his ass.

I remember hearing that one of the main reasons Arizona gave up on Bauer was because Miguel Montero absolutely fucking hated him and I always kind of wondered what level of dumbass you had to be to rile up the fucking big-hearted "we are good" dope that much. Now I see.

Yep.

"You can say what you want, even if hate's all you got, but you don't know me (nope). You don't me (why not?)."

"All the speculation out there about my reputation, it's because you don't me (nope). You don't know me (why not?)."

"You judge on appearance, you don't judge me on my merits, because you don't know me (nope). You don't know me (why not?)."

"You hide behind a mask to facilitate a task, but you don't know me (huh). You won't know me."

[PenFoe]

[Saul Goodman]

Everyone step aside for Trevor "Widely Known As Being Intelligent" Bauer!

[Saul Goodman]

Hayden Panettiere wants to know what's the deal with all the chemtrails poisoning us?

[Shooter]

The name "Alex Kaseberg" makes me nostalgic for the olden days at Desipio...Andy "Dill" Dolan...whatacard...

Linkage (Twitter or non-Twitter style, I'm impartial) for the n00bs please?

Linkage

It was the heady days of 2004/2005/2006.

As I recall, most of the flamethrowing occurred in the comments.  I don't think Andy ever took a torch to him an an actual dose.

Also I see from his Facebook page that Kaseberg and Thrillho share the same alma mater.  This re-confirms my first suspicion that he's a friend or family member of Rozner's.

Late night talk shows all suck.

Huey should feel vindicated after reading this latest piece of news.

I wonder if that guy is related to Alex Kaseberg, who used to write terrible jokes in Barry Rosner's column and had a beef with Andy/Desipio?

It IS that Alex Kaseberg.

Good lord, I'm dumb.

The original article I saw had his full name, Robert Alexander Kaseberg, but that's not much of an excuse.

Also, previous link is broken. Here it is now.

Going to trial.