Splooge Sploogearama Sploogefest

[Ivy6]

This word sucks now.  Thanks, Desipio.

[Saul Goodman]

This word sucks now.  Thanks, Desipio.

SPLOOGE!  Killjoy.

[Simmer]

IVY 6 IS RIGHT.

Thank you, for SAYING what needed to be SAYYYED.

I don't want to SEE another one of these!

[Eli]

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

[Slaky]

This just makes me long for the days of the Craig Monroe Erectile Dysfunction Tentapalooza.

Not literally, of course.

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

[Quality Start Machine]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally everything gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

Welcome to the club.

[Tank]

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

This is the one that did it for me...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6139.msg184819#msg184819

[Ivy6]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

If I thought you were capable of taking things personally I would apologize, since you're just the victim of a broken system. 

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

This is the one that did it for me...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6139.msg184819#msg184819

Keep it coming.  My ego is fucking STARVING.

[MAD]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

If I thought you were capable of taking things personally I would apologize, since you're just the victim of a broken system. 

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

This is the one that did it for me...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6139.msg184819#msg184819

Keep it coming.  My ego is fucking STARVING.

This one has always had a special place in my heart.

[Slaky]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

If I thought you were capable of taking things personally I would apologize, since you're just the victim of a broken system. 

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

This is the one that did it for me...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6139.msg184819#msg184819

Keep it coming.  My ego is fucking STARVING.

This one has always had a special place in my heart.

That's the gold standard on how to start internet fun.

[PenFoe]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

If I thought you were capable of taking things personally I would apologize, since you're just the victim of a broken system. 

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

This is the one that did it for me...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6139.msg184819#msg184819

Keep it coming.  My ego is fucking STARVING.

This one has always had a special place in my heart.

Looks like that myspace page is still active, just saying.

[MAD]

So, an overused, not longer funny term finally gets annoying when I use it?

Cool.  I'll have to do this more often.

If I thought you were capable of taking things personally I would apologize, since you're just the victim of a broken system. 

This thread almost made me want to start an Ivy6 sploogefest thread.

This is the one that did it for me...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6139.msg184819#msg184819

Keep it coming.  My ego is fucking STARVING.

This one has always had a special place in my heart.

Looks like that myspace page is still active, just saying.

And how.

groundhog day
Current mood:groundhog
As those of you who really know me know, Groundhog Day is the only holiday I don't think is a sham and a lie. Even though it is, in fact, the most shammingest, lyingest holiday of them all. That paradox lies at the heart of this fine day.

WHY? someone might ask, do you love this holiday. And I'd say, Friend, I love it because it is named after an ungainly rodent, and, in its way, draws attention to his little life. I think, wrapped (and rapt) as we usually are in our own affairs and in the dizzying business of being human, we forget that there exist billions, perhaps trillions of little living beings, each less conscious than we are, but each still more or less aware. These beings live and die in obscurity so deep, in silence so complete, that our own negligible lives seem momentous in comparison. Our world hardly even acknowledges these other creatures. But each one feels, each one lives, and if it can't think as we do, if it belongs to a species that just isn't that far along yet, that only makes its predicament the more poignant.

When did we become human? When did we cross that line? Countless of our ancestors were nameless and, as we judge thinking, thoughtless. Yet such thoughts and feelings as they had contained the germ of all we've since become. I feel sorry for animals and I know they suffer too. And I know they have joy, too, and play more purely than we do. Even the oldest animal has often a childlikeness unseen in human beings after adolescence.. So take time out from the preoccupation with being human to recognize that we share our earth with many smaller (and some larger) beings, each of the divinity, each more scared the less it's aware of what it is and what it's doing here. If you recognize that, you'll be likely to treat such creatures with the love and sympathy they deserve.

[Ivy6]

I highly doubt that Paul is allowed back into the zoo.

[Oleg]

groundhog day
Current mood:groundhog
As those of you who really know me know, Groundhog Day is the only holiday I don't think is a sham and a lie. Even though it is, in fact, the most shammingest, lyingest holiday of them all. That paradox lies at the heart of this fine day.

WHY? someone might ask, do you love this holiday. And I'd say, Friend, I love it because it is named after an ungainly rodent, and, in its way, draws attention to his little life. I think, wrapped (and rapt) as we usually are in our own affairs and in the dizzying business of being human, we forget that there exist billions, perhaps trillions of little living beings, each less conscious than we are, but each still more or less aware. These beings live and die in obscurity so deep, in silence so complete, that our own negligible lives seem momentous in comparison. Our world hardly even acknowledges these other creatures. But each one feels, each one lives, and if it can't think as we do, if it belongs to a species that just isn't that far along yet, that only makes its predicament the more poignant.

When did we become human? When did we cross that line? Countless of our ancestors were nameless and, as we judge thinking, thoughtless. Yet such thoughts and feelings as they had contained the germ of all we've since become. I feel sorry for animals and I know they suffer too. And I know they have joy, too, and play more purely than we do. Even the oldest animal has often a childlikeness unseen in human beings after adolescence.. So take time out from the preoccupation with being human to recognize that we share our earth with many smaller (and some larger) beings, each of the divinity, each more scared the less it's aware of what it is and what it's doing here. If you recognize that, you'll be likely to treat such creatures with the love and sympathy they deserve.

OK...if I may try to apply a touch of logic to this absurdity...

Paul would like us to "take time out from our preoccupation of being human" to notice the animals' "childlikeness"?

And what the fuck does appreciating a groundhog's life have to do with the holiday?

What the fuck is the matter with this dolt?  What the fuck is the matter with me for taking the time to type this shit out?