The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread

[Gil Gunderson]

As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

[Slaky]

As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?

[RV]

Courtesy of TEC in the shoutbox...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/tirelessrebutter.htm

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/target.htm

[Gil Gunderson]

As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

Just curious: pedophile or paedophile?

I love using the ae construction.  I just wrote up a brief here and I had to include the word feces in it.  I wanted to use the word faeces (or foaeces, I believe) so badly.

It was an interesting case, needless to say.

And RV, that just makes me miss the SBox more and more...

[Quality Start Machine]

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

[BH]

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

[Philberto]

I actually think if we expanded veyond KE here and went on random things to rant, we'd be like NSBB... No thanks.

[Quality Start Machine]

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

My jokes are omnipresent.

Tough shit, Butterball.

[TDubbs]

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

So copy and paste every other thread on the board to this one?

[Gil Gunderson]

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

My jokes are omnipresent.

Tough shit, Butterball.

Stay on topic people, this is a thread for Kurt to brandish his interwebs weapons against those who would dare impugn him and to prevent other threads from devolving into a non-stop Kurt fest.

So, with that, Kurt, your photoshops suck...retort?

[BH]

[Internet Apex]

This isn't going to work.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

As a public service to the board, please direct all Kurt Evans-related shit to this thread, so I - and others - do not have to wade through pages upons pages of absolute nonsense.

I'll start things off...Kurt, you're a pedophile.  Rebuttal?

I didn't start the fire.

Oh wait.

[Gil Gunderson]

This isn't going to work.

It will if you believe it will.

[Kermit, B.]

There isn't a newer guy there they can give the shit work to?

Can we expand this thread to include Fork jokes? And maybe Yeti's drywall pricing rants?

So copy and paste every other thread on the board to this one?

That's not fair, dude.  Yeti hardly ever talks about drywall on Desipio.