The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread

[Kermit, B.]

Let's try to keep everything in one place.

"I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"
-Martin Sheen as President Bartlet, asking questions about individuals extremely similar to those who post on Desipio

I didn't read that, but what in God's name did the Fukudome debate have to do with me?  My boyfriends are all WAY too attractive for any of you GROTA guys, anyhow, so don't flatter yourselves.

Kermit, you created the shoutbox and then abandoned it to STAFAG CHAOS. It created the conditions for Kurt to be mocked, and therefore I hold you accountable.

Well, if that's the way we're going to play it, GROTA, so be it.  I'm handing out SO MANY MORE PHOTOSHOPS than you are at the next Cubs Convention.

[*In a Nutsack]

I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

[SKO]

I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

I was speaking in hypotheticals. I just wish I had a vast arena like GROTA in which I could seek the approval of others.

[*In a Nutsack]

I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

I was speaking in hypotheticals. I just wish I had a vast arena like GROTA in which I could seek the approval of others.

[SKO]

I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

I was speaking in hypotheticals. I just wish I had a vast arena like GROTA in which I could seek the approval of others.

Good point.

[R-V]

I have to go write on my blog now about how some pedophile called me a psycho off his meds, just so I can be comforted when my readers tell me that I don't strike them as being a psycho. That way I'm validated.

You have a blog?  With readers?

Intrepid Reader: IAN

I always emphasize the correct syllable.

[*In a Nutsack]

I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

[TDubbs]

I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

This thread isn't about you.  it's about Kurt and his suckitude.

[Kermit, B.]

I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

This thread isn't about you.  it's about Kurt and his suckitude.

We're gonna need a bigger thread!

[Jon]

I know what happened there...I was going to type something, got distracted by work, forgot that I hadn't typed anything and then hit post.  Brainfart.  My bad.

This thread isn't about you.  it's about Kurt and his suckitude.

We're gonna need a bigger thread!

That's what SHE said!







I suck at this.

[Philberto]

http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

[Jon]

Why doesn't my blog get a shout at the end of the entry? I'm quoted on there too, dammit.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I realize the Cubs blogging gig is a slow one these days, but I can't even begin to see how anyone would ever think this a worthwhile topic for their own readers.

Also: no love for Hitler Getting Punched? (Edit: What Jon said!)

[*In a Nutsack]

http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT KURT SO THAT I CAN GET MY NAME PRINTED ON HIS STUPID INTERNET WEBSITE BLOG MACHINE SITE.

U SUK KERT11111!!!!111ONE ELEVE////NSN

[Jon]

http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I realize the Cubs blogging gig is a slow one these days, but I can't even begin to see how anyone would ever think this a worthwhile topic for their own readers.

Also: no love for Hitler Getting Punched? (Edit: What Jon said!)

My point exactly! I work all day over a filthy computer to bring the finest Hitler Abuse on the web, and this is the thanks I get?

Dirty pool, Kurt. Dirty pool.