The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread

[Eli]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

I think "Bertram" could have a place in the CW's prime-time lineup.

[Quality Start Machine]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.

[Jon]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal a pint glass.

You can be more Forkish than that'd.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I think "Bertram" could have a place in the CW's prime-time lineup.

Bertram and Bertram, veterans of the 2009 internet war, team up once again to make small town America safe for teenage vampires and the aspiring fashion models who love them.

[Quality Start Machine]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal a half-pint glass.

You can be more Forkish than that'd.

Leave it to the experts.

[Jon]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal a half-pint glass.

You can be more Forkish than that'd.

Leave it to the experts.

Atta-boy!

[TDubbs]

Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y.  Why?  Because you're Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.

KURT MOLESTS CHILDREN THAT HE PROBABLY TEACHES THE WRONG INFORMATION TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CT III]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

Actually, Paul was the guy who was always forgotten and left out of everything by the rest of the Cheers gang.

That's my shtick.

[Jon]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

Actually, Paul was the guy who was always forgotten and left out of everything by the rest of the Cheers gang.

That's my shtick.

...and you are...?

[Philberto]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

WHY AM I WITH YOU?!?!?!

[BH]

Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.

[Jon]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

WHY AM I WITH YOU?!?!?!

Ask the hack who wrote the teleplay of World War D.

[Philberto]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

WHY AM I WITH YOU?!?!?!

Ask the hack who wrote the teleplay of World War D.

Oh, ok.. Carry on then, good sir

[Chuck to Chuck]

Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.

Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.

[PenFoe]

Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.

Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.

Kurt is Nick Tortelli.