The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread

[BH]

Morph, of course, would be Robin Colcord.

Since it's all of us against Kurt these days, Kurt would need to play Gary, from Gary's old town tavern.

Yeti's fat ass would make a great modern day Kirstie Alley.

Gary was always smarter than the Cheers gang.  It's pretty clear that Kurt is Cliff.  Lives with mom, etc.

Or maybe Kurt is the lady postal worker who had secks with Cliff then moved to Canada.

Kurt is Nick Tortelli.

Really? I remember laughing at Nick Tortelli's character.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?

The son of Bea Hunnicutt and Ray Hunnicutt.

[Quality Start Machine]

Okay, but who's B.J. Honeycutt?

The son of Bea Hunnicutt and Ray Hunnicutt.

You're just trying to take Kurt off the hook, aren't you?

[Jon]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

[Saul Goodman]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

Third -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

[Kermit, B.]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

Third -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

[CT III]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

Third -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

[BH]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

Third -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

Maybe some day you'll be a member of TJG, where we have a SL and an SSL.

[TDubbs]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

Third -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

Maybe some day you'll be a member of TJG, where we have a SL and an SSL.

I think we all know which one this rant is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[*In a Nutsack]

We need to update ole TJG.

[Kermit, B.]

Okay, I've been credited now. I no longer have problems with Kurt.

Third -- as promised yesterday, I'm done with displaying in all their glory some of the unpleasant comments by various members of Desipio.  However I might take a page from BK's book over at HJE and someday ad a testimonials page -- which would display some of the nice and angry comments that have been written about us.  It's just too funny an idea to ignore.

Congratulations, Kerm.  He thinks you're funny!

This is TOTALLY going on the Testimonials page.  And in my diary.

And on my HATE list.  What the fuck did you do with that thing?

It's in my hope chest.  I pull it out on rainy days.  Seriously, I still have it.  Maybe we'll do dramatic readings from it at the MEP.

[Internet Apex]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.

I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

[TDubbs]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.

I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

You're white.

[Internet Apex]

Oleg is Woody, based on their love of all things herbal.

I'm the black extra they showed drinking cognac in a booth that one time.

You're white a wigger.

Just continuing other people's joke about me going back a few years, dipshit'd.