The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11

[Gil Gunderson]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

[PenFoe]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

You don't really have to put that anywhere.

[BH]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

You don't really have to put that anywhere.

If it's not about Eric Byrnes, Pen ain't interested.

[Oleg]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

Lowest form...

[PenFoe]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

You don't really have to put that anywhere.

If it's not about Eric Byrnes, Pen ain't interested.

[Gil Gunderson]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

Lowest form...

I just thought the word "diea" looked cool.  It looked like some kind of really smart religious term that I never knew before.  I'm pretty sure you could use that word in Scrabble and get away with it.

[Yeti]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

You don't really have to put that anywhere.

If it's not about Eric Byrnes, Pen ain't interested.

Dood looks like a douche. Perfect for you

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I have no diea where to put shit like this any more.

Cleveland Indians sign veteran Mark Grudzielanek to a minor-league deal.

I have no diea either.

Lowest form...

I just thought the word "diea" looked cool.  It looked like some kind of really smart religious term that I never knew before.  I'm pretty sure you could use that word in Scrabble and get away with it.

"Trust me... It's Greek."

[BH]

Que Pen.

"Diamondbacks designated OF Eric Byrnes for assignment.
The Diamondbacks needed his roster spot for freshly inked first baseman Adam LaRoche. Byrnes broke a bone in his hand last season and hit just .226 with a .270 on-base percentage when healthy. He is entering the final season of a three-year, $30 million contract. "

www.rotoworld.com

[PenFoe]

Que Pen.

"Diamondbacks designated OF Eric Byrnes for assignment.
The Diamondbacks needed his roster spot for freshly inked first baseman Adam LaRoche. Byrnes broke a bone in his hand last season and hit just .226 with a .270 on-base percentage when healthy. He is entering the final season of a three-year, $30 million contract. "

www.rotoworld.com

WY DONT U TRI HITNG WIT A BROAKEN HAND

[BH]

Simply Awesome.

" A Nevada man is accused of posing as a Major League Baseball player to steal a car.

Matthew T. Van Meter, 24, is charged in Utah state court with felony counts of theft and forgery. Charging papers accuse Van Meter, of Elko., Nev., of using the name and documents identifying him as Chicago Cubs outfielder Tyler Colvin.

Van Meter, the charges say, on Tuesday signed documents with a Ken Garff auto dealership in West Valley City to buy a 2010 Dodge pickup worth $50,000. Van Meter promised to pay for the truck the next day and drove away in it.

The court documents say Van Meter also has an outstanding theft warrant in Tacoma, Wash. On Thursday night, he was being held in the Salt Lake County jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.

Colvin is a 24-year-old Georgia native who appeared in just six games with the Cubs last season but is regarded as one of the team's top prospects. It was not clear Thursday night whether Van Meter had any legitimate connection to Colvin. "

[Brownie]

Simply Awesome.

" A Nevada man is accused of posing as a Major League Baseball player to steal a car.

Matthew T. Van Meter, 24, is charged in Utah state court with felony counts of theft and forgery. Charging papers accuse Van Meter, of Elko., Nev., of using the name and documents identifying him as Chicago Cubs outfielder Tyler Colvin.

Van Meter, the charges say, on Tuesday signed documents with a Ken Garff auto dealership in West Valley City to buy a 2010 Dodge pickup worth $50,000. Van Meter promised to pay for the truck the next day and drove away in it.

The court documents say Van Meter also has an outstanding theft warrant in Tacoma, Wash. On Thursday night, he was being held in the Salt Lake County jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.

Colvin is a 24-year-old Georgia native who appeared in just six games with the Cubs last season but is regarded as one of the team's top prospects. It was not clear Thursday night whether Van Meter had any legitimate connection to Colvin. "

Colvin's a Major Leaguer? He played in six games with the Cubs? When? Where? Where was I?

[Tony]

Simply Awesome.

" A Nevada man is accused of posing as a Major League Baseball player to steal a car.

Matthew T. Van Meter, 24, is charged in Utah state court with felony counts of theft and forgery. Charging papers accuse Van Meter, of Elko., Nev., of using the name and documents identifying him as Chicago Cubs outfielder Tyler Colvin.

Van Meter, the charges say, on Tuesday signed documents with a Ken Garff auto dealership in West Valley City to buy a 2010 Dodge pickup worth $50,000. Van Meter promised to pay for the truck the next day and drove away in it.

The court documents say Van Meter also has an outstanding theft warrant in Tacoma, Wash. On Thursday night, he was being held in the Salt Lake County jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.

Colvin is a 24-year-old Georgia native who appeared in just six games with the Cubs last season but is regarded as one of the team's top prospects. It was not clear Thursday night whether Van Meter had any legitimate connection to Colvin. "

Colvin's a Major Leaguer? He played in six games with the Cubs? When? Where? Where was I?

You were eagerly awaiting the debut of Jay Cutler and the new look Bears offense while ignoring anything that had to do with the Cubs.

[Yeti]

I hope to god I can trust these stupid canadians..

The Blue Jays will have a scout at tomorrow's workout by free-agent pitcher Ben Sheets, but he's all but signed by the Chicago Cubs

[Weebs]

I hope to god I can trust these stupid canadians..

The Blue Jays will have a scout at tomorrow's workout by free-agent pitcher Ben Sheets, but he's all but signed by the Chicago Cubs

As long as he's not making the $12 million he wanted, I'm perfectly fine with this.