The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11

[Saul Goodman]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

[Slaky]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

[Saul Goodman]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

[Internet Apex]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

[Slaky]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

[MAD]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

[Slaky]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

Which part of my incoherent line of questioning would I know? The TW story? The who and why of C-C-Cats?

We can't change the past Huey, but together we can make a better tomorrow.

[Saul Goodman]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

Which part of my incoherent line of questioning would I know? The TW story? The who and why of C-C-Cats?

We can't change the past Huey, but together we can make a better tomorrow.

I was PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey, then I switched to B-B-Bears (the other two B's are for bonertime) but then they sucked so now I'm C-C-Cats, since they actually have a winning record.  Never heard of TW.

[Slaky]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

Which part of my incoherent line of questioning would I know? The TW story? The who and why of C-C-Cats?

We can't change the past Huey, but together we can make a better tomorrow.

I was PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey, then I switched to B-B-Bears (the other two B's are for bonertime) but then they sucked so now I'm C-C-Cats, since they actually have a winning record.  Never heard of TW.

Yeah, that makes sense now. On to mystery number 2.

[R-V]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

Which part of my incoherent line of questioning would I know? The TW story? The who and why of C-C-Cats?

We can't change the past Huey, but together we can make a better tomorrow.

I was PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey, then I switched to B-B-Bears (the other two B's are for bonertime) but then they sucked so now I'm C-C-Cats, since they actually have a winning record.  Never heard of TW.

Yeah, that makes sense now. On to mystery number 2.

I see some corn in there, and something else that looks like a fingernail. Mysterious indeed.

[Slaky]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

Which part of my incoherent line of questioning would I know? The TW story? The who and why of C-C-Cats?

We can't change the past Huey, but together we can make a better tomorrow.

I was PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey, then I switched to B-B-Bears (the other two B's are for bonertime) but then they sucked so now I'm C-C-Cats, since they actually have a winning record.  Never heard of TW.

Yeah, that makes sense now. On to mystery number 2.

I see some corn in there, and something else that looks like a fingernail. Mysterious indeed.

Any wolf hair?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Sweet, now the 2012 Cubs can get swept in four games instead of three once Jimbo gets Brian Roberts, Jake Peavy, Curtis Granderson, and Roy Halladay! (And signs them to lifetime contracts)

Players would like to see the first round of playoffs expand to best-of-seven when their next labor contract starts in 2012, Michael Weiner said Wednesday in his first news conference since replacing Donald Fehr as the union head.

Whatever happened to TW? Or are you him? I need closure.

What's TW?

If you were it, you'd know.

So he's gone? Well then who was C-C-Cats before? Or is he new? I mean there are like 12 dudes that post here. I should be able to figure this out.

If some slakys hadn't have cancelled their ShoutBox Platinum Plus Membership, they'd know by now.

Which part of my incoherent line of questioning would I know? The TW story? The who and why of C-C-Cats?

We can't change the past Huey, but together we can make a better tomorrow.

I was PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey, then I switched to B-B-Bears (the other two B's are for bonertime) but then they sucked so now I'm C-C-Cats, since they actually have a winning record.  Never heard of TW.

Yeah, that makes sense now. On to mystery number 2.

I see some corn in there, and something else that looks like a fingernail. Mysterious indeed.

Any wolf hair?

Wolf hair? No.

Wolf horns? Yes. (Strangely.)

[BBM]

Isn't there a good possibility that BBM was totally kidding?

Improbable.  You probably believe there's not a curse and Sam Fuld is terrible 

[MAD]

Isn't there a good possibility that BBM was totally kidding?

Improbable.  You probably believe there's not a curse and Sam Fuld is terrible 

Allow me to apologize for calling you out on Mauer myth-making.  I've ingested a lot of chemicals in my life, so i guess I just I can't remember Mauer being THAT highly touted.  Anyway, please forgive my Leo Gomez-loving heart.

And Fork is right, but fuck Mark Prior.

[Kermit, B.]

I was wondering just last week about TW/ADC.  I miss that dude.  Unless he's still here, in disguise.  If that's the case, "Whaddup, TW?"