The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11

[Armchair_QB]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

Dude, don't bogart that joint.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

So in that trade the Cubs get Jacoby Ellsbury for Ryan Theriot? 

Hee hee.

Quite possibly the dumbest rumor I've ever seen.

[Quality Start Machine]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

So in that trade the Cubs get Jacoby Ellsbury for Ryan Theriot? 

Hee hee.

Quite possibly the dumbest rumor I've ever seen.

No, that would be Patrick Sharp for Slava Kozlov.

[Pre]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

So in that trade the Cubs get Jacoby Ellsbury for Ryan Theriot? 

Hee hee.

Quite possibly the dumbest rumor I've ever seen.

No, that would be Patrick Sharp for Slava Kozlov.

Yeah, a hockey rumor no one gives a shit about in a baseball thread truly is an idiotic thing.

[Quality Start Machine]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

So in that trade the Cubs get Jacoby Ellsbury for Ryan Theriot? 

Hee hee.

Quite possibly the dumbest rumor I've ever seen.

No, that would be Patrick Sharp for Slava Kozlov.

Yeah, a hockey rumor no one gives a shit about in a baseball thread truly is an idiotic thing.

It still makes more sense than that dumbassed rumor. The Bleacher Report makes one want to punch babies.

[JD]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

So in that trade the Cubs get Jacoby Ellsbury for Ryan Theriot? 

Hee hee.

Quite possibly the dumbest rumor I've ever seen.

No, that would be Patrick Sharp for Slava Kozlov.

Yeah, a hockey rumor no one gives a shit about in a baseball thread truly is an idiotic thing.

It still makes more sense than that dumbassed rumor. The Bleacher Report makes one want to punch babies.

Or start watching hockey!  Am I right, people?!



Yeah.  Hockey sucks. 

[Quality Start Machine]

This one is really strange.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/314995-blockbuster-trade-brewing-between-the-red-sox-cubs-and-padres

So in that trade the Cubs get Jacoby Ellsbury for Ryan Theriot? 

Hee hee.

Quite possibly the dumbest rumor I've ever seen.

No, that would be Patrick Sharp for Slava Kozlov.

Yeah, a hockey rumor no one gives a shit about in a baseball thread truly is an idiotic thing.

It still makes more sense than that dumbassed rumor. The Bleacher Report makes one want to punch babies.

Or start watching hockey!  Am I right, people?!



Yeah.  Hockey sucks. 

Time for you to let go of the time you damn near drowned during Spring Training.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

[Powdered Toast Man]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

[CBStew]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

Remind me.  Who is Jason Bay?

[Kermit IV]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

Remind me.  Who is Jason Bay?

He directed Armageddon.

[Weebs]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

Remind me.  Who is Jason Bay?

He directed Armageddon.

On a related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon?

[Kermit IV]

DPD.

Back to the original point of the thread, the Jason Bay contract will drive up the prices of a shit-ton of outfielders.

At this rate, Soriano will wind up being a bargain in two years.

4 years/$66 million is ridiculous.  Imagine what he could have gotten out of Hendry.

Remind me.  Who is Jason Bay?

He directed Armageddon.

On an related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon?

Nope.

[Pre]

On a related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon?

I think you'd be safe in assuming that you're not the only ignorant person in the
world and can go ahead and skip the post asking for confirmation.

[Internet Apex]

On a related note, am I the only one who never knew that J.J. Abrams was one of the writers of Armageddon?

I think you'd be safe in assuming that you're not the only ignorant person in the
world and can go ahead and skip the post asking for confirmation.

I assume that I'm not the only person in the world who has neither seen Armageddon nor has any clue who J.J. Abrams is, other than a person who writes screenplays that get made into Hollywood Can't Wait to Miss That Ones.