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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2009, 04:55:05 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 07, 2009, 03:17:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on September 06, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
I am reluctant to admit this, but I didn't like this movie.  I agree that chapter one was engrossing.  Everything else was bizarre. 

Quote from: cubbiebluestew on September 06, 2009, 04:36:03 PM
I read a review that described this movie as a "Jewish wet dream" about killing Nazis.  During World War II Hollywood routinely made movies creating fictitious battles and victories.  But after the war movies were fictionalized versions of actual events.  Audiences were not prepared for stories that changed the way things played out.  That's why this movie put me off.  It was like seeing Custer win the battle at the Little Big Horn.

Two votes against, then?

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2009, 08:35:45 AM »
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on September 06, 2009, 04:36:03 PM
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Quote from: CBStew on September 06, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
I am reluctant to admit this, but I didn't like this movie.  I agree that chapter one was engrossing.  Everything else was bizarre. 

I was just about to start rooting for Cal, too.

I read a review that described this movie as a "Jewish wet dream" about killing Nazis.  During World War II Hollywood routinely made movies creating fictitious battles and victories.  But after the war movies were fictionalized versions of actual events.  Audiences were not prepared for stories that changed the way things played out.  That's why this movie put me off.  It was like seeing Custer win the battle at the Little Big Horn.

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Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that...

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2009, 04:51:27 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 08, 2009, 08:35:45 AM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on September 06, 2009, 04:36:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2009, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: CBStew on September 06, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
I am reluctant to admit this, but I didn't like this movie.  I agree that chapter one was engrossing.  Everything else was bizarre. 

I was just about to start rooting for Cal, too.

I read a review that described this movie as a "Jewish wet dream" about killing Nazis.  During World War II Hollywood routinely made movies creating fictitious battles and victories.  But after the war movies were fictionalized versions of actual events.  Audiences were not prepared for stories that changed the way things played out.  That's why this movie put me off.  It was like seeing Custer win the battle at the Little Big Horn.

Intrepid Reader: Roger DeBris:

Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that...

(Seriously, is it any worse than Demi Moore re-writing Nathaniel Hawthorne?)

No, but at least she was naked in that one.

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2009, 12:03:12 AM »
Couple of things for me to note after watching this movie...  Not that anyone cares...

1.  I liked the movie.

2.  I liked watching Nazis get stabbed.

3.  I liked watching Nazis get blown up, shot, beat, burned alive, punched, kicked and scalped too.

:SPOILER ALERT:

Watching a Jew unload a full clip from a submachine gun point blank into Hitler's lifeless body has given me the world's biggest, baddest, Nazi killing, Third Reich flag waving, swastika covered cum-rag jerking, goosestepping boner.  I don't feel bad saying this because as we all know, once you start feeling sorry for the bastards, they feign dying, turn over, and shoot your hot, beautiful, milky Jewish chest. 

God bless America.

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2009, 07:37:13 AM »
Quote from: powen01 on September 11, 2009, 12:03:12 AM
Couple of things for me to note after watching this movie...  Not that anyone cares...

1.  I liked the movie.

2.  I liked watching Nazis get stabbed.

3.  I liked watching Nazis get blown up, shot, beat, burned alive, punched, kicked and scalped too.

:SPOILER ALERT:

Watching a Jew unload a full clip from a submachine gun point blank into Hitler's lifeless body has given me the world's biggest, baddest, Nazi killing, Third Reich flag waving, swastika covered cum-rag jerking, goosestepping boner.  I don't feel bad saying this because as we all know, once you start feeling sorry for the bastards, they feign dying, turn over, and shoot your hot, beautiful, milky Jewish chest. 

God bless America.

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2009, 09:48:44 AM »
powen01 just summarized everything right with America.
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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2009, 10:29:06 AM »
Eli Roth looks a lot like Zachary Quinto.
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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2009, 10:30:03 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 11, 2009, 10:29:06 AM
Eli Roth looks a lot like Zachary Quinto.

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2009, 12:41:13 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 11, 2009, 10:29:06 AM
Eli Roth looks a lot like Zachary Quinto.

It's NOT Sylar?

No.  Nor is it Spock.
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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2009, 02:45:12 PM »
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2009, 02:54:41 PM »

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2009, 03:30:45 PM »
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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2009, 11:34:40 PM »
Saw it. Liked it. Will see it again.

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #58 on: November 19, 2009, 11:34:47 PM »
Everyone keeps saying Christopher Waltz stole the show? Apparently they didn't see the part where Diane Kruger's awesome chest was on display.

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Re: Inglorious Basterds
« Reply #59 on: November 20, 2009, 10:18:02 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on November 19, 2009, 11:34:47 PM
Everyone keeps saying Christopher Waltz stole the show? Apparently they didn't see the part where Diane Kruger's awesome chest was on display.

Who are those people?
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