2009 College Football Thread

[Kermit, B.]

I enjoyed watching Alabama kick the crap out of Florida.

I hope they saved up all of Tebow's tears so they can get to curin' some CANCER.  That was awesome.

[Shooter]

I enjoyed watching Alabama kick the crap out of Florida.

I hope they saved up all of Tebow's tears so they can get to curin' some CANCER.  That was awesome.

They were on ebay yesterday; the item has been pulled.

[Gil Gunderson]

I enjoyed watching Alabama kick the crap out of Florida.

I hope they saved up all of Tebow's tears so they can get to curin' some CANCER.  That was awesome.

They were on ebay yesterday; the item has been pulled.

I really enjoyed watching Tebow cry; beautiful, resplendent joy. 

[Armchair_QB]

Glad to see Illinois is still inventing new and creative ways to blow games too.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I don't think Texas has anything on Bama.  They smoked Coarch Irvin Mayas and Tim Tivo.

[Kermit, B.]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

[Internet Apex]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

Because he wears lip gloss?

[Richard Chuggar]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

Because he wears lip gloss?

And he sucks.

[Armchair_QB]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

The QB from Houston should receive an invite ahead of Claussen.

[PenFoe]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

The QB from Houston Boise St. should receive an invite ahead of Claussen.

Best QB in NCAA'd

[Kermit, B.]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

The QB from Houston Boise St. should receive an invite ahead of Claussen.

Best QB in NCAA'd

I agree, and I think both of them deserve invitations over Tebow and McCoy.  I'm not saying Jimmy should win it (I'm rooting for Suh), but it's probably going to go to a very undeserving McCoy, which sucks.  Both Tebow and McCoy looked very pedestrian against good defenses, and McCoy was about one second away from being the stupidest QB in college football history.  I hope Derek Jeter wins it.

[PenFoe]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

The QB from Houston Boise St. should receive an invite ahead of Claussen.

Best QB in NCAA'd

I agree, and I think both of them deserve invitations over Tebow and McCoy.  I'm not saying Jimmy should win it (I'm rooting for Suh), but it's probably going to go to a very undeserving McCoy, which sucks.  Both Tebow and McCoy looked very pedestrian against good defenses, and McCoy was about one second away from being the stupidest QB in college football history.  I hope Derek Jeter wins it.

Well...he IS a winner.

[Shooter]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

He's coached an OFFENSIVE GENIUS. A reasonably well-trained ape (or possibly Ron Powlus) could put up those numbers under Charlie Weis's tutelage. It's unfair to award him the Heisman with such an unfair edge over the field.

[PenFoe]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

He's coached an OFFENSIVE GENIUS. A reasonably well-trained ape (or possibly Ron Powlus) could put up those numbers under Charlie Weis's tutelage. It's unfair to award him the Heisman with such an unfair edge over the field.

Antiquated or not, there's no way in hell the QB of a 6 win team is going to get invited to NYC for the Heisman finals.

[Kermit, B.]

I know I'm one of about 3 people on here who don't hate the Irish, but how in the fuck did Clausen not merit an invite to the Heisman ceremony?

He's coached an OFFENSIVE GENIUS. A reasonably well-trained ape (or possibly Ron Powlus) could put up those numbers under Charlie Weis's tutelage. It's unfair to award him the Heisman with such an unfair edge over the field.

Antiquated or not, there's no way in hell the QB of a 6 win team is going to get invited to NYC for the Heisman finals.

And I'm saying that's really dumb.  Oh, well.