2009 College Football Thread

[CBStew]

We're losing sight here of the fact that IAN has won Huey over to his side...

That made my freakin' day.  It really did.

Young lady, purple paint is not a substitute for a brassiere

[CBStew]

We're losing sight here of the fact that IAN has won Huey over to his side...

That made my freakin' day.  It really did.

Young lady, purple paint is not a substitute for a brassiere

Wait a minute.  What is that sticking up from her pants?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

We're losing sight here of the fact that IAN has won Huey over to his side...

That made my freakin' day.  It really did.

Young lady, purple paint is not a substitute for a brassiere

Wait a minute.  What is that sticking up from her pants?

Thank God someone pointed that out.

Otherwise I might have gone my entire life without noticing that guy's dick head.

[Simmer]

I missed every game with the exception of Oregon @ Boise State.  That was worth watching, if only for the postgame antics.  Dude was held back by his teammates.  That didn't work, so the coaches stepped in to hold him back.  That didn't work, so stadium security stepped in to hold him back.  That didn't work, so the police stepped in to hold him back.  He then shoved'n'tossed the cops to the ground and started climbing the stands to attack some fans.  Does it get any better than this?

How bad did Iowa look?  Was it one of those typical in-state fluke games that Iowa always loses, or did they look genuinely bad?



Re: shitty Big Ten -- I think I repeat this mantra every year, but this is mostly a stigma created by the media, just for talking point ammo.  The reason for the stigma is league parity.  We've heard this same thing about the National League the entire season.  This sort of thing happens when you have one "great" team, one "bad" team, followed by a sandwich of "average"-"good" teams.  For some reason, this is perceived as shitty.  Shitty?  Bullshit, I say!

Re: Iowa vs. Illinois -- I was under the impression that Iowa was a more nationally recognized and prestigious football program.  In other words, Y'ASSES IS TRUMPED!

[flannj]

1-0 ogdenitwits

give me this - I'm writing the fucking checks

[flannj]

1-0 ogdenitwits

give me this - I'm writing the fucking checks

[flannj]

Crap. Judging by my computer skills I sure as hell didn't go there.

[Kermit, B.]

We're losing sight here of the fact that IAN has won Huey over to his side...

That made my freakin' day.  It really did.

Young lady, purple paint is not a substitute for a brassiere

Wait a minute.  What is that sticking up from her pants?

Thank God someone pointed that out.

Otherwise I might have gone my entire life without noticing that guy's dick head unpainted belly button.

FUPA'ed.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Iowa State will beat them. Their inability to stop Northern Iowa when it went 5 wide is concerning, considering Iowa State runs a spread with a pretty decent quarterback in Austin Arnaud.

How's your prediction for Soriano next year?

[flannj]

Heh.

[Slaky]

Heh.

[Eli]

I don't follow college football or hate Notre Dame and I still think their fail is funny.

[Waco Kid]

Another lesson in the coaching internship of Coach Frontbutt.

[Internet Apex]

I hate to open my big mouth but I almost always do. And Purdue looks almost pleasantly unshitty in a 17-17 first half at Oregon, which looked alarmingly shitty again. Purdue might very well go .500 this year which is about four games better than I had them before I'd seen them play a single down. The Big Ten looks weak as shit. You guys might have to listen to my big mouth a little earlier than expected this fall. But then, you almost always do.

And the first one of you lot who can procure or photo shop me a "HOPE" poster featuring the Boilers new head coach will get your pick of some fabulous prizes including:

1. 5 20 mg capsules of Straterra.
2. A starting spot on my 16" Softball team a week from Monday.
3. poss. hje
4. A stack of old Asian porno DVDs.

[Slaky]

I hate to open my big mouth but I almost always do. And Purdue looks almost pleasantly unshitty in a 17-17 first half at Oregon, which looked alarmingly shitty again. Purdue might very well go .500 this year which is about four games better than I had them before I'd seen them play a single down. The Big Ten looks weak as shit. You guys might have to listen to my big mouth a little earlier than expected this fall. But then, you almost always do.

And the first one of you lot who can procure or photo shop me a "HOPE" poster featuring the Boilers new head coach will get your pick of some fabulous prizes including:

1. 5 20 mg capsules of Straterra.
2. A starting spot on my 16" Softball team a week from Monday.
3. poss. hje
4. A stack of old Asian porno DVDs.

I'm with you. The Big Ten is bad. Bad.

Illinois prediction = 3-9