2009 College Football Thread

[Pre]

4. A stack of old Asian porno DVDs.

Last time I won this prize it was all old dudes...

I'm opening paint.net as we speak.

[BC]

Is anyone else watching this Purdue-Oregon game on the SD feed? It is as if they're broadcasting this game using 30 year-old cameras!

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

4. A stack of old Asian porno DVDs.

Last time I won this prize it was all old dudes...

I'm opening paint.net as we speak.

Too late.

[BC]

Yes, the Big Ten IS going to be awful this year. And that's coming from a Big Ten apologist. Let's look at just the quarterback position, I would consider these guys the top seven Big Ten quarterbacks right now...

Penn State - Daryll Clark (Senior, but only 1 year + 2 games as starter)
Ohio State - Terrelle Pryor (Sophomore, around 1 year as starter)
Minnesota - Adam Weber (Junior, mostly starter in career)
Iowa - Ricky Stanzi (Junior, around 1 year as starter)
Illinois - Juice Williams (Senior, mostly starter in career)
Michigan - Tate Forcier (Freshman, only 2 games in career)
Northwestern - Mike Kafka (Senior, only 16 appearances in career)  

I now want to throw up.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Yes, the Big Ten IS going to be awful this year. And that's coming from a Big Ten apologist. Let's look at just the quarterback position, I would consider these guys the top seven Big Ten quarterbacks right now...

Penn State - Daryll Clark (Senior, but only a 1 year + 2 games as starter)
Ohio State - Terrelle Pryor (Sophomore, around 1 year as starter)
Minnesota - Adam Weber (Junior, mostly starter in career)
Iowa - Ricky Stanzi (Junior, around 1 year as starter)
Illinois - Juice Williams (Senior, mostly starter in career)
Michigan - Tate Forcier (Freshman, only 2 games in career)
Northwestern - Mike Kafka (Senior, only 16 appearances in career)  

I now want to throw up.

And the freshman is the best of the bunch.

Michigan could run the table in the Big 10.

[BC]

Purdue misses out on a game-tying two-point conversion by a couple inches...

[Internet Apex]

Shit balls.

[Internet Apex]

4. A stack of old Asian porno DVDs.

Last time I won this prize it was all old dudes...

I'm opening paint.net as we speak.

Too late.

Right click. Set as background. See you next Monday.

[Internet Apex]

Yes, the Big Ten IS going to be awful this year. And that's coming from a Big Ten apologist. Let's look at just the quarterback position, I would consider these guys the top seven Big Ten quarterbacks right now...

Penn State - Daryll Clark (Senior, but only a 1 year + 2 games as starter)
Ohio State - Terrelle Pryor (Sophomore, around 1 year as starter)
Minnesota - Adam Weber (Junior, mostly starter in career)
Iowa - Ricky Stanzi (Junior, around 1 year as starter)
Illinois - Juice Williams (Senior, mostly starter in career)
Michigan - Tate Forcier (Freshman, only 2 games in career)
Northwestern - Mike Kafka (Senior, only 16 appearances in career)  

I now want to throw up.

And the freshman is the best of the bunch.

Michigan could run the table in the Big 10.

And I could fuck all their cheerleaders but I probably won't. Plus I don't really care where Elliot of Purdue ranks in that pile of suck but he looked pretty competitive against Oregon. The turnovers hurt him bad but he was about a spazzed-out tightend inexplicably leaving his feet from taking that bitch to OT. He engineered some great drives in a pretty difficult atmosphere. I like. It's going to be an ok year. Ok!

[Kermit, B.]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

[MAD]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.
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What did Chuckles do?

[TDubbs]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.
[/quote

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

[Kermit, B.]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

[Slaky]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

[Simmer]

Hey, don't you'se be including those Iowa Hawkeyes when thinking that the Big Ten sucks.  We run this shit!