2009 College Football Thread

[air2300]

Go Gators!

[*In a Nutsack]

Go Gators!

I don't like the message she's trying to send here.  Alls I can think about is T-boning that endzone.

[Saul Goodman]

Tim T-boned:

Linky

Luckily, noted Tebow stalker and Gator bandwagoner Dan Shanoff is around to put things into perspective on his creepy, unsettling Tim Teblog:

In the first shocking minutes after Tebow was hit -- as he laid on the field, motionless -- I defy anyone, Tebow fan or not, to not admit to freaking out.

I am not sure I have ever felt a sense of relief watching a sports event as great as when Tebow finally sat up and used his arms to adjust his helmet. He was moving.

Relax, America.  HE WAS MOVING.

[ChuckD]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

[ChuckD]

Statphage: Fullmast

[air2300]

Tim T-boned:

Linky

Luckily, noted Tebow stalker and Gator bandwagoner Dan Shanoff is around to put things into perspective on his creepy, unsettling Tim Teblog:

In the first shocking minutes after Tebow was hit -- as he laid on the field, motionless -- I defy anyone, Tebow fan or not, to not admit to freaking out.

I am not sure I have ever felt a sense of relief watching a sports event as great as when Tebow finally sat up and used his arms to adjust his helmet. He was moving.

Relax, America.  HE WAS MOVING.

That was crazy.  Never seen a bar go quiet like it did after that play.  Overall, pretty shitty day save for the jack ass FSU fan getting his ass kicked after cheering when Tebow went down.     

[BC]

Gravity is obviously not impacting the gal from Florida...

[Pre]

Gravity is obviously not impacting the gal from Florida...

Girls frequently wear these things called a "bra" which hold their boobs up in a pleasing manor.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Tim T-boned:

Linky

Luckily, noted Tebow stalker and Gator bandwagoner Dan Shanoff is around to put things into perspective on his creepy, unsettling Tim Teblog:

In the first shocking minutes after Tebow was hit -- as he laid on the field, motionless -- I defy anyone, Tebow fan or not, to not admit to freaking out.

I am not sure I have ever felt a sense of relief watching a sports event as great as when Tebow finally sat up and used his arms to adjust his helmet. He was moving.

Relax, America.  HE WAS MOVING.

Tim Tebow is down.

Tim Tebow is supine.

Tim Tebow is shaken up.

[Eli]

Gravity is obviously not impacting the gal from Florida...

Girls frequently wear these things called a "bra" which hold their boobs up in a pleasing manor.

BC learned something today.

[TDubbs]

Gravity is obviously not impacting the gal from Florida...

Girls frequently wear these things called a "bra" which hold their boobs up in a pleasing manor.

BC learned something today.

You got the A.  The B.  The C.  And the D.  D is the biggest.

[BC]

I understand the bra concept, but I was referring to both her tits AND her end zone, err, ass...

[Internet Apex]

You guys are a bunch of bleeps sitting around watching football players who don't give a bleep about you like a piece of bleep.

[Pre]

You got the A.  The B.  The C.  And the D.  D is the biggest.

This is not at all true.  Although, probably as much detail as BC can handle.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

You got the A.  The B.  The C.  And the D.  D is the biggest.

This is not at all true.  Although, probably as much detail as BC can handle. I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?'d