2009 College Football Thread

[Chuck to Chuck]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

[Philberto]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

[TDubbs]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

I like the hot college chicks in the stands wearing next to nothing.

[SKO]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

I like the hot college chicks in the stands wearing next to nothing.

Intrepid Reader: Tdubbs
I get older, they stay the same age. Heh heh heh.

[Kermit, B.]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

I like the hot college chicks in the stands wearing next to nothing.

People went to Concordia football games?

[MAD]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

I like the hot college chicks in the stands wearing next to nothing.

People went to Concordia football games?

Concordia has a football team?

[BH]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

I like the hot college chicks in the stands wearing next to nothing.

You really should revive the Lyte Funky Ones.

[TDubbs]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

I like the hot college chicks in the stands wearing next to nothing.

People went to Concordia football games?

Concordia has a football team?

I went to 1 game in 4 years.  They were awful.  They won 4 games in my 4 years there, and 2 of them were during my freshman year. 
This year, however, they are 3-0.  Granted, they haven't played the best competition, but Big Cat Williams is scheduling them.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Fuck Penn State.

Edit: And fuck Happy Valley and their bullshit chanting while we're at it.

Blocked punts are the most exciting plays in college football.

TD's excite me more

The game I saw combined both in one play.

[R-V]

I know I'm a few days late on this story, but I hadn't seen the details until now. Holy shitballs.

Johnson was performing a "bench press" lift with what doctors were told was 275 pounds when the bar apparently slipped from his hand and landed on his throat. USC officials said an assistant strength and conditioning coach was working with Johnson as a "spotter" when the accident happened, but he was unable to stop the bar from injuring the player.

Initially spitting blood from his mouth and nose, Johnson was rushed by ambulance to the hospital.

At 5 feet 11 and 210 pounds, Johnson was able to survive the accident because the muscles around his neck helped him keep open a breathing passage, Hinika said at a news conference Tuesday.

"Had that been any one of us, meaning me, I would not have survived," Hinika said. "His neck was so solid and so muscular, that actually helped maintain his airway."

The guy dropped 275 elbees ON HIS THROAT and lived to tell the tale. Fork, how long were you in the hospital when you did this?

[World B Free]

I know I'm a few days late on this story, but I hadn't seen the details until now. Holy shitballs.

Johnson was performing a "bench press" lift with what doctors were told was 275 pounds when the bar apparently slipped from his hand and landed on his throat. USC officials said an assistant strength and conditioning coach was working with Johnson as a "spotter" when the accident happened, but he was unable to stop the bar from injuring the player.

Initially spitting blood from his mouth and nose, Johnson was rushed by ambulance to the hospital.

At 5 feet 11 and 210 pounds, Johnson was able to survive the accident because the muscles around his neck helped him keep open a breathing passage, Hinika said at a news conference Tuesday.

"Had that been any one of us, meaning me, I would not have survived," Hinika said. "His neck was so solid and so muscular, that actually helped maintain his airway."

The guy dropped 275 elbees ON HIS THROAT and lived to tell the tale. Fork, how long were you in the hospital when you did this?

He's going to live.  Doctors aren't sure if he'll be able to talk however.  275lbs, god that had to hurt.

[Quality Start Machine]

I know I'm a few days late on this story, but I hadn't seen the details until now. Holy shitballs.

Johnson was performing a "bench press" lift with what doctors were told was 275 pounds when the bar apparently slipped from his hand and landed on his throat. USC officials said an assistant strength and conditioning coach was working with Johnson as a "spotter" when the accident happened, but he was unable to stop the bar from injuring the player.

Initially spitting blood from his mouth and nose, Johnson was rushed by ambulance to the hospital.

At 5 feet 11 and 210 pounds, Johnson was able to survive the accident because the muscles around his neck helped him keep open a breathing passage, Hinika said at a news conference Tuesday.

"Had that been any one of us, meaning me, I would not have survived," Hinika said. "His neck was so solid and so muscular, that actually helped maintain his airway."

The guy dropped 275 elbees ON HIS THROAT and lived to tell the tale. Fork, how long were you in the hospital when you did this?

I lay higher on the bench, so I broke my clavicle.

[Philberto]

I know I'm a few days late on this story, but I hadn't seen the details until now. Holy shitballs.

Johnson was performing a "bench press" lift with what doctors were told was 275 pounds when the bar apparently slipped from his hand and landed on his throat. USC officials said an assistant strength and conditioning coach was working with Johnson as a "spotter" when the accident happened, but he was unable to stop the bar from injuring the player.

Initially spitting blood from his mouth and nose, Johnson was rushed by ambulance to the hospital.

At 5 feet 11 and 210 pounds, Johnson was able to survive the accident because the muscles around his neck helped him keep open a breathing passage, Hinika said at a news conference Tuesday.

"Had that been any one of us, meaning me, I would not have survived," Hinika said. "His neck was so solid and so muscular, that actually helped maintain his airway."

The guy dropped 275 elbees ON HIS THROAT and lived to tell the tale. Fork, how long were you in the hospital when you did this?

When I did bench, the bar was always at my chest. This dood has weird form. No wonder he almost killed himself.

[Pre]

When I did bench, the bar was always at my chest. This dood has weird form. No wonder he almost killed himself.

I believe part of it slipping out of control involves it moving into
a position other than perfectly aligned with the correct spot.  I
would also guess that it happened while he was putting the bar
back on the support, which involved moving it towards his head.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

When I did bench, the bar was always at my chest. This dood has weird form. No wonder he almost killed himself.

I believe part of it slipping out of control involves it moving into
a position other than perfectly aligned with the correct spot.  I
would also guess that it happened while he was putting the bar
back on the support, which involved moving it towards his head.

Intrepid Reader: ButtHands
I wonder if Thrill has any anecdotes from lifting weights with the art club.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs
The art club wore bike helmets with their tutus because they were always dropping their sousaphones on their calculators.