2009 College Football Thread

[SKO]

DPD. That also means this never happened. Although if you asked Juice, he probably doesn't remember it anyways.

[SKO]

Trifecta Posting Douche- this is exactly how it went down.

[Kermit IV]

Gotta love Pete Carroll's decision to flee USC. USC football to get a 2 year postseason ban.

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=5267933

This is awesome.

(Throws up a high-five for Stew.)

[Chuck to Chuck]

Are there any suggestions Carroll was involved in the violations?

[SKO]

Are there any suggestions Carroll was involved in the violations?

No, of course not.

[SKO]

DPD- Colorado now in the Pac 10. http://www.sbnation.com/2010/6/10/1511256/pac-10-expansion-colorado-big-12-announcement-friday-

[thehawk]

Good night, hellspawn of the Big Eight and the Southwest Conference.

[Slaky]

DPD- Colorado now in the Pac 10. http://www.sbnation.com/2010/6/10/1511256/pac-10-expansion-colorado-big-12-announcement-friday-

Hopefully Utah gets in so people like Yeti can stop saying how awesome they are.

[SKO]

DPD- Colorado now in the Pac 10. http://www.sbnation.com/2010/6/10/1511256/pac-10-expansion-colorado-big-12-announcement-friday-

Hopefully Utah gets in so people like Yeti can stop saying how awesome they are.

I prefer the scenario where the Pac 10 absorbs Colorado, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State, while Boise State jumps from the WAC to the Mountain West, which then takes the Big 12's vacated spot as one of the six BCS conferences, because TCU, Boise State, BYU, and Utah all in the same conference would make them a force to be reckoned with. At least better than the Big East. Especially if the Big 10 really does steal Rutgers and the Fighting Wannstedts.

[Yeti]

DPD- Colorado now in the Pac 10. http://www.sbnation.com/2010/6/10/1511256/pac-10-expansion-colorado-big-12-announcement-friday-

Hopefully Utah gets in so people like Yeti can stop saying how awesome they are.

If Utah and Boise join a BCS conference and get their asses waxed, I will personally buy the piano wire for you fuckers to hang my fat ass up.

[BH]

DPD- Colorado now in the Pac 10. http://www.sbnation.com/2010/6/10/1511256/pac-10-expansion-colorado-big-12-announcement-friday-

Hopefully Utah gets in so people like Yeti can stop saying how awesome they are.

If Utah and Boise join a BCS conference and get their asses waxed, I will personally buy the piano wire for you fuckers to hang my fat ass up.

Will you also spring for the drywall to frame in your fat ass after hanging you up?

[CBStew]

Gotta love Pete Carroll's decision to flee USC. USC football to get a 2 year postseason ban.

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=5267933

This is awesome.

(Throws up a high-five for Stew.)

Tonight I open that 10 year old  Cabernet.

[CBStew]

I saw Reggie Bush play against Cal.  The last time was at the L.A. Coliseum.  Did you know that it is on the USC campus?  Or should I say that there are some school buildings where the football team plays?  Like most college venues the bulk of the seats reserved for the visiting team's fans are in the end zone.  But unlike most college venues, in the Coliseum the visiting teams fans sit in the end zone are separated from the USC fans by a chain link fence.  That is not to prevent us from wandering into the desirable rooting section seats.  It is for our protection.  USC fans stand along the length of the fence, from field level row one to nosebleed row 125.  They stand there, staring at us.  They stand there, growling, drooling and spitting.  They mutter.  They suggest that my birth was the result of my mother's show business career with a troop of libidinous donkeys.  They throw things at us.  Alcoholic drinks.  Body fluids resulting from the ingestion of alcoholic drinks.  Used latex products.  You are grateful for that chain link fence.  It protects you from some very bad and dangerous people. I am not talking about the fraternity boys, they are passed out in the rooting section.   I am talking about the ladies who gave birth to the fraternity boys.

[flannj]

I saw Reggie Bush play against Cal.  The last time was at the L.A. Coliseum.  Did you know that it is on the USC campus?  Or should I say that there are some school buildings where the football team plays?  Like most college venues the bulk of the seats reserved for the visiting team's fans are in the end zone.  But unlike most college venues, in the Coliseum the visiting teams fans sit in the end zone are separated from the USC fans by a chain link fence.  That is not to prevent us from wandering into the desirable rooting section seats.  It is for our protection.  USC fans stand along the length of the fence, from field level row one to nosebleed row 125.  They stand there, staring at us.  They stand there, growling, drooling and spitting.  They mutter.  They suggest that my birth was the result of my mother's show business career with a troop of libidinous donkeys.  They throw things at us.  Alcoholic drinks.  Body fluids resulting from the ingestion of alcoholic drinks.  Used latex products.  You are grateful for that chain link fence.  It protects you from some very bad and dangerous people. I am not talking about the fraternity boys, they are passed out in the rooting section.   I am talking about the ladies who gave birth to the fraternity boys.

And once again THIS is why I spend too much time here.

[Richard Chuggar]

I saw Reggie Bush play against Cal.  The last time was at the L.A. Coliseum.  Did you know that it is on the USC campus?  Or should I say that there are some school buildings where the football team plays?  Like most college venues the bulk of the seats reserved for the visiting team's fans are in the end zone.  But unlike most college venues, in the Coliseum the visiting teams fans sit in the end zone are separated from the USC fans by a chain link fence.  That is not to prevent us from wandering into the desirable rooting section seats.  It is for our protection.  USC fans stand along the length of the fence, from field level row one to nosebleed row 125.  They stand there, staring at us.  They stand there, growling, drooling and spitting.  They mutter.  They suggest that my birth was the result of my mother's show business career with a troop of libidinous donkeys.  They throw things at us.  Alcoholic drinks.  Body fluids resulting from the ingestion of alcoholic drinks.  Used latex products.  You are grateful for that chain link fence.  It protects you from some very bad and dangerous people. I am not talking about the fraternity boys, they are passed out in the rooting section.   I am talking about the ladies who gave birth to the fraternity boys.

We get it, you're an old cranky guy that hates college fun.