2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[fiveouts]

So I'm in Mexico watching this game.  Things I would consider strange about ESPN Vivo:

1. For some reason, they had some guy do the bumpers coming back from commercial,  instead of Tirico et. al.  But they were in English.  
2.  There was at least a 7 minute interview with Roberto Garza on the field after the game.
3.  The intro to SportsCenter referred to Chad Ochocinco as "Black Mexican."  

You're missing some wonderful weather.

I can't believe I even watched the game in the first place.  Getting drunk in the afternoon and passing out on a beach chair (and thus being able to wake up and rally at 7:30) has its advantages.

[Internet Apex]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

Generally when a hall of fame quarterback is leading the top team in the conference against a horseshit team with a QB leading the league in interceptions, he's going to get some praise.

You fucking apologist.

I'm just trying to piss people off. I don't believe any of that.

And I'm drunk and stirring shit up.  I don't care about your beliefs.

This is my favorite post of the Great Viking Apocalypse of 2009-10. So far.

[R-V]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

[Richard Chuggar]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Farve?

[Quality Start Machine]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Ortman?

[Ivy6]

Sid Luckman.

[Slaky]

Randall Cunningham?

[Yeti]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

RapeWomen

[R-V]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Ortman?

No, but it's a Bears QB from a past season.

[Pre]

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

2008 Cutler?

[Shooter]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Ortman?

No, but it's a Bears QB from a past season.

Moses Moreno? P.T. Willis?

[Richard Chuggar]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Ortman?

No, but it's a Bears QB from a past season.

Cade

[Yeti]

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

2008 Cutler?

oooh.. That's a good one.

[Yeti]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Ortman?

No, but it's a Bears QB from a past season.

Cade

Ah... I missed that. It's gotta be Sexy then

[R-V]

Yes, the supporting casts are different, but as a statfelcher I thought this was interesting:

2009 Cutler:      6.5 yards per attempt
                       22.7 attempts per touchdown pass
                       19.2 attempts per turnover (INTs and fumbles)

Mystery QB:       6.7 yards per attempt
                        20.8 attempts per touchdown pass
                        19.2 attempts per turnover

Ten statpogs to the first moran to guess the Mystery QB without internets.

Ortman?

No, but it's a Bears QB from a past season.

Cade

Ah... I missed that. It's gotta be Sexy then

SABRYeti wins the statpogs! Mystery QB is Rex's Super Bowl season.