2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[SKO]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Wait, are you saying it's wrong for us to feel validated by making snarky comments about teams we don't like when our teams fail?  Because that's pretty much what this message board was founded on.

That's only okay when its the teams I root for as well. No one gives a shit about the Giants or Jets.

[Yeti]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Any fan of any non-playoff AFC team has nothing to be pissed at except the shitty team that they root for for losing handfuls of easily winnable games.

Some of those teams have to deal with having a distraction in the locker room, with all that raping and all.

[BH]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Any fan of any non-playoff AFC team has nothing to be pissed at except the shitty team that they root for for losing handfuls of easily winnable games.

Some of those teams have to deal with having a distraction in the locker room, with all that raping and all.

The raping occurred in the locker room?

[CT III]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Any fan of any non-playoff AFC team has nothing to be pissed at except the shitty team that they root for for losing handfuls of easily winnable games.

Some of those teams have to deal with having a distraction in the locker room, with all that raping and all.

The raping occurred in the locker room?

NOW WHO RAPES LESS BURGERS?!?

[Yeti]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Any fan of any non-playoff AFC team has nothing to be pissed at except the shitty team that they root for for losing handfuls of easily winnable games.

Some of those teams have to deal with having a distraction in the locker room, with all that raping and all.

The raping occurred in the locker room?

You think it didn't?

[ChuckD]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Wait, are you saying it's wrong for us to feel validated by making snarky comments about teams we don't like when our teams fail?  Because that's pretty much what this message board was founded on.

This post is on my short list for post of the year.

[ChuckD]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Wait, are you saying it's wrong for us to feel validated by making snarky comments about teams we don't like when our teams fail?  Because that's pretty much what this message board was founded on.

This post is on my short list for post of the year.

This post is on Fork's list of potential Oleg joke targets.

[ChuckD]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Wait, are you saying it's wrong for us to feel validated by making snarky comments about teams we don't like when our teams fail?  Because that's pretty much what this message board was founded on.

This post is on my short list for post of the year.

This post is on Fork's list of potential Oleg joke targets.

That post was incorrect because Fork doesn't have the restraint to choose "targets" for his Oleg jokes.

[Quality Start Machine]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Wait, are you saying it's wrong for us to feel validated by making snarky comments about teams we don't like when our teams fail?  Because that's pretty much what this message board was founded on.

This post is on my short list for post of the year.

This post is on Fork's list of potential Oleg joke targets.

That post was incorrect because Fork doesn't have the restraint to choose "targets" for his Oleg jokes.

What can I say? I'm just nuts over him.

[BH]

Lovie back next year.

"Brad Biggs of the Chicago Tribune reports that Smith is expected to return for 2010, and that "sweeping changes" are not expected to occur after one of the most disappointing seasons in team history, given high preseason expectations.

Here's what we're hearing as to what else will be disclosed on Tuesday.

First, offensive coordinator Ron Turner will be fired, possibly along with the rest of the offensive staff.

Second, we're told that Smith could be losing defensive play-calling duties, with the duties falling to defensive line coach/assistant head coach Rod Marinelli."

[Chuck to Chuck]

Lovie back next year.

"Brad Biggs of the Chicago Tribune reports that Smith is expected to return for 2010, and that "sweeping changes" are not expected to occur after one of the most disappointing seasons in team history, given high preseason expectations.

Here's what we're hearing as to what else will be disclosed on Tuesday.

First, offensive coordinator Ron Turner will be fired, possibly along with the rest of the offensive staff.

Second, we're told that Smith could be losing defensive play-calling duties, with the duties falling to defensive line coach/assistant head coach Rod Marinelli."

Why don't the Bears just hire Jim Zorn and be done with it?

[Quality Start Machine]

Lovie back next year.

"Brad Biggs of the Chicago Tribune reports that Smith is expected to return for 2010, and that "sweeping changes" are not expected to occur after one of the most disappointing seasons in team history, given high preseason expectations.

Here's what we're hearing as to what else will be disclosed on Tuesday.

First, offensive coordinator Ron Turner will be fired, possibly along with the rest of the offensive staff.

Second, we're told that Smith could be losing defensive play-calling duties, with the duties falling to defensive line coach/assistant head coach Rod Marinelli."

Firing the entire offensive coaching staff and taking defensive play calling duties from the Head Coach doesn't constitute "sweeping changes"?

[Internet Apex]

Sweeping under the rug maybe.

So as we feared, Cutler WILL have 4 OC's in 4 years between Denver and Chicago. Angelo WILL get to ruin one more truncated draft and Lovie WILL get to coach a lame duck season in which he'll have very little weight or authority behind his decisions. The McCaskey's WILL avoid spending the money to fix their problems and I WILL start spending money to attend games on my family's season ticket package (lean years behind me, thank Athie).

What in the hell am I doing in this town with this team run by these people?

nice choice pex.

[fiveouts]

  

Lovie back next year.

"Brad Biggs of the Chicago Tribune reports that Smith is expected to return for 2010, and that "sweeping changes" are not expected to occur after one of the most disappointing seasons in team history, given high preseason expectations.

Here's what we're hearing as to what else will be disclosed on Tuesday.

First, offensive coordinator Ron Turner will be fired, possibly along with the rest of the offensive staff.

Second, we're told that Smith could be losing defensive play-calling duties, with the duties falling to defensive line coach/assistant head coach Rod Marinelli."

Firing the entire offensive coaching staff and taking defensive play calling duties from the Head Coach doesn't constitute "sweeping changes"?

De onlee changes dat matter is if dey get rid of dose losers Smit, Angerlo, Fillips and McCHEAPSKY (LOL) and bring back da coach!

[Chuck to Chuck]

The Bears don't have any high draft picks next year for a new regime to use or for the current regime to screw up.  The only reason to fire Loive and Angelo now is if you think a replacement will prevent Jay Cutler from being destroyed.  There's no one else on this team that they can harm.