2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[CT III]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

Wait... which one's this?

Porno for Pyros? Satellite Party? DJ Peretz?

[CT III]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

Wait... which one's this?

Porno for Pyros? Satellite Party? DJ Peretz?

Mike Tice is GEORGE HUTCHINS sans mustache.

And Nazi Party affiliation.

Probably.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

[Quality Start Machine]

Found this on a crazy rumor site.

But considering the Bears aren't playing for 8 months, discuss.

[R-V]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

[Waco Kid]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

* Head Coach – Ken Whisenhunt
    * Assistant Head Coach/Running Game Coordinator/Offensive Line – Russ Grimm

Offensive Coaches

    * Passing Game Coordinator – Mike Miller

It works for Arizona.

[CT III]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

Hmm, tell me more about this "College of Coaches".

Waco, that setup works for Arizona as long as Kurt Warner is set on "awesome".

[R-V]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

* Head Coach – Ken Whisenhunt
    * Assistant Head Coach/Running Game Coordinator/Offensive Line – Russ Grimm

Offensive Coaches

    * Passing Game Coordinator – Mike Miller

It works for Arizona.

Fair enough. But Arizona also has a head coach with an offensive background who (I assume) has a pretty big role in game planning and play calling. The Bears have a head coach who doesn't really have much to do with the offense.

[Waco Kid]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

Hmm, tell me more about this "College of Coaches".

Waco, that setup works for Arizona as long as Kurt Warner is set on "awesome".

When it comes to the postseason Kurt Warner is set on awesome more often then not.

[Waco Kid]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

* Head Coach – Ken Whisenhunt
    * Assistant Head Coach/Running Game Coordinator/Offensive Line – Russ Grimm

Offensive Coaches

    * Passing Game Coordinator – Mike Miller

It works for Arizona.

Fair enough. But Arizona also has a head coach with an offensive background who (I assume) has a pretty big role in game planning and play calling. The Bears have a head coach who doesn't really have much to do with the offense.

DPD.

While it still could be an epic fail for the Bears, the idea in of itself wasn't outrageous.

[PenFoe]

Mike Tice will get this turned around.

I hope Dan Pompei's just talking out of his ass here and this isn't based on what the Bears are actually thinking. Because it's a recipe for epic fail.

It is possible the Bears could hire Tice in a capacity other than offensive coordinator. They could be considering him as an offensive line coach as well as a coordinator.

It also is possible the team will not have one person handle all of the traditional offensive coordinator responsibilities. They could divvy up the job among two or even three coaches. Tice, for instance, could be the running game coordinator while another coach could be in charge of the passing game.

What is certain is the Bears are considering all possibilities and taking their time investigating the field. They are not expected to make a decision on an offensive coordinator soon.

* Head Coach – Ken Whisenhunt
    * Assistant Head Coach/Running Game Coordinator/Offensive Line – Russ Grimm

Offensive Coaches

    * Passing Game Coordinator – Mike Miller

It works for Arizona.

Fair enough. But Arizona also has a head coach with an offensive background who (I assume) has a pretty big role in game planning and play calling. The Bears have a head coach who doesn't really have much to do with the offense.

THIS.

Whiz calls pretty much all the plays.

[Brownie]

Can we simply set Jake Utler on awesome, Matt Forte on "2008 Vintage," the wide receivers on "Able to Start for a SEC School," and the offensive line on "Not shitty?"

[motown]

Can we simply set Jake Utler on awesome, Matt Forte on "2008 Vintage," the wide receivers on "Able to Start for a SEC School," and the offensive line on "Not shitty?"

Don't forget to set the defense to "2006" while we're at it.

[Brownie]

Can we simply set Jake Utler on awesome, Matt Forte on "2008 Vintage," the wide receivers on "Able to Start for a SEC School," and the offensive line on "Not shitty?"

Don't forget to set the defense to "2006 1985" while we're at it.

As long as we're aiming high'd.